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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 1h
I was unaware that as someone born in America I inherited Athens. So does that mean I’m eligible for Greek citizenship?
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The United States has made its choice.
We choose the unapologetic pursuit of national power.
"Nationalism" became a dirty word,
, so we
tore down our monuments, condemned our own history, and taught children to be ashamed of the countries they would inherit.
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Secretary of State
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Midlife Crisis Actor @midlifecrsisactor.bsky.social · 49m
WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT YOU’RE WALKING
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 57m
Like he's ever used a lawnmower...
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Nebraska MAGA Rallygoers Erupt In Cheers After Trump Makes Bonkers Claim About Lawnmowers In Surreal Rally Clip
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 1h
And you will be forced to serve Grandpa pierogis
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
I am obsessed with this clip and have watched it 900 times because it encapsulates how so much of current-day fascism is "people stopped inviting me to parties because I'm unpleasant and I need you to make that illegal"
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Dinosaur Bob @dinosaurbob.bsky.social · 5h
As if you needed more proof that the GOP is the party of abusers.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 5h
this is the most republican thing ever
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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 1h
still running low on regular cat grass so I am hoping this emergency wheatgrass will tide them over
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1h
Can someone please tell me what “naturally flavored with other natural flavors” is supposed to mean. What in the mumbo jumbo FDA fuck
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NPR @npr.org · 1h
The National Hurricane Center said late Wednesday that the hurricane was on track to strike the U.S. Gulf Coast later in the week. It's expected to bring heavy rains and potentially flash flooding. n.pr/4ysX7ex
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Isaias strengthens into the first hurricane of the Atlantic season
The National Hurricane Center said late Wednesday that the hurricane was on track to strike the U.S. Gulf Coast later in the week. It's expected to bring heavy rains and potentially flash flooding.
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 1h
For some reason, I'm thinking of that moment in SEVEN when Brad Pitt is in his car trying to read Dante's "Purgatory" and muttering, "Fucking Dante, goddamn poetry" before a cop knocks on his window and hands him the Cliff's Notes.
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 1h
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Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
Alt: Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2h
Here's a funny explanation of the issue. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHT...
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What happens if AI alignment goes wrong, explained by Gilfoyle of Silicon valley.
YouTube video by In the AI Era with Georgios V. Efstratiadis
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2h
What will happen if they manage to solve discrete log in polynomial time? It would be doomsday for digital security everywhere. We'd probably find out when major institutions start pushing emergency updates to post quantum encryption. In the meantime, it would be catastrophic.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2h
DMCA could technically apply but someone with a solution to discrete log could empty out every single crypto exchange in the world. They could get access to corporate bank accounts and clean them out. There's no limit. The damage would be incalculable.
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Brian C. Keegan, Ph.D. @brianckeegan.com · 2h
Putting “Wall St. banks hacked by jailbroken chatbot swarms” on my 2027 bingo card
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caemeron @caemeroncc.bsky.social · 3h
increasingly I think the point is not in being anti-AI but in holding steadfastly to standards that AI cannot meet, with no forgiveness
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 1h
BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND IN MAH BRAINS
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Sierra Furtwangler @sierrafurtwangler.bsky.social · 9h
Meatwood Flack
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 9h
stefferson jarship
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 2h
Runs N' Goses
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 1h
Peep Durple
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 1h
Jearl Pam
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 2h
I've seen two documentaries in the past couple of weeks that employed AI animation. In both instances, they took me out of the movie because it was so distracting and just gave them the feeling of cheapness. On top of that, either could have employed other methods or cut those parts altogether.
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Devin Burghart @dburghart.bsky.social · 2h
Far-right fugitive Ammon Bundy leans into Sovereign Citizen “right to drive” without registration rhetoric, gets arrested in Utah. www.stgeorgeutah.com/arrests/ammo...
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Ammon Bundy arrested after I-15 traffic stop, walks freeway in Southern Utah in protest
A traffic stop over an expired vehicle registration landed Ammon Bundy in jail Wednesday.
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 2h
•Cognitive Dissonance 

Dictionary:

cog.ni tive
dis•so•nance ,kagnadiv 'disanens
I noun
the state of having inconsistent
thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to
behavioral decisions and attitude change

*ex.: next picture a promo shot of the “one of one” custom keffiyeh cybertruck
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
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FEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 6h
Warren Zevon with a speech bubble
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 6h
jfc Mar-a-Lago face is nightmare fuel. Why would people do this to themselves 2.boredpanda.com/mar-a-lago-f...
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10 “Mar-a-Lago” Face Transformations That Left People Utterly Stunned
“A lot of us who support the president want to look our best. It makes you feel like you’re part of something."
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 2h
Lissen to theez bozos, donot thay see all tha ghoasties?!
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 2h
Behaviores Report: 95% Goode 5% harrass of Ludo
Orange and white cat nonchalantly scratching his head. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% harassed Ludo.
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 2h
I definitely want that Coe prequel & backstory Miss him already ☹️
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PNW Lark @pnwlark.bsky.social · 4h
I hope Yakko, Whakko and Dot give Ellison maximum chaos
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 4h
WHOA. This is big news. Mr. Soliman is a 31-year-old gay man from Egypt who came here at 3 with a green card. He lost his green card after a conviction, but an immigration judge found that he would be persecuted in Egypt and barred sending him there. He's locked in a hotel in Equatorial Guinea now.
A federal judge has ordered the Department of Homeland Security to return Ahmed Soliman to the United States, five months after he was expelled to Equatorial Guinea, a country where he has no ties, in a decision that could have far-reaching implications for thousands of others subjected to the Trump administration’s third-country removal scheme.

Arizona District Court Judge John C. Hinderaker, a Trump appointee, ruled that DHS violated the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment and “must facilitate Plaintiff’s release from custody in Equatorial Guinea and return to the United States and must ensure his case is handled as it would have been had he not been improperly sent to Equatorial Guinea.”
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Ew, Ava! @thebusinessend.bsky.social · 4h
One word. Tuskegee.
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Liz Szabo @lizszabo.bsky.social · 5h
CDC moving forward with “wholly unethical trial” in African babies. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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CDC Is Moving Forward With a Previously Shelved Controversial Hepatitis B Vaccine Study
“It’s a wholly unethical trial, and it shouldn’t be allowed,” says Dr. Paul Offit of Guinea-Bissau study
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 4h
Not beating the eugenics accusations
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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 6h
Curtis Flowers, wrongfully imprisoned for more than 22 years, dies www.wlox.com/2026/10/07/c...
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Curtis Flowers, wrongfully imprisoned for more than 22 years, dies
Curtis Flowers, the Mississippi man who spent more than 22 years in prison after being wrongfully convicted of four murders, has died. He was 56.
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Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 4h
An outrage and a tragedy for those who knew him.
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 4h
lol
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Man Says Really Mhmm
Alt: Man Says Really Mhmm & rolls eyes
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 4h
Democrats sue US President Trump over taxpayer-funded ad campaign aje.news/phmkge
Democrats sue US President Trump over taxpayer-funded ad campaign
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 6h
Now I understand why they used to ride people out of town on a rail
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Turing Pest @krikalitika.bsky.social · 4h
Says the guy who’s been doing everything to collapse the economy to 1929 levels
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pumpernickel bear @cwharlow.bsky.social · 4h
"Because nobody knows numbers better than me" - guy known for cooking the books
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 4h
This is amazing!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Debra Disney @debradisney.bsky.social · 11h
Also: Fundraising for car expenses, shelter, food, Rx meds & survival 🚨🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Zelle Debradisneyland@gmail.com CApp $DebraDisney4 Thank you Bluesky friends 🐾💫
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Debra Disney @debradisney.bsky.social · 13h
Will be 99 degrees here today🌡Extreme Heat Warning ⚠️ I have a lump in my left leg. Also, Dr. Appt. soon *not for my leg. Am searching for a safe place for me & Coco, ASAP. Willing to leave Anaheim. Would someone help us, PLEASE? 💫🐾 Private msg. me Or email Debradisneyland@gmail.com THX❣
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 8h
Pleez conseddir help fore Tortilla
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 9h
Haha wow is this comically corrupt. /he didn't end up paying her the money because he said he'd get in trouble with his wife.
By 
Dana Mattioli
, 
Drew Hinshaw
, 
Rebecca Ballhaus
 and 
Joe Parkinson
Oct. 7, 2026 4:53 pm ET

Kimberly Guilfoyle was preparing for her congressional hearing to become U.S. ambassador to Greece when she reached out to a Trump donor with an urgent request: She needed $100,000 that she said she owed American Express—in a way that wouldn’t leave a paper trail. 

“It won’t show up anywhere if you wire money to American Express,” she wrote on Signal, according to messages reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. “Please.”

Underneath is a screenshot of a text. First text is a link to an American Express instructions PDF. Next text says: "You can just send it here. It won't show up anywhere if you wire money to American Express that's all that will show." Final text: "Please."
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