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Krozo the Klown

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Retired Roller Derby Skater, Childless Cat Lady, Seattlitte

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Krozo the Klown @krozotheklown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WTF!!!!!?
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy.
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Krozo the Klown @krozotheklown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙄🙄🙄🤮
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump appointed judge orders the White House to immediately restore press credentials.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
here's today's post: "holy shit, Glitch McConnell is kinda sorta somewhat almost alive!" — okay, the lights are clearly on. but is anyone home? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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holy shit, Glitch McConnell is kinda sorta somewhat almost alive!
okay, the lights are clearly on. but is anyone home?
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 11/09/2026
After President Donald Trump told attendees at the Republican midterm convention Thursday night that "we want honesty in our elections," he led them in a pledge to "cheat like hell" and "go out and vote" in the midterm elections. to.pbs.org/4yTjfzl
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WATCH: Trump leads RNC in pledge to 'cheat like hell' in November elections
After President Donald Trump told attendees at the Republican midterm convention Thursday night that “we want honesty in our elections,” he led them in a pledge to “cheat like hell” and “go out and vo...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Donny the Attention Hog got to make two whole speeches at his vanity cxonvention, and spoiler alert: he managed to make a complete ass of himself. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the shit out of his dumbfuckery. link is here: bit.ly/3SGF4Tj
holy shit, they literally cast Dear Leader as God’s gift to the universe.

they’re not being sarcastic. they actually believe this twaddle. remember, the whole purpose of this ‘Republican midterm convention’ wasn’t to promote Republican candidates. they gave the briefest lip service to the dipshits who are actually running in races this year. this ‘midterm convention’ was just an Emotional Support Tit, shoved into Dear Leader’s face so he could spend two days feeding off uncritical adoration.

that’s because the GOP is no longer a functioning political party. it’s now just some fucked-up cult whose prime directive is to make a colicky piss-baby feel good about himself.

I mean, at this point they’re not even pretending to be anything other than a cult.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit gave his bunny-boiling diaper nurse a $45,000 cash bonus, just for being a psychotic stalker. nice work, if you can get it. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I also mock the GOP Midterm Convention. what a shit-show. link is here: bit.ly/4yytOHR
oh, and while we’re on the subject, it’s not normal to be this into your boss.

holy shit. all kidding aside, this woman has issues that clearly require some sort of professional help. the White House staff is terrified of Natty, and have fruitlessly tried to keep her far the fuck away from Dear Leader — but because he loves to get this level of adoration, Donny won’t get her the help she needs. he encourages this behavior. he feeds off of it. he rewards her for it, to the tune of 45 large.

now, I know what you’re going to ask me: ‘but Uncle Jeff, while it’s certainly nice for the Carrier of the Royal Diaper Bag to have tens of thousands of free dollars dumped in her lap, it sure seems unethical. aren’t there laws to prevent this kind of thing from happening?’

you’re darned fucking tooting there are.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Deliberately crashing the American economy—costing American families well over $5,000 each—and then promising to pay those families back $5,000 but *only if* they keep letting him abuse them and the country for two more years... ...is some *seriously* dark, domestic-abuser shit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/09/2026
🤔 Trump's 9/11 lies are getting more outlandish 🤔 Trump has told a number of whoppers about his response to 9/11 in recent days, including today claiming he was basically pulled out of the rubble while his employees were at Ground Zero helping Here are clips of Trump's new fan fiction:
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🤔 Trump's 9/11 lies are getting more outlandish 🤔
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/09/2026
A string of absolutely bonkers Truth Social posts from Trump in the span of about 10 minutes
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
here's today's post: "holy shit, Dear Leader is fucking nuts" — another day, another shit-blizzard of posts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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holy shit, Dear Leader is fucking nuts
another day, another shit-blizzard of posts
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cool, cool, I have a couple quick questions -- who's in charge of preventing food-induced illnesses right now and how good a job are they doing?
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A few clips of RFK’s brain rot drivel gave me a headache. 😣 @atrupar.com sits through these unhinged broadcasts so we don’t have to. Listening to that voice and that level of quackery demands 100 proof liquor, but coffee works too. Back his sanity: Venmo: @atrupar Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/atrupar
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Independent journalist and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter. Your support makes my work possible, including all the clipping I do across my social media channels.
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Krozo the Klown @krozotheklown.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sooo sad 😢 we didn’t save the cheerleader so can we still save the world? 💔
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘Oh, Donnie Trump would never ask me to break the law” is the new “Roe is settled law.” We all know they’re lying and what they’re going to do, but we’re supposed to pretend they plan to follow the law.
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Matt da Silva @mdasilva.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don’t know why the core principles here are so hard for other sports to adopt: 1. At the recreational/developmental level anyone can play - period. 2. For high level play the burden is on the league to prove someone’s individual situation creates an unfair advantage, not the other way around.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(🚨) PROOF EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Airport Catering Cart Scandal Is Getting Worse—and Now May Be Linked to the Midterms This is it. This is the one to read. You won’t see the fiasco in Turkey the same way again. This exhaustively detailed report is fully sourced. Scores and scores and scores of sources.
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Trump’s Airport Catering Cart Scandal Is Getting Worse—and Now May Be Linked to the Midterms
There’s never been a Trump scandal that didn’t get worse over time—usually quickly—and the revelation that while overseas he used the press corps and his own staffers as human shields is no exception.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Shh, let death be a surprise.
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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“They secretly moved me to the plane that was more likely to be targeted” feeeeeels like stretch.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My book is on the verge of reaching #1 on the New York Times best seller list — please order it here to help us show the power of independent media: act.link/btc-ZBeZos
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The Day After by Brian Tyler Cohen
How to Wield Power in a Post-Trump World – From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Shameless, Brian Tyler Cohen explores how Republicans have abused power, how Democrats have refused to…
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The reason why Trump and his cabinet officials are so crazed about hunting down leakers is simply because they don’t want the American people to know what they are doing because they are insanely corrupt & incompetent. The lengths they go to cover everything up also proves that.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Eerily similar to the verbiage on the Access Hollywood tape, except instead of bragging about assaulting women he’s talking about pilfering historical artifacts, most of which we will likely never see again.
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The leopards are running out of faces.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Brett Kavanaugh, June 30: Don't worry Mr. President; if you want to muck up birthright citizenship, you can just have Congress do it through a statute (never mind that five of my colleagues disagree). President Trump, August 6: Here's another executive order mucking up birthright citizenship.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/08/2026
again I ask, on top of everything else in this clip, what the hell is going on with Trump's hair?
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ACLU of Washington @acluwa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Jimothy can’t vote, but you can 🦝 Today is the last day to vote in WA’s primary election. Be sure to drop your completed, signed ballot off at an official drop box by 8pm.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The founders are calling. They suggest you read the damn Constitution.
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Northwest Progressive Institute @nwprogressive.org · 04/08/2026
We’ve seen this movie before… a lot: 2026 Washington Top Two voter turnout still under 20% with one day left to vote With one day left to cast a ballot, voter turnout stands at just 19.92% statewide, with 1,025,371 ballots returned out of 5,147,787 issued. It's part of a long-running trend of…
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We’ve seen this movie before… a lot: 2026 Washington Top Two voter turnout still under 20% with one day left to vote
With one day left to cast a ballot, voter turnout stands at just 19.92% statewide, with 1,025,371 ballots returned out of 5,147,787 issued. It's part of a long-running trend of anemic turnout in the qualifying round of Washington's two-part general election system.
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Ryan J Hollister @phaneritic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Our flight from Seattle to Sacramento was delayed by a few hours last night, but we were rewarded with an epic sunset on Tahoma (Rainier) as it poked through the low stratus layer. The pastel peach backdrop was made possible by the horrific wildfire smoke from all the PNW fires.
Stratovolcanonpops out of clouds and is bathed in sunset warm peach glow.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
here's today's post: "good news, everyone! Grand Theft Paint Chips no longer a crime" — but MAGA is Big Mad at Jeanine Boxwine right now. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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good news, everyone! Grand Theft Paint Chips no longer a crime
but MAGA is Big Mad at Jeanine Boxwine right now
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
MAGA says high gas prices are a liberal plot to make Dear Leader look bad, and that Charlie Kirk has a job at Jesus' corporate HQ. I cover all the dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up. thank you for your attention to this link: bit.ly/4w5lKN8
imagine having your brain become so waterlogged from marinating in Preznit Fuckwit’s fever-swamp fairy tales that facts and reason can no longer penetrate it.

scientists at the famed Walter Reed Medical Center have put a name to this malady, the inability of MAGA to process basic information and reach a logical conclusion.

they call it fuckbrainscabosis.

so, for those of you keeping score at home, high gas prices were definitely Sleepy Joe Brandon’s fault.

but nothing is ever Dear Leader’s fault.

the heartbreak of fuckbrainscabosis. won’t you help find a cure?
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A jaundiced, yellow Trump said today that no one has been abused as badly as he has in the history of the United States. Hmm…
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/07/2026
Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime. This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026
Trump had meetings with both Zelenskyy and Netanyahu at the White House today and neither was opened to TV cameras. A little odd for a guy who normally loves publicity.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/07/2026
Trump just blamed Biden for low weapons stockpiles, said he'll ask Putin if he's helping Iran target US troops but takes his word for it that he isn't, refused to say where the money he's pillaging from VZ is going, threw Bibi under the bus, & capped it off by snapping at a woman reporter Supercut:
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Trump's bonkers press gaggle 7/27
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"I understand journalists want to be neutral. But if you're a journalist in the US, you have an obligation to be biased— in favor of democracy. And Trump is anti-democratic... The longer the press pretends that Trump is not an enemy of their profession, the more runway he has to undermine them."
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When Will Legacy Media Finally Learn Who Trump Is?
There were no winners at the reconvened White House Correspondents Dinner
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If Miss Iran had just done better in Trump’s Miss Universe pageant maybe he would have known not to start a war with Iran
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/07/2026
released yesterday by Trump's government:
State Department issues 'worldwide caution' for Americans due to Middle East war
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This weekend, President Trump and his top aides will be guests at the White House Correspondents' Association's annual dinner, which theoretically honors the First Amendment. But you can't celebrate the First Amendment with a president who doesn't believe in it. www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump...
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You can’t celebrate the First Amendment with Donald Trump
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
World Cup trophy presentation @theageaustralia.bsky.social
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
preening dipshit Preznit Fuckwit had to be forcibly dragged off the stage at the World Cup because couldn't stand not being the center of attention. thank you for your attention to today's post in which I mock the shit out of this malignant toad. link is here: bit.ly/4wPKN7k
look at this vainglorious, self-centered toad, basking the unearned glory of a victory that was never his. he’s so serenely pleased with himself.

yo, Donny — I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. he said to stop being a childish asshole. don’t make me get Lindsey Graham on the phone next.

how hilarious is it Gianni Infantino, who has tried so hard to ingratiate himself with Donny, eternally flattering him, and forever festooning him with fake prizes, had to be the one to pull him aside and be all ‘hey numb-nuts, what the fuck?’
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Krozo the Klown @krozotheklown.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ICE’s new motto: “Comply or Die”
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Trump family and administration's embrace of the Tate brothers and intervention on their behalf shows that whatever Donald Trump doesn't want us to know about his association with Jeffrey Epstein, the same vicious misogyny persists. The Tates are the new Epstein.
According to Heidi Blake’s thorough investigation of Tate in the New Yorker earlier this month, the Trump administration intervened last year to buffer Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan from the consequences of their criminal charges in Romania. The Tate and Trump circles, she also reports, have overlapped at Mar-a-Lago.

‘Petro-masculinity’ is destroying the planet. Can eco-masculinity help save it?
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She’s not the only one digging into the connections. A December New York Times report by Megan Twohey and Isabella Kwai quotes a text message by Tate, reviewed by the outlet, from January 2025: “I had word from The Trump admin that theyre on top of things. Ive been told ill be free soon but Trump needs to see me in Miami.” Two Trump sons, Don Jr and Barron, have reportedly cultivated friendships with Andrew, though the White House told the Times that it was not involved in the Tates’ legal matters, and the Tates’ lawyer said the outlet’s findings about Andrew and Barron were “fake news”.

It’s pointless to debate who’s worse, Epstein or Tate. Their monstrous misogyny echoes their respective eras. Epstein seemed a relic of the 1980s obsessed with clawing his way into elite circles and obsessed with recruiting and abusing pubescent to young adult women. Tate on the other hand, came up through the 21st-century machinery of the manosphere, which is in turn largely a part of the internet and the powerful men who run it. But both seem to define masculinity through the dehumanization of women and girls.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This photo is worth a thousand words. He can't help himself. robertreich.substack.com/p/he-cant-re...
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He Can't Resist
This photo is worth a thousand words
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, this will be fun in a few minutes
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Video of the Tate brothers being arrested for your viewing pleasure.
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