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Kris Holcomb

@krisholcomb.bsky.social
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Furry, photographer, furry photographer. Patreon.com/RascalTempleton ko-fi.com/kristopherholcomb

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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 3h
Apparently, trying to go through the state to get help finding a job is getting to be more trouble than it’s worth.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 6h
It would be funny if I could loan a camcorder to a friend to record a bit of video for me at BLFC. But the question is, who do I ask to do it for me?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Dodgers.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Worst. Trophies. EVER!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine how many more brown outs and black outs California would have once the enforced EV mandate goes into effect in 2035. I say this because I lost power for ten seconds, and the internet four times.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Foxtember, Foxtober, Foxvember, Fox December, Fox January, February.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I sort of wish I could go to BLFC this year. Partly to go and mostly to fursuit in the snow on the way back before snow becomes a memory.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, Vermy, noooooo!!!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now would be a good time for some ice cream. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This weather is so not cash money.
96° Fahrenheit.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve got a winning $5 lotto scratcher. How much citizenship does that get me?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Better add a few more Ys to make it even more male. Extra male! Super male!
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Violet 🎂 10/1 @violetisdelicious.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day, obvs.
A graphic with a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat that says: there is no trash can’t, there is only trash CAN
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evil diesel. The diesevil, if you will.
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you think about it, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory really is a horror film. Gloop - Shot through what is effectively a cannon. Salt - Sent to the incinerator with her father. Beauregard - On the verge of exploding. Teevee - Shrunk down and sent to a machine that is practically a rack.
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Setsuna 🔜 Furpoc @setsunawolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dropped Discord months ago, this is the perfect replacement (for my money, not functionally) for just 5 bucks. This site has been around longer than most of the young furs out there right now and NEEDS saving.
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Lamblimped Cryo (35 days) @cryolithius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA regardless of your personal feelings, is the core of the fandom and losing it would mean YEARS AND YEARS of art, messages, pages, and memorials for people that have passed, would be gone. We CANNOT allow ourselves to rely simply on sites like bsky, twitter, insta, etc. etc. to be our defaults.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I can make room for a photoshoot, I’d be inclined to do a fursuit photoshoot involving paws. Only paws. But that would require a little help from my friends. Get by with a little help from my friends. Gonna try with a little help from my friends.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a fox fursuit partial that I really need to start wearing more often.
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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Posting to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you want to do something photography and video regarding fursuiting, but don’t really have someone available to handle the camera for you, so you have to figure out how to get creative with it.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else here remember Fred Penner?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s gotta be an easy way to get to BLFC this year. Maybe.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does it involve some sort of off button?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kenan & Kel: I Do! Orange Soda
Alt: Kenan & Kel: I Do! Orange Soda
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First person to be granted shapeshifting transformation powers gets all the glory. How does one volunteer as tribute for such a thing? I’m asking for a friend.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How does one acquire said burgers and platitudes…compliments? I’m asking for a friend
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is no tomorrow. That means there are no consequences, no hangovers! You can do whatever you want!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flock CEO: “Please don’t post pictures of what I look like.” Me: “That sounds like ‘bully me’ talk!”
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My biggest frustration with YouTube ads is that YouTube thinks I’d like to consume a 40 minute long Oprah podcast as a form of advertisement. She’s already done enough damage.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or, hear me out, The Cube Pube.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And they can’t accept that digitally?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In this foul year of our lord 2026, do they not have digital paperwork to take care of that bullshit? We have Docusign! Digital signatures are legit!
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Memo to self: Find a suitable replacement song for that one song about my fursona Checkers song to replace the last song created for Checkers.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is a furry’s favorite operating system? Uwubuwuntuwu! What?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why drink wine when you can have sake. Sake, or sake? >.>;;;
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get that man a diaper!
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Puppets, you say?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish them all a very merry bankruptcy.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He would know this HOW?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
Alt: J. Jonah Jameson Laughing Hysterically
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go far, or go far away?
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All this because Quark is a people person.
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Kris Holcomb @krisholcomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe I should start collecting state flags for all of the cons I’ve been to. It’s not that many states, which is six.
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