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Mark (Kramburger)

@kramburger.bsky.social
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Coffee-powered Video Herder and Word Farmer

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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Absolute clutch games dude, well done!
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My GUY, you look like a million dollars
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Super Troopers: Mother Of God Reaction
ALT: Super Troopers: Mother Of God Reaction
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing is that this is SO doable, it's actually supremely doable
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*youth pastor voice* "You know who ELSE got nailed by strangers?"
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a thing of beauty
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If it's not drivable then they'll just leave it there, at least this way they can move it
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Driving a Yank tank in Australia kinda flags as an asshole. If you drive one in *Sunnybank* and taking up one and a half parks in the car park, I should be allowed to carve a penis into your bonnet.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yoooooo
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eye-wateringly stupid defence from Rowling’s team here - ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’ - Really? So that £70,000 towards the bathroom ban was by accident? The JKR Women’s Fund was made by an impersonator? At least have the spine to admit you want us dead
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J.K. Rowling’s rep responds to Lilly Wachowski’s accusation of ‘funding trans genocide’ (exclusive)
J.K. Rowling’s representative responded to Lilly Wachowski accusing the author of ‘funding trans genocide’: ‘She does not support legal actions aimed at harming transgender people.’
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Couldn't deal with the pressure, personally
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you know how stupid you sound right now? both my eyes are the same colour
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not going to take this from a country that thinks that bear and beer are homophones
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've never had a more grim reflection of myself than having my 2 year old try to argue with me about the pronunciation of 'borrow'. "no, it's bowwo" "Borrow" "no, BOWWO"
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time I hear something like this I remember hearing a EB Games manager talk about not stocking a game to 'teach people a lesson about not preordering'
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And we have a winner 🤣
Part of a Reddit thread with user XtraCrispy02 asking "Rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film. What is your opinion on this?" And the looney tunes coyote making a reply, holding up a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You can yell any time you like and they can't stop you because that's assault and against your rights or whatever
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nope, one of the people in the ufw discord channel ported the entire roster plus a few new faces over to 2k26
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's absolutely unhinged this year
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chat and Adam fighting for space in chaotic evil is extremely on-brand
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company!
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/08/2026
What if we...
a button design: button is yellow and black for aposematic purposes, and reads 'if you use a.i. don't talk to me, i will bite your face clean off your skull.' in the middle is a bitey-looking beetle with a little skull making a sad face above its mandibles.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The most important thing Harry Potter learns is that he's wealthy. It's a book series where learning magic allows the hero gain a deeper understanding of his universe and his responsibilities to it, but it's a Blairite universe where that responsibility is to become a cop. Like, these books suck.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This morning I started singing Hallelujah to the tune of Eastern Rosella and my two y/o got so upset she started crying
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Yikes Eleanor Shellstrop
ALT: Yikes Eleanor Shellstrop
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 15/08/2026
Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh BABY.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
AI will deprive us of the amazing earnestness of things like this, and what we'll be left with will be so bland and generic
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The more I look at this, the more insane details I discover. This is beautiful...
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tawny Frogmouth just casually hanging out at the local Cafe. I love this country.
A small Tawny Frogmouth perched on the edge of a Cafe shadecloth.

There's a vibrant clear blue sky behind it, which is ironic because the Tawny Frogmouth is a nightjar. 

Looks like I'm not the only one with a messed up sleep schedule...
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It is *disturbingly easy* to get a vasectomy, I checked in with my gp because I was convinced that it couldn't be that simple. Compare that to the hoops that you have to jump through and the passive resistance you get trying to organise a hysterectomy, etc. It's SUPER messed up
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/08/2026
everything is speculation now. everyone who threw out or gave away their pokemon cards or video games from 30 years ago has been driven mad by the thought that they could have made upwards of several hundred dollars off them
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's literally a lifestyle/addiction. If they ever manage to give it up they'll be amazed at how good they feel
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I glanced through that person's timeline and it seems like they only know how to be angry at shit now. Seems exhausting
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You Know Who @MuskTillDawn
X.com
Well you fucking suck at it
Elon
@Elonspacemedia •40
I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited time I have on Earth."
- Elon Musk
1:01 PM • 7/28/26 • 2.3M Views
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Unspeakably hyped
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My daughter was watching Play School and I thought Jemima doll was wearing a ball gag. Turns out it was a home made mouse nose and wiskers. I need to get off the internet.
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 13/07/2026
This is pretty well known, but the Australian flag Sam Neill wore on his uniform in Event Horizon was designed at his request to show the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because he hoped in the future this is how it would actually look. A proper fucken ally in every way, this bloke.
Sam Neill on profile in EVENT HORIZON, with a patch on his jacket that shows the Australian flag but with the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because fuck colonialism and Sam knew that this always was, always will be, Aboriginal land
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You'll have to 1v1 Graham Norton, and God only knows what he's capable of when pushed
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Alligators are Roblox crocodiles send tweet
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm sick and didn't realise how out of it I was until I accidentally almost took my ADHD medication instead of a cold and flu tablet at 11pm last night. And by 'almost took' I mean I had to spit it out before I doomed myself to four hours of staring at the ceiling with nobody to blame but myself.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just saw a Holden Commodore muscle car with some proper Van Art: fire-breathing dragons, horned skeletons, the lot. This is some kind of economic indicator, I'm sure.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The relief I felt at seeing Paul Hogan calling Trump a boofhead while shutting down Pauline Hanson's monoculture BS was genuinely surprising. Cause, y'know, considering his age and tax issues, there was a chance...
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just found an honest-to-god Chick Tract in my letter box. An anti-evolution one, of all things. I can't believe that people are still trying to have this argument. My parents sent me exclusively to Catholic schools and I was never taught creationism.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06... Someone who can do this must have a lot of power in the state, they must be in some kind of premier position in Queensland...
abc.net.au
Why we cannot name high-profile man at centre of extortion case
There is a highly secretive and unusual court case playing out behind closed doors in Far North Queensland involving a prominent married man and his alleged affair, a non-publication order we are not ...
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026
MOTHERFUCKER
me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In all seriousness, it's worth a look if you have Nintendo online, and it's been a nice little compliment to my Japanese lessons because the gameplay is language agnostic and all the names of the solutions are in hiragana/katakana.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just beat Super Mario Picross (inc. all the ex levels), now to see any good games have come out in the last 31 years.
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Mark (Kramburger) @kramburger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Also, he has better stats than some professional wrestlers and even better stats than Vince McMahon when he still owned WWE. Truely, peak levels of lameness
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