Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbrian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026shootouts are fake unless the sens win btw 0243
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialFrank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love when the Sens win and our captain doesn't need to go to the locker room and kiss a framed picture of his older brother 311223
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 29/09/2026Thomas Chabot (the new captain of the Senators) has been putting up top-pair defender results for a long time, playing huge minutes. 2506
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialOttawa Senators @senators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The moment that the captaincy became a reality 🥹 58312
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialGraeme Nichols @graemenichols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Senators announce that Thomas Chabot is their new captain. 1262
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialAriel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is inexcusable. Abandoning queer and trans kids when they need them the most. The Ford government put the OCDSB under trusteeship and are calling the shots here. The school board is usually one of the biggest contingents in the Pride March. ottawacitizen.com/news/ocdsb-c...,ottawacitizen.comOttawa-Carleton District School Board pulls out of Capital Pride paradeThe OCDSB will not participate in the Capital Pride parade, drawing criticism from a trustee over the message it sends to LGBTQ+ students. 27328
kobayashi-maru.bsky.social @kobayashi-maru.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Have to assume these are destined for the bottom of the river. #gosensgo 000
kobayashi-maru.bsky.social @kobayashi-maru.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This means their brothers will force trades to Ottawa now, right? I've been told that's how it works. #gosensego 011
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialLP @peristy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Les Boys need to just fucking one time it. They are obsessed with taking a touch and getting dispossessed before shooting. 1113
kobayashi-maru.bsky.social @kobayashi-maru.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The worst part of your team making good off-season moves is that now you have to wait months to see them all in action. #gosensgo 000
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialx-future considerations @jaredgibson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026hopefully I can stop seeing clips of that stupid ass podcast now 1282
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialFrank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Bettman owes us a solid. Do a tampering investigation on the Tkachuks. Give that family the attention it wants 3465
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialFrank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I think Chabot deserves his time with the C even if we re-assess in a couple years. He was neck and neck in the captaincy debate when it was ongoing and since then he's been the better leader and figurehead of the two. 2453
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialK-J @kjkucharik.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Cannot say this enough: Brady Tkachuk was on a clear path to attaining hockey legend status in Canada’s capital - an opportunity most kids be ecstatic to have - and he threw it away the moment it began interfering with him wanting to be a MAGA chud. What an appallingly stupid oaf. 26815
kobayashi-maru.bsky.social @kobayashi-maru.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Fuck the Tkachuk family and fuck Donald Trump. #gosensgo 010
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialLP @peristy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This genuinely strikes at the fabric of Canadian culture and society. 3201
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I'm too athiest for these cup celerations. why are you thanking god for your cup win. you should be thanking brandon bussi. 3362
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialSpencer Callaghan @spencercallaghan.ca · 15/06/2026If you are attending Trump's birthday party you are a fascist. There is no nuance. 0113
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 13/06/2026You Let A Bad Team Hang Around And You Got What You Deserved 1383
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 07/06/20262024: Charge lose their top goalscorer to free agency 2025: Charge lose their leading scorer to free agency 2026: Charge lose their leading scorer to free agency 1193
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialE Selavy @breakinprogress.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Great... but hard to square when you hired a guy who publicly says the Bible tells him that gays shouldn't exist. It's not great when orgs say they care about principles but bail on them when they need a goalie. 161
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialNate @nkb121.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I get that coaches have to manage ego etc but continuing to use Jeff Hoffman in anything approaching high leverage is malpractice 271
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026actually it's good to go 48 minutes without a shot on goal. watch the games 191
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialSean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I know there’s not a ton of optimism in Montreal right now, but I really think the Habs can get right back in this as long as the Hurricanes have 12 days off before the next game. 31699
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 28/05/2026One of these teams is considerably better than the other. 510314
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 26/05/2026This argument is just "I shouldn't have to return the stolen car unless you notice right away". The whole zone entry is tainted and it makes no difference how long it is. 5431
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026incredible how every pregame the Habs commemorate everyone who has ever lived in Quebec for 83 minutes and people clap for it like a Stalinist party congress 5606
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 23/05/2026I can't in good conscience hope for Vegas to win but Mitch Marner hoisting a cup in a win over Montreal in his first year away from Toronto would be an exceptionally good bit. 131138
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialCorey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Sportsnet still has Garry Galley doing these games? 362
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 21/05/2026laughing through the pain how is it even possible that both our teams have now scored a cup winning goal on their own net 0328
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialhousehippofanclub.bsky.social @househippofanclub.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Big bullshit energy #charge #pwhl (video from: www.reddit.com/r/PWHL/comme...) 031
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialOttawa Charge GIFs @chargegifs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Rebecca "The Mayor" Leslie opens up the scoring in the Walter Cup Finals! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsMTL 02911
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbrian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 10/05/2026DAAAAAAA CHARGE BABY 0141
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 10/05/2026There have been any number of other issues but the primary trouble for Philadelphia these playoffs is that Carolina are very good. 312922
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialEvolvingWild @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com · 04/05/2026The Avalanche and Wild are on pace to score a combined 105 goals through seven games. 4784
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialAndrew Berkshire @berkshire.bsky.social · 04/05/2026This last two minutes is basically Brandon Hagel desperately trying to make up for Nikita Kucherov blowing it over and over. 5414
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 01/05/2026Senators and Stars both had a good goalie and a good powerplay in the regular season and they each had precisely one (1) of those things in the playoffs. 2352
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Crazy how Canada's capital also featured an incompetent shooter tonight 1318235
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbrian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 26/04/2026after all his bullshit this year tkachuk should be contractually obligated to hand his podcast over to ullmark, where every episode will be him being delightful on camera for an hour 1242
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 26/04/2026The hockeyviz dot com definitive fanbase rankings: 1) Ottawa 2) Dallas 3) Philadelphia 4) Seattle 5-31) All others 32) Toronto 33) Montreal 34) Yes I realize that there are only 32 teams in the league 35) go away 10872
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialSpencer Callaghan @spencercallaghan.ca · 25/04/2026Regular season goals: Stankoven: 21 Stutzle: 34 Tkachuk: 22 Playoff goals: Stankoven: 4 Stutzle: 0 Tkachuk: 0 That is pretty much the story. There are players who elevate and players who don’t. 021
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialVarada @varada.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Starting to think if Brady Tkachuk’s whole brand is “wait until you see this guy in the playoffs” and then he doesn’t really do anything jn the playoffs that maybe he’s not worth the $17M/year he’s going to ask for. 4544
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 24/04/2026what did we do to deserve 7 years without playoffs immediately followed by going down 3-0 two years in a row 4343
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialSpencer Callaghan @spencercallaghan.ca · 24/04/2026Anderson is playing well but the Sens also only had 22 shots in Game 1 and 3. They are not being “goalied”. 021
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMatt @bosty.ca · 24/04/2026what is it that brady does if he can't wake the team the fuck up during a playoff series like that. 4242
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialEvolvingWild @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com · 23/04/2026 3335
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 21/04/2026*through tears* we're still on track for my prediction that the sens lose games 1 and 2 then win 4 straight 0251
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 21/04/2026Tim Stützle may explode 2374
Reposted by @kobayashi-maru.bsky.socialMicah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 21/04/2026Did you write code with bad assumptions? You'll find out. 2754
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