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Krystal Jasmine

@krysiej.xyz
922 followers 810 following 4.3K posts

36 (Knees are 46, spine 56), Geek, veteran, raging 🏳️‍⚧️, unhinged and unfiltered posting, petty bitch, This was your warning. MDNI. Latex Drone. Find me at www.krysiej.xyz Following me without reading my replies is probably a bad idea.

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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 14/10/2025
Navy cooking:
A picture of Vienna Sausage from Armour with the caption: "Pepper crusted pork mousseline in a aspic, pureed mustard seed.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 29/07/2025
This was mine:
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 15/07/2025
For those not up-to-date... the control arms are on the car. I cant get the driverside ball joint pin in no matter what I do.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 13/07/2025
Which four fictional characters are you a combination of? Ask my girlfriend... I am all of them. And Drummer can commit warcrimes on me...
The crew of the Rocinante from the Sci Fi show The Expanse.
From left to right: Naomi Nagata, Amos Burton, Alex Kamal, and James Holden
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 13/07/2025
I used the old Creative MuVo for years. Probably 5 different versions. Then I got the Creative Zen Vision:M
A picture of a black, Creative Labs Zen Vision:M mp3 player from before 2010.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 12/07/2025
Why cant it be Cabaret Feather Boa? We need Cabaret drones as well.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/06/2025
3 computers (1 broke), + 2 for work, and this fucking mess.
4 Cisco 28 series routers with T1 and POTS WIC cards, and 3 Cisco switches.2 Cisco 4341 Routers, 1 Cisco 5508 Wireless Controller, 1 Cisco 829, 1 Ubiquity USG Router, a Raspberry Pi, a HP T620 with OPNSense, and Cisco Catalyst 3850 in Krysie's rack in her home office.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 27/06/2025
Tweet from Alec (@alecrl)
Today i had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours. Ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a face mask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but God do I walk it hard brother.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 23/06/2025
I am actually participating for once. Latex needs repair but the M-50 is in full service. #gasmaskmonday #latexdrone
Krysie wearing her Avon M-50 Gas Mask and laying on the couch during a Black Flag heatwave in her area.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 08/11/2024
Check on your trans girl. Her dinner looks like this and she is encasing herself in layers of latex.
A small cup full of Tums sitting on a note card saying "1 Krysie J Dinner"
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 29/12/2023
The guild has recertified my membership as a tinkerer
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/12/2023
When the guild tells the orc girl tinkerer/hearth maiden that she must re-certify her eligibility.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 07/12/2023
The professional trans girl on her first day back to work.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 06/12/2023
Sadly… not a joke
KrysieJ stole a spare needle from her injection kit to fill a vape
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 05/12/2023
It is Tuesday and I hate my fucking hair. Now to survive the next couple of weeks until my first paycheck.
KrysieJ with their hair up to its usual antics and some slight nipple showing through her cheap bra.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 03/12/2023
A picture of President Biden falling up stairs to Air Force One with someone holding a phone with the LoveSense App on it in the foreground. The caption says: "Sorry Mr. President, but you have been a bad kitten"
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 03/12/2023
Age check… 34 for a few more days
A KrysieJ selfie.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 30/11/2023
Not positive how I feel about these
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 30/11/2023
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 30/11/2023
#witchsky
NHK World Reports Henry Kissinger has died.
Sanctuary (App) points out the moon is in cancer, a time of healing.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 30/11/2023
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 29/11/2023
KrysieJ wearing a hoodie over their polo and pretending that is enough to protect them from the below-freezing temperatures outside.
The picture is captioned: 30° out and a sailor’s will to be wrong. Time to go sign the I-9
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/11/2023
It's not that I feel bad. Just that there is so little success looking cute with my hair. (Proof attached, my condolences)
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 28/11/2023
Mayo slightly visible
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 27/11/2023
These are not, "I am still perceived as male" work-safe nails for the first day at my new job. (I think)
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 26/11/2023
KrysieJ's Command Ball cap from right before they separated.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 23/11/2023
So... The look, and the dress...
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 21/11/2023
A itty bitty bit of covered boobies cause I am in a good mood today.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 17/11/2023
No context.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/11/2023
Hey, I cut back on the caffeine a bit, but now I stab girl chemicals in my thigh... It is a delicate balance.
Screen shot of a twitter post by @alecrl that says:
"Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/11/2023
Last year, December. And a shot of the boots too
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/11/2023
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/11/2023
I’ll just leave this here…
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 16/11/2023
Just for Reference... Here is the stack-up.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 14/11/2023
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 14/11/2023
I just keep thinking of the picture I showed a co-worker who loved PSLs and got my COMMO to tell me "Go fuck yourself. Also, where can I buy that" He loved PSLs too.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 14/11/2023
Doctor: "I'd like to know how you burned your legs
Patient: "I accidentally spilled hot coffee on it"
Narrator: "What really happened"
Patient: "What happens if I run Crysis on this shitty ass laptop"
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 11/11/2023
If you see this, skeet any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 07/11/2023
Sometimes… puppy cuddles
KrysieJ gets sleepy cuddles from Piglet the Pit Bull
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 07/11/2023
Don’t feel bad. I missed two in a row cause…
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 07/11/2023
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 06/11/2023
Definitely a big depression day. I just want my brain to be quiet for a bit. But that isn’t happening.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 06/11/2023
show me a picture that tells everyone who you are
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 03/11/2023
Trans girl breaks eggs… story at 5
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 01/11/2023
9 months of stabby stabby… and this is what I got:
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 01/11/2023
Morning coffee
30oz of medium roast pumpkin spice coffee (my friend bought 7 bags for $1/ea.) blooming a gorgeous foam head as it brews.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 29/10/2023
Got these issued on my last ship when they got back from deployment. Later got asked how my time “in the sandbox” was when I was out in town. They are the same shooters glasses that species wears. (I never deployed in combat in 11 years)
KrysieJ wearing Ripsaw brand shooters safety glasses with the smoked lens in.Ripsaw brand safety glasses with the smoked lens sitting on KrysieJ’s shitty Dell Precision 7510 with lesbian and trans pride stickers.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 26/10/2023
A twitter post from 8Sept2020 by @markpopham
They year is 2000. You're 13 years old, alienated from everyone around you, and deeply mentally ill. However, Many of the varieties of Sobe brand lizard milks are available at gas stations near you.
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 26/10/2023
If you’d care to reskeet with an image reflecting your mental state, feel free to do so. Or not. Completely up to you.
A simple drawing of a person with their head completely full of mess saying, "I just need to distract myself"
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Krystal Jasmine @krysiej.xyz · 20/10/2023
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