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Kris Holcomb

@krisholcomb.bsky.social
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Furry, photographer, furry photographer. Patreon.com/RascalTempleton ko-fi.com/kristopherholcomb

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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Posting to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you want to do something photography and video regarding fursuiting, but don’t really have someone available to handle the camera for you, so you have to figure out how to get creative with it.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else here remember Fred Penner?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s gotta be an easy way to get to BLFC this year. Maybe.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does it involve some sort of off button?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First person to be granted shapeshifting transformation powers gets all the glory. How does one volunteer as tribute for such a thing? I’m asking for a friend.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is no tomorrow. That means there are no consequences, no hangovers! You can do whatever you want!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flock CEO: “Please don’t post pictures of what I look like.” Me: “That sounds like ‘bully me’ talk!”
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Memo to self: Find a suitable replacement song for that one song about my fursona Checkers song to replace the last song created for Checkers.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is a furry’s favorite operating system? Uwubuwuntuwu! What?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He would know this HOW?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe I should start collecting state flags for all of the cons I’ve been to. It’s not that many states, which is six.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I were to win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs!
Fuel gauge indicating a full tank of gas.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It turns out a lot of the things you want to do in Photoshop can be done in GIMP. It simply requires a little bit of skill and a lot of patience and quite a bit of time to do so. Basically select everything not the fursuiter, desaturate, invert selection, saturate.
Orvan Rabbit in the middle of the dessert.  The background has been desaturated, while Orvan has a slight increase in saturation.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too late to ask someone to get me an ASC shirt?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really gotta push my Patreon and/or Ko-fi more. It’s taking too long to get a job since job interviews aren’t happening, and I’ve already burned through most of it. Even the dishwasher jobs aren’t working out.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Antheria is the only convention you’ve managed to attend every single year, you know you’re in for some strange times.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You ever get a feeling like something terrible is going to happen, but you just can’t put your finger on it? I’m usually good about these things. It’s probably nothing more than things that have been going on the last few weeks trying to get me. I shouldn’t worry about it.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I were a little more skilled in the music department, I’d probably whip up a quick music track for a video.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wish sandwiches would be nice right about now, especially since Tang sandwiches and toaster leavings require secondary ingredients and technology to produce. Lol.
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Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: That's The Joke!
Alt: Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: That's The Joke!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Renewed my website domain name because auto-renew didn’t. Welp. As an aside, maybe I should do something with it.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The thing in between me and making a duct tape dummy is the fact that every other furry in San Diego is all the way up in Ontario.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
T.P. SQUAD They’re cops. And they’re gonna wipe out crime. ABC Thursdays 9pm, this fall!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’d like to get this and a Sony a6100 for reasons. www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/16...
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Sirui 24mm f/2.8 Anamorphic 1.33x Lens (E Mount)
Buy Sirui 24mm f/2.8 Anamorphic 1.33x Lens (E Mount) featuring Covers Micro Four Thirds/APS-C Sensors, Suitable for 4K Image Capture, 2.4:1 De-Squeezed Format; 8-Blade Iris, Schott Optical Glass with ...
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Since I’m stuck at home, I’m going to perform my own fursuit parade. With blackjack! And foxes!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It works! Had to install the CPU fan into a pull configuration because its normal seating was obstructed by the memory. The LED memory. Going to upgrade it to Ubuntu 26.04.
Linux being installed onto a new computer.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And now the gasoline costs $7/gallon. Am I winning yet? Hard to say. That requires going outside. Lol.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Bureau of Engraving and Printing took six months to verify they received a torn up $100 bill I’d sent them for replacement. If their six month verification process is anything to go by, I should get the replacement $100 by the time FC rolls around.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
While everyone else is at ASC, I’m gonna break into everyone’s home and take all their pennies and replace them with bottle caps. Lol.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I may or may not be looking for a room at FC. I don’t know yet.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God forbid a small alligator has hobbies
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, uh, anyone got room at anthro socal? Didn't realize my hotel is like 90 minutes away lol.
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Wolever @woleverwuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What fortune does the plush pine marten have for you? @calfurry.ca #furry #furryfandom #fursuit #fursuiting #fursuiter #calfurry
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Kajuk @kajukfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the absence of humans, a few critters have taken over the plant. Not to worry, they're totally qualified ;)
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“What is it you want, mongrel?” “For starters, churros with chocolate dipping sauce for me and the boy!”
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Furgen County 🔜 Non Bergen County Areas (oops) @furgencounty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found out about this fake meetup through @nyfurs.org . The "meet" is just bait to get furry hate content for a livestream known as Sam Hyde's Fishtank.
AI slop advertising a fake furry meet at 93 Canal Street for the fishtank livestream.
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👑 Their Royal Birthday Cat 👑 @chocolatequill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I also got one. This is just really gross and the flyer was made with AI, too. 1. DO NOT GO even to “mess it up.” You are putting yourself in danger 2. Do not confront them at events. Tell staff instead.
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Rachael the Spicy Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kill it with fire
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Does anyone know any LA area furries that are comfy doing mural work? Day job is looking to get more artists in here and asked me to help find peeps. Big colorful psychedelic art to go on walls and around other art exhibits. Paid work, professional rate. Must be a CA resident though.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Get up, babe! It’s time for manmade slop o’clock!”
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What if I were to attend ASC for a day and do one of those time lapse videos where I remain perfectly still for an hour while taking photos? I’d need to borrow a mirrorless camera for that in order to minimize camera vibration.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If non-rich people violate Hasbro's copyright, they send the Pinkertons to ruin their lives. If rich people do it, they wag a finger politely.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At this point, it would be cheaper just to rent a car and drive up to ASC every day of the con. Yes, it’s a two hour drive each way, but I never let a drive stop me before. That’s how I did it when I used to go to the Prancing Skiltaire. It’s certainly an option.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Here’s Ollie Williams with the Blaccuweather forecast. How’s it looking, Ollie?” “You gonna melt!” “Thank you, Ollie.”
91° weather forecast for September 10, 2026.
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