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I do robot stuff. Beep boop, etc.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 23/09/2026
another deep render, from filling the triangles
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Martyn Warren (he/him) @martynwarren.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Along with the assassin bug and dead leaf mantis, this is probably one of my most detailed drawings...
A close-up showing a bumpy black and white surface with prominent shine from a light.We've zoomed out a bit - it's a bumpy thorax. We can also see part of an orange abdomen.It's a stag beetle! Now we see the head, thorax and abdomen, plus bits of legs.The full illustation - a black stag beetle with reasonably prominent antlers and orange elytra.
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konneker.bsky.social @konneker.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Paging @realfollowers.bsky.social
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konneker.bsky.social @konneker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, post a pic for your device with no explanation
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
amazing
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Jeff Colgan @jeffcolgan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Evergreen
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 10/03/2026
"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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konneker.bsky.social @konneker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
A close-up photo of a growth of pale pink-ish fungus growing on a mossy rock
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
never seen a better clapback to "just playing devil's advocate," this made me screech
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 12/02/2026
Ominous bird valentines.
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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MOTH👑MONARCH 🤖🔪 Robot Knife Fight Recovery Zone @mothmonarch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
🌘 "Starchild" 🌟 Commission for @franzanth.bsky.social & at last another of my Golden Orbits.
Digital artwork of a dragon head caterpillar (Polyura schreiber) with the many dots on its horned head and chubby body rendered to resemble little stars, a few actually being tiny four-pointed stars. Above its head a partially eclipsed moon is framed between its inner horns, and large four-pointed stars rest on the center of its upper head and hang on either side of its head between its outer horns. More stylized rays and stars radiate out into the edges of the image, rich textured gold against a dark blue framing the green bug's body. The caterpillar is outlined in metallic gold and has fairly realistic face details and feet. Art by Moth Monarch.
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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mullingitover @mullingitover.com · 22/01/2026
If you really want to punish the NYT, hit them in the pocketbook and post alternatives to their games. www.puzzmo.com/today/
puzzmo.com
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
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konneker.bsky.social @konneker.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The internet owes Rebecca Black an apology. (again)
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 02/11/2025
these charts show the relationship between zip code-level average income and individual probability of voting for democrats in different regions of the country. one of my favorite group fo charts, lots of stories to unearth
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konneker.bsky.social @konneker.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A potential use of LLMs: An impartial arbiter of game rules. I saw an article a while back about using an LLM to read game manuals and then use it as a way to look up rules quickly. My concept is the same, but with this important distinction: the value is in ending arguments, not being correct.
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konneker.bsky.social @konneker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Which was the greater sin do we suppose? 1) Sending out an email to the base expressing solidarity with the Greenlanders and Danes 2) Being a woman while in uniform
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