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Krystal Jasmine

@krysiej.xyz
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36 (Knees are 46, spine 56), Geek, veteran, raging 🏳️‍⚧️, unhinged and unfiltered posting, petty bitch, This was your warning. MDNI. Latex Drone. Find me at www.krysiej.xyz Following me without reading my replies is probably a bad idea.

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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 20/06/2026
Met a wonderful Pony today named Ajax walking around for #DCPride. Hope we helped you find your group. - CSC-1337 #PonyPlay #DronePlay
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 20/06/2026
Heading up to the DC Pride Parade. Might be walking in it.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 17/05/2026
Be me, browsing @corsair.com looking at iCUE stuff cause I have the Scimitar RGB Elite with the scroll wheel issue and their RMA required I loose my daily driver so I have to buy a new one instead... and I find the GALLEON 100 SD... cool except for the shitty MLX switches. Fucking dammit.
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Laurentide @laurentide.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This one has always stuck with me, and it has only gotten more relevant with time.
As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

- Commisioner Pravin Lal,
"U.N. Declaration of Rights"

Screenshot from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, showing one of the dialog boxes that appear after completing tech research or secret project construction.

The left side of the box contains a portrait of Pravin Lal, the in-game leader of the UN Peacekeeping Forces faction.

The remainder of the box contains the text quoted above.

The background is an image of space as seen from in orbit around the game's planet.
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[KERBEROS 天狗] ⬡-Drone 4543 @toydroneslutpup.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
if a catsuit it was wearing had broken during an event like shark's did it's pretty sure its heart would've broken with it. please help an amazing friend and cute drone mend this horrible injustice perpetrated against it by God Himself
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/02/2026
I am so sick of things going wrong... My brand new wheel hub from JC Whitney ate itself and my EBC brake rotor. I probably now have to replace my Brake Roter, Wheel hub, Wheel Bearing, and Axel Lock Nut. Fucking hell. I am not made of money.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/02/2026
I needed this today. And, I know others do too.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 02/02/2026
Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who won't say Fuck ICE.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 30/01/2026
Going to have to replace the other axel now. Have the parts, waiting on one tool... if this doesnt work, I dont have the money to redo the seals and the rebuild on the engine and transmission. (It has 178,000mi, it needs a rebuild. But a rebuild will get another 175-200k out of it.) She is worth it.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/01/2026
After observing my girlfriend and some of her communities for a while, I have observations to record. Sorry @willa.xyz but I am not sorry.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 23/01/2026
Seven months ago my car failed safety. I worked and rebuilt the control arms so that she would be road worthy. When I got that done I was road testing and the front right axel had had enough. 176,000 miles was too much for the bearings. 1/
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 09/01/2026
We are all struggling, and while I am doing okay... it hits me too. I have been trying to fix my car for 6 months. I own it outright and am trying to get another 200k miles out of it. I am a disabled trans US Navy vet and municipal network engineer. Links at krysiej.xyz
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/12/2025
now this cursed commercial reminds me of both 2009 and 2023
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Cathrine Schmid @schmidcathrine.us · 21/01/2025
Trans flag with digital artifacts, with the words "if you want me dead fucking kill me yourself" superimposed on it
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
you know what fair
Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2025
we don't talk about this enough but ozone (the primary moderation tool) being as bad as it is likely is a significant contributing factor to how inconsistent moderation is on here because the whole design strips context. no account context, no thread context, no post context, etc. it's appalling.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 07/10/2025
A very adult thing to do would’ve been for Jay to say “sorry about the waffles thing I will get better” and then leave it at that. Yeah people would be mad but it’d be the kinda thing you could forgive. Instead it seems like the whole c-suite said “FUCK THESE PEOPLE”
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HA Grace @oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Private Equity groups should be outlawed. The are unaccountable and contribute zero to the public good
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 05/10/2025
No notes. 😳🥺
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
lmfao Bluesky mods are acting like Kairi and the rogue aegis operator right when her crash out happened because people came forth with SA allegations
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 02/10/2025
Ahh, sequestration. Because, you know... why not. (Seriously, I was in the military during this exact period. People need to get over it. We need it to happen this time to stop the awful shit that they are trying to pull.)
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 26/09/2025
@sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social ... did you post that link for @nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social ?
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 25/09/2025
This is something that, i won't lie, I appreciate someone researching.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/09/2025
That point when you interact with someone who has such a severe case of rectal-cranial inversion that they see light again...
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/09/2025
I needed to see this. Thank you. July 2017 ... They day this all became my life... 24AUG2017... The day I started fighting back... Days I will never get back. I needed this...
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Leia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 13/09/2025
To all those returning from suspension for posting rest in piss, welcome back in piss. *this account has suspended for using cliches incorrectly*
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 06/09/2025
I took psychic damage reading this. So, I am sharing it. It doesn't feel like a wrong statement.
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 05/09/2025
Petition: Honor Trans Service: Allow Early Retirement & Demand Policy Reform www.change.org/p/hon... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
change.org
Sign the Petition
Honor Trans Service: Allow Early Retirement & Demand Policy Reform
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 05/09/2025
4 years of my life fighting this. 4 years i can't get back thrown at me like sand in the eyes... Somedays all it feels like: youtube.com/shorts/_0wq0...
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That's all I remember
YouTube video by Luke Humphris
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Adam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Happy last day with no football, if you’re orthodox
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/08/2025
people are defending Gavin Newsom bc his FUNNY POSTS are driving Trump CRAZY, so I actually looked at some of them an folks....they aren't funny. they're either Temu Trump knockoff bullshit, or Elon Musk level faux edgelord cringeposting raise your standards please, smh
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend
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Orual @nonbinary.computer · 11/08/2025
Xyla airplane project continues, going to look beautiful complete. Really really hope the FAA doesn't prevent her from flying it somehow (though i think? it might be light enough + being a homebuilt to be an exception even if they don't rescind their dumb decision). www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpC...
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I Cedar-Stripped My AIRPLANE
YouTube video by Xyla Foxlin
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 02/08/2025
Took the car out for a test drive... new noise i am trying to track down so I can fix. Passenger side half axel had an unscheduled spontaneous disassembly at the u-joint. God, I need to fix up this car bad. Still cheaper than a new one. But there is a lot of 17yo parts I need to swap.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 01/08/2025
Tagline mentioned. Haven't paid enough attention to that lately. Woops, my age is out of date. Fixing that.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 01/08/2025
Had a fun realization... If you search my last name, only one hit comes up. Whoops
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/08/2025
look it might be the case that im a fool, sinner, idiot, moron, homosexual, cretin, buffoon, blockhead and nincompoop but that doesnt mean im STUPID
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I personally believe i deserve to bent over a sturdy piece of furniture and shown god for at least an hour or so, more if possible
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"Well well well, suddenly we understand gender dysmorphia, don't we boys?" part 1
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When coming out of survival mode, at some point you start to actually want things again and it feels terrifying because you hid and minimized yourself for so long. The phrase "I would like" feels so oppressive on my lips, an imposition on people I feel grateful toward for simply keeping me around.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 30/07/2025
To my friends in Hawaii, My heart is going out to you with this.
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