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Mark (Kramburger)

@kramburger.bsky.social
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Coffee-powered Video Herder and Word Farmer

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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*youth pastor voice* "You know who ELSE got nailed by strangers?"
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Driving a Yank tank in Australia kinda flags as an asshole. If you drive one in *Sunnybank* and taking up one and a half parks in the car park, I should be allowed to carve a penis into your bonnet.
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eye-wateringly stupid defence from Rowling’s team here - ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’ - Really? So that £70,000 towards the bathroom ban was by accident? The JKR Women’s Fund was made by an impersonator? At least have the spine to admit you want us dead
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J.K. Rowling’s rep responds to Lilly Wachowski’s accusation of ‘funding trans genocide’ (exclusive)
J.K. Rowling’s representative responded to Lilly Wachowski accusing the author of ‘funding trans genocide’: ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've never had a more grim reflection of myself than having my 2 year old try to argue with me about the pronunciation of 'borrow'. "no, it's bowwo" "Borrow" "no, BOWWO"
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And we have a winner 🤣
Part of a Reddit thread with user XtraCrispy02 asking "Rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film. What is your opinion on this?" And the looney tunes coyote making a reply, holding up a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company!
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/08/2026
What if we...
a button design: button is yellow and black for aposematic purposes, and reads 'if you use a.i. don't talk to me, i will bite your face clean off your skull.' in the middle is a bitey-looking beetle with a little skull making a sad face above its mandibles.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The most important thing Harry Potter learns is that he's wealthy. It's a book series where learning magic allows the hero gain a deeper understanding of his universe and his responsibilities to it, but it's a Blairite universe where that responsibility is to become a cop. Like, these books suck.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This morning I started singing Hallelujah to the tune of Eastern Rosella and my two y/o got so upset she started crying
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Yikes Eleanor Shellstrop
ALT: Yikes Eleanor Shellstrop
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The more I look at this, the more insane details I discover. This is beautiful...
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tawny Frogmouth just casually hanging out at the local Cafe. I love this country.
A small Tawny Frogmouth perched on the edge of a Cafe shadecloth.

There's a vibrant clear blue sky behind it, which is ironic because the Tawny Frogmouth is a nightjar. 

Looks like I'm not the only one with a messed up sleep schedule...
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It is *disturbingly easy* to get a vasectomy, I checked in with my gp because I was convinced that it couldn't be that simple. Compare that to the hoops that you have to jump through and the passive resistance you get trying to organise a hysterectomy, etc. It's SUPER messed up
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/08/2026
everything is speculation now. everyone who threw out or gave away their pokemon cards or video games from 30 years ago has been driven mad by the thought that they could have made upwards of several hundred dollars off them
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You Know Who @MuskTillDawn
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Well you fucking suck at it
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@Elonspacemedia •40
I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited time I have on Earth."
- Elon Musk
1:01 PM • 7/28/26 • 2.3M Views
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My daughter was watching Play School and I thought Jemima doll was wearing a ball gag. Turns out it was a home made mouse nose and wiskers. I need to get off the internet.
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 13/07/2026
This is pretty well known, but the Australian flag Sam Neill wore on his uniform in Event Horizon was designed at his request to show the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because he hoped in the future this is how it would actually look. A proper fucken ally in every way, this bloke.
Sam Neill on profile in EVENT HORIZON, with a patch on his jacket that shows the Australian flag but with the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because fuck colonialism and Sam knew that this always was, always will be, Aboriginal land
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Alligators are Roblox crocodiles send tweet
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm sick and didn't realise how out of it I was until I accidentally almost took my ADHD medication instead of a cold and flu tablet at 11pm last night. And by 'almost took' I mean I had to spit it out before I doomed myself to four hours of staring at the ceiling with nobody to blame but myself.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just saw a Holden Commodore muscle car with some proper Van Art: fire-breathing dragons, horned skeletons, the lot. This is some kind of economic indicator, I'm sure.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The relief I felt at seeing Paul Hogan calling Trump a boofhead while shutting down Pauline Hanson's monoculture BS was genuinely surprising. Cause, y'know, considering his age and tax issues, there was a chance...
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just found an honest-to-god Chick Tract in my letter box. An anti-evolution one, of all things. I can't believe that people are still trying to have this argument. My parents sent me exclusively to Catholic schools and I was never taught creationism.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06... Someone who can do this must have a lot of power in the state, they must be in some kind of premier position in Queensland...
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Why we cannot name high-profile man at centre of extortion case
There is a highly secretive and unusual court case playing out behind closed doors in Far North Queensland involving a prominent married man and his alleged affair, a non-publication order we are not ...
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026
MOTHERFUCKER
me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just beat Super Mario Picross (inc. all the ex levels), now to see any good games have come out in the last 31 years.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As someone who has spent over 180 hours in the wwe2k character creator, I can confidently say that this is the worst character in a modern wrestling game. Cc: @graham.loadingreadyrun.com
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Colton @sniperking323.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The least surprising part of discovering a series called "Stuff the British Stole" is finding out they're on their third season. You could easily get six seasons and a movie out of each member of the Commonwealth individually.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 23/05/2026
Starbucks done EFFED up in Korea. Bad. May 18th just passed, Democratic Movement Day, when rose up after the military dictatorship sent tanks to mass-murder citizens. Some inappropriately call it "Tank Day." Starbucks commemorated Tank Day with a sale on tank tumblers. It gets much worse...
A Starbucks add that says 5/18: Tank Day! Slam it on your desk! And features a selection of coffee tumblers.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint, relinquish your most recent cat picture
A medium-haired orange cat sits perched on the arm of a chair in a perfect alert pose, affecting a poise and grace that is incongruous with this idiot's habit of eating undigestable fabrics and hair ties that have so far cost me thousands of dollars to have removed.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It's not every day you hear weariness and resignation in text form.
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「YASE」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 16/05/2026
[ASMR] Gambit pleads with you for a ride to Jack In The Box at 1:30 AM so he can get tacos (he accidentally threw his drivers license at Sabretooth instead of a playing card)
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don't see what the fuss is about, I think that the new star fox design is fine
A picture of the Crack Fox from the Mighty Boosh episode "Tale of the Crack Fox".

It's a man dressed as a fox that lives in the garbage and is addicted to crack.

These are the jokes, people.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I know I called him insufferable the other day, but I've got to hand it to Oscar Wilde 'I heard her hair has turned quite gold from grief' is a banger line and still holds up to this day.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Even if Wizards wasn't owned by Hasbro, where childhood whimsy gets put through the shredder, this would still be a good thing
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FDS @freyadalysad.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love this essay very much!!!!
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I know that having a character say something doesn't mean that the author believes that themselves, but every time I read anything by Oscar Wilde I get the vibe that he would have been tedious to be around for long periods of time.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/04/2026
me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 14/04/2026
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the time being today i am one of the lucky 10,000
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You all should watch this. I honestly think that @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social might be the best comedian of his generation. (RANDY!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0vI...
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The Afroman Trial Explained: Cops vs Hip Hop
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
*Boots up PS4* FINE, I'll replay it. youtu.be/IanqpvZsp_s
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Sekiro: No Defeat | Official Trailer 2 | Crunchyroll
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A border collie in a lush backyard saying something via a speech bubble
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sorry to repost from twitter but you must see this
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