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Kratoス

@kratosauron0.bsky.social
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Software engineer and proud dog dad who wishes he had more time to play Splatoon and Magic: The Gathering. 🇮🇩+🇺🇸 Profile and banner pic by @namocchi.bsky.social

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Namocchi @namocchi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Frieren returning the favor and braiding Fern's hair. She's not very good at it though 😅
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 13/10/2026
cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth
FF7 comic
Aerith and Tifa holding shopping bags, chatting “that was so fun!” “What a great day”
Cloud, slightly upset: “did you guys go shopping without me?”
Tifa, befuddled: “what are you talking about? You were the the whole-“
Tifa: “time…”
Tifa and Aerith look over to realize they went shopping with a Chocobo
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
actual character sheet people were paid to make
ed edd n eddy character sheet of the character plank seen to be close to the loss meme."
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday Hades II!!! 🧡🐸
doodle of Melinoe hugging Frinos
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Kratoス @kratosauron0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#mtgarena Cube can be kinda funny sometimes #mtg
MTG Power Cube Draft Deck - GW Land Destruction x Aggro (splashing U for Time Walk)Seven wins, zero lossesOpponent conceded when they had no lands in playOpponent just wasn’t doing very well on board this game
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Blast Professing @gaymerherb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
go to the library that $70 could have been a free borrow
picture of a rack of PS5 and Switch games at a library for rent
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ sticker club on kofi!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Kratoス @kratosauron0.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone want to visit Maine? Apparently CA is only third on my "sounds like" list 🤷‍♂️ mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now That's What I Call Music logo edited to read "Now that's a horrible night to have a curse".
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The Cooked Creative @thecookedcreative.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Working from home is great until you realize you’ve been sitting for 4 hours, water untouched, eating lunch over your keyboard So yeah. Work From Home Wellness day!! Stand up and go look at something that isn’t your screen. I am saying this to myself as much as anyone else lol
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Thaumana 🎨 VGEN Commissions | ACG Store Opening @thaumana.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🔹Mermaid Mia🔹 (Updated Golden Sun FA)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 30/07/2026
the original sicko
A redrawing of  Ward Sutton’s Sicko comic, but with Ocelot at the end of MGS3
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 29/07/2026
my splatoon raiders experience
splatoon raiders doodle

me, fighting for my life (inkling is surrounded by many boss salmonids)

big man, diligently shooting the front of a scrapper
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
new political axis just dropped
gun ownership vs yoga interest by state
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Mellana @mellana.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i'll be doing a 12-hour stream this Saturday to celebrate my streamiversary 🥹 i can't believe i've been streaming for 9 years already... 😭 i'll be live at twitch.tv/mellana @ 12PM ET to play Splatoon raiders (and maybe do some other stuff) 💚 feel free to check out some of the sub goals as well 🤠
Advertisement for Mellana's 9 year streamiversary

Text reads: 
"Mellana's 9-year Streamiversary :D

A 12-hour stream celebration! I will be playing a LOT of Splatoon Raiders, in addition to other fun activities~

Where: twitch.tv/mellana
When: July 25th, 2026
12PM EDT/ 9AM EDT

Come hang out and celebrate this momentous milestone together :)

SUB GOALS:
200 - Postcard & Sticker giveaway
300 - Chat orders a pizza for me
500 - Stream from Sweden in August

100k channel points for an exclusive postcard & sticker pack! (pointing to a postcard design made by @toripng)"
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Turbo Invader (see pinned) 🫧 @turboinvader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
retweet if you love fries
or desperately crave fries
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Photographer Martin Le-May was walking through a London park with his wife, hoping to show her a green woodpecker for the first time, when he snapped this incredible photo: a weasel riding a flying woodpecker.
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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/07/2026
Caution! Contents may be hot #comic
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Pokopia, Trainer Ditto and my self-insert are resting on a wooden bench in Withered Wasteland. I say, “Ahh, it’s good to be back”Panel 2: I turn to Ditto, raise two fingers and say, “Hey Ditto, grab us some drinks?” Ditto gives me a thumbs up
Panel 3: I continue to relax on the bench, while Ditto is seen in the background pressing a button on a nearby vending machinePanel 4: In a close-up shot, Ditto raises a bottle of hot sauce up to my face. I lean slightly away in confusion
Panel 5: In the same shot as the first panel, Ditto gleefully chugs hot sauce, pinky out. I glance confusingly at my own bottle of hot sauce
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/07/2026
To every New Yorker: this rule is not yet in effect. The earliest it could take effect is Sept. 18, 2026. New York City will use every tool at our disposal to fight this attack on immigrant families and the communities that make our city the greatest on earth.
CBS Headline reads: DHS could weigh immigrants’ use of Medicaid, food and housing help in green card decisions
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 16/07/2026
it’s HIS day!!! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
a doodle of naked snake excitedly holding up two snakes (the animal)
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Nintendo Versus {bot} @nintendovs.xmirror.bot · 14/07/2026
Say hello to the back-to-back Splatoon 3 North American League 2026 champions, Milky Way! The Splatoon 3 dev team created this original art to commemorate their win. Congratulations! 🎉
Image from Twitter
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🌐TORI.PNG🌐 @toripng.com · 11/07/2026
Commission for @mellana.bsky.social !! I loved finally doing some more rhythm gaming oriented art 🎶 #art
Mellana and Mellana's sona dancing on a Stepmaniax cab
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✧ BUGSLAP‼️ ✧ @bugslap.com · 13/07/2026
🛑 new product alert ⚠️ I'm excited to finally have my spraycan thermoses! these guys are 12in tall and can fit in a standard cup holder. - #merch #graffiti
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Kratoス @kratosauron0.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You know, it's okay to concede the game when this happens 😅 #mtg #pioneer #control
A Magic the Gathering game where I have an emblem that lets me exile a permanent every time I draw a card, and the opponent has been reduced to 2 lands as a result.
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mechachoi @mechachoi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
remember when nintendo menus had soul?
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i have a neat shirt
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falco 🔜 Riptide 🌊 @falcoflyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A few weeks ago we celebrated our son’s second birthday (already?!). Here is what what wife texted me the weekend of the Splatoon 3 North American League playoffs while I was traveling. I am so blessed.
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 04/07/2026
happy birthday america, here’s to you president gorge sears 🦅🇺🇸🫡
a doodle of Solidus Snake holding out his swords and jet booting across the american flag and a bald eagle “god bless america”
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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RangerBoard.com @rangerboard.com · 03/07/2026
Remember, folks - Don't illegally record movies at the cinema in Japan! Unless you *want* to get beaten up by Gavan Infinity & Kamen Rider ZEZTZ, that is. And you don't mind a 10 million yen (US $62k) fine. And 10 years in prison. 😬
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ickygolem @ickyburd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
BEST HEADLINE IN ALL OF GAME JOURNALISM
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Profit Greenly @profitgreenly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social's comic on this phenomenon is neerly 9 years old and getting truer every day. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Shin Godzilla's theme of a stuffy political old guard being both unprepared and unwilling to handle apocalyptic disaster and effectively forcing a proactive new group to take the reins is, ummm, pretty timely.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
the Library of Alexandria has burned 10,000 times and will burn 10,000 more before it’s all said and done
Reddit thread:

post by deleted account, 5ya: comment deleted by user

reply from OP, 5ya: this one did the trick! Thank you so much!

reply to OP, 3 months ago; I’m gonna crash out
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Kiku @ Short Run 🔜 @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The boss of Taekwon-Do for the SNES will break the rules of the game and destroy the ref from the jump. I wrote an FAQ for this game back in the day.
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley" Nike Commercial (1992)
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🚨 IS THIS YOUR GRANDMA 🚨 We recently received these found photos of a grandma getting an NES for her birthday. We've determined it was October 1990, it was her 65th birthday, and she was in Miami, FL. Did she like Duck Hunt
An older woman with curly white hair unwrapping a Nintendo Entertainment System.Grandma is happy with her Nintendo Entertainment System Action Set. In the background, there is a man with a horseshoe mustache, wearing a Miami Hurricanes hat and a t-shirt for Cozzoli's in the Grove Pizza. Faintly visible is a birthday cake with the number 65 in candles.
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Mellana @mellana.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i am blessed - the girl who brought them said I could have 3 😂 chat, what we think about my picks?🐈
an array of cat meme stickers laid out on a deskcat meme stickers - a cat with fingies emojis, an orange cat with a napa cabbage on its head and a swag looking cat with a detective jacket and glasses
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Mellana @mellana.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
my fifth grade student pulled this out of his pocket during class today and i immediately bought it off of him for a dollar 😂 chat, what do you think
a sticker of an orange cat with a thinking hand emoji underneath with the text "let me think"
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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