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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient

@mithras.bsky.social
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If I'm miserable, then everybody's miserable. Co-host: RDA Tech Talk. Producer - Radio Dead Air. I have a brain like a pachinko machine.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 11h
The very fastest I got an "you have been unsubscribed" from texts was when I replied "No" to a text asking me to support putting Bible studies into the local schools. It was bloody instantanious.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At Slutcon, the term "ball pit" has an entirely different meaning.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously, if you for some reason are using the White House app, stop using the White House app. Uninstall the fucker. www.rawstory.com/trump-tv-fla...
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Trump's White House app mines users for financial data and private messages: expert
The White House app that surged in popularity alongside the launch of Trump TV comes with security flaws that insiders say most users didn't bargain for.The app "shot to the top" of Apple's App Store ...
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A soupçon of "look, you little shits".
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instruction: Place no more than 12 pieces of chicken on a microwave safe plate... *opens package, counts pieces of chicken* .....13.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Work) *phone rings - I see who it is* *answers phone* Can you hold for a second? *takes two Advil and an extra strength Tylenol* Ok, what did you need?
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh look, another thing that will be prohibited at a ton of job sites.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Work) User, via email: Hey, I need you to sign these two things. Same user, via email to one of my team, 15 minutes later: Is Mithras in??! Can you sign these? Me, 5 seconds after getting the 2nd email: Here's your signed forms.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I think "people can't be that stupid", I'm reminded that Joey Essex exists.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<Attenborough voice> And here we see an example of Punditii Yglesias. P. Yglesias is unique among Punditii for not only its ability to hibernate, but the manner in which it does so.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Work) ~me, behind a pile of gear~ CW: Hey, back there! Didn't you see the sign? Me: Oh, right. The sign. The sign for this gear, the sign specifically saying don't touch this gear without talking to <my name>, <my name's> sign. That sign? CW: Yes. Me: That's me. I'm <my name>.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Per the request from @madbastard-v2.bsky.social: Trump, with the shitty, non-pool audio stripped out, and the Peanuts adult voice played over it (repetitively).
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is getting to be the level where people will start to claim that they didn't vote for him.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh no. The MAGA "Freedom Fest" got cancelled. Because they didn't sell enough of the $1000 VIP tickets to do it. Out of 100 they needed to sell to do it, they sold... 6.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Work) Save me from users who don't understand the difference between the power button and the Windows key on a keyboard. Garfield has never made more sense. Fucking Mondays.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To quote @mrnishkumar.bsky.social, "Can you catch hemorrhoids?"
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Right now, shitloads of Americans are asking, "What the fuck is potash?"
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you hurt your back, and it's gone on for a week, and then it suddenly stops hurting (literally something went 'twang' in my back and all the pain stopped), discovering that you have the ability to lean over again... it's amazing.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At @alyankovic.bsky.social show, with Puddles Pity Party opening. Already seen at least three other people I recognize from previous shows.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...This was real. I looked it up, and it's real.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weird news out of the UK. Nigel Farage is going to release a cover of a Tammy Wynette song. "Stand by your Scam"
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"If you're going to fake a degree, pick a better university than Clemson." Such a good line.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still get the occasional one.
Text message from a GOP PAC:

<blank> it's JD Vance.

I try to be a nice guy, but I need to lay down the law here.

This is your FINAL NOTICE:
<bs GOP url here>


I reply:  Go fuck a couch.

Their reply:  You have successfully unsubscribed.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is absolutely not surprising that the Internet of Shit includes Flock
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Work) Boss: Why are we going through so much cyan toner? Me: What color are the training certs this year? Boss: Blue.... oh.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The problem with doing sorta forgettable pop, is that as soon as you do something people don't like, everyone realizes they could be doing something else with their time and money.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The happiest person in the Trump family today is Eric, who now thinks that he's the smart one. www.rawstory.com/don-jr-idiot/
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Blistering new theory emerges on why Trump thinks his namesake son is an 'idiot'
One D.C. insider has a scathing theory as to why President Donald Trump thinks his eldest son and namesake is "an idiot," it was revealed Wednesday. Jacob Weisberg floated his thesis on "Money Power P...
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who, simultaniously, "wants his $2."
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another two ways in which I qualify to be Pope.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The brilliance and clarity of this post is amazing.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cleveland City Council member Kris Harsh (another win for nominative determinism), said of Trump, "a man who clearly isn’t afraid to say what no one is thinking", in a statement after the city council voted (13-1) to rename Lake Erie to "The Gulf of Cleveland". Yes, they were mocking Trump.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To quote Captain Lemming: Come on, spine, work with me!
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ron Swanson Laughing Crying
Alt: Ron Swanson trying to hold in a giggle
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This may be a mistake.
A bag of Cheetos - The Flavor of Fear.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(Work) *comes back from lunch, gets perfect parking space in the shade* CW: Can you come to <other building, 1 mile away> to assist with some stuff?
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alt-headline: Someone who did not use charisma as a dump stat spoke briefly to Trump about something, and changed Trump's mind. www.rawstory.com/trump-tariff...
rawstory.com
Trump caves on tariff after chat with Irish Open winner: 'It was pretty unfair'
President Donald Trump caved Sunday on one of the tariffs he implemented against one of America's key trading partners last year. Trump announced during a press conference that he was removing the 15%...
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously? Here's the premise: Guest star who usually sings. If the guest is a woman, 50% chance of Miss Piggy being jealous in some way. If they are a comedian, Fozzy feels threatened. There's a comedic side-plot, involving something/someone going wrong at the theater. See? Simple.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Question of the day: Is he using an LLM to craft his questions, or is he just proper stupid?
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Work) CW: The printer has a paper jam, and we can't find it to clear it. Me: I'll take a look. Which printer? CW: The one in Hawaii. Me: ...I am 99.99999999999% certain that they will not fly me out there to fix a paper jam.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Move over, LLMs making up citations. We've now got LLMs making up entire witnesses. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
ChatGPT-using lawyer punished for citing fake testimony from made-up witnesses
I didn't know that AI could hallucinate facts," New Mexico defense lawyer says.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me, to CW: Well, technically, all iPhones are foldable. You just need more leverage with the older models.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet that there's not a single dose of Botox left in Dallas, with this Republican convention going on now.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I saw Coyote vs Acme today. Loved it. I do question one of the songs used; even though they bleeped out the swearing. Because... It was this song (I should note, I love this song): www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2...
youtube.com
DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak feat. Run The Jewels (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mass Appeal
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1: Dollar Tree was out of his normal color. 2: He was told you can't wear white after Labor Day. He is also unaware that's not until Monday, because he's never worked a day in his life. 3: He kept his wig in his diaper. 4: That was one sick seagull.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My moment of Zen today was learning that Elon is losing an argument with Chess dot com's social media person.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today is one of our social media holidays: Rice Truck Day.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I looked at the "what gif comes up when you type your last name", and it was very clearly the gif search assuming that I had misspelled my last name.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Four day weekend. *immediately passes out*
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well. That's a new low of shitbaggery. www.rawstory.com/missouri-267...
rawstory.com
GOP scrambling after feds bust candidate for drug-planting plot
A GOP Missouri legislator attended court Thursday on federal drug charges for an alleged scheme to plant cocaine and Adderall on his own primary opponent — after winning the race by just a few dozen v...
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To mildly misquote TFOS: Distress, now ~THAT'S~ funny.
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