Reposted by No’el MontgomerySmooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you have a wonderful day 13810 38
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Morning. 866047685 6K
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campustheonion.comWitnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School CampusOREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad... 433257695065 25.8K
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Every time I see that man his decor becomes even more comedically atrocious 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I get the point of the move but like. If you see a clown and start acting foolish everyone else is just going to think they’ve walked into the circus 000 0
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025Civil War Reenactor Reminded This Not His Personal Fife Recital theonion.com/civil-w... 15101256 1K
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 25/06/2025My feed is full of ‘don’t rank Cuomo’… bsky I vote in Pennsylvania 010 1
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryKaitrin Snodgrass @kaitsnod.bsky.social · 12/06/2025What they aren’t showing on Fox News 6435255413286 52.6K
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/06/2025Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit 287246846783 24.7K
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryFobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · 10/06/2025My mom didn’t understand when I told her cops are the ones causing trouble in LA. Showed her this and she immediately understood the cops are fucking assholes. 211327 113
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2025Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doingtheonion.comProtesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already DoingLOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm... 103113643204 11.4K
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Shouting into the Bluesky echo chamber in much the same way as I would sing into fans as a child to hear my voice sounding funny back at me 020 2
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Brave as a us marine ❌ brave as an unarmed suburban lady shaming the ice abductor holding a gun ✅ 010 1
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 31/05/2025ACABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 020 2
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 23/05/2025*chanting* Shag the hag Shag the hag Shag the hag Shag the hag Shag the hag 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 22/05/2025New contender for world’s worst tweet just dropped 000 0
Reposted by No’el Montgomeryoritart @oritart.ca · 21/05/2025What is Habeas Corpus? Wrong answers only. Habeas Corpus is what you, a medieval catholic priest, say to your absent-minded friend when you've asked him to hold onto the communion bread for a sec but he forgot he already had it 4324 32
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 20/05/2025With the power of friendship we can raise these numbers even higher 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Until very recently, I thought “be there or be square” had something to do with an actual square. Figured it out (at the tender age of 19 years old) — right after getting most of my friends to start using “square” (as in the shape) as an antonym for “present”. 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 18/05/2025One weird effect is watching cartoons with an irredeemable villain who is meant to be written off as cartoonishly evil and taking an interest in the villain’s perspective as a character because, you know, in perspective… this personification of greed and selfishness isn’t really that bad. 020 2
Reposted by No’el Montgomerykrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Rob Zombie's advice paid off for someone 517926 179
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The way that Ninjago consistently does really incredible stuff in 2D styles makes one wonder why they don’t just fully commit to the bit at this point 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I only consume the finest lettuce grown straight from the sidewalk cracks of beautiful Philadelphia 050 5
Reposted by No’el Montgomerytinybaby @tiny.baby · 25/04/2025the techno weenies have ruined autonomous cars and artificial intelligence and spaceflight, what other fantastic visions of the future will they fuck up in our lifetime 2834645 346
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Laying in bed and a centipede fell from my ceiling about four inches from my head so I’m definitely awake how is your morning going 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Every new image I see of that fascist in DC never fails to amaze me. Never knew it was possible for a guy to have no good angles 010 1
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryBillie Lauren Hindle 🏳️⚧️🎙️ | 🩷BWT Alpine💙 @billielhindle.bsky.social · 29/03/2025There’s no such thing as A.I “art.” It’s a soulless amalgamation of plagiarised data. That is the antithesis of art. 3488671531 8.9K
Reposted by No’el MontgomerySusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Word of the day is ‘erumpent’ (17th century), which describes buds and blossom that are bursting forth with vigour. Can also be used of energetic humans. 1335013728 5K
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/03/2025Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/food-st... 415350548 5.4K
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I used to think investigative journalism was difficult. Apparently all you have to do is wait for the government to text you its war plans and lie about it. 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The possibility of receiving surprise secret government information is the only thing making me check the text messages on my eternally DND phone at this point 010 1
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryWORLDNETWORK @worldnetwork.bsky.social · 17/03/2025🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm. 760112321993 11.2K
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 16/03/2025It’s weird being the right age to be painfully nostalgic for this internet and also having like three memories of this time because I was also a child 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Being an adult is absolutely nothing like what I imagined as a child because what do you mean “dinosaur time” is going to be the thing that finally forces me to eat my veggies. And what do you mean other people are struggling with this too 230 3
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 04/03/2025What you’d think sucks about insomnia: exhaustion, oversleeping, fatigue What really sucks about insomnia: I MISSED MY WINDOW OF TIME for eating TWO FRUIT FLAVOURED GUMMIES and now IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING and I am laying here MAD 011 1
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I love not really being on the internet these days because I get to open an app once in a while and feel my mental lexicon turn itself off and back on again 000 0
No’el Montgomery @knightmaid.bsky.social · 07/02/2025If I had read this four years ago I would have fully believed this was the onion 010 1
Reposted by No’el MontgomeryThe Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 06/02/2025okay time to stop procrastinating and Do The Thing. 41172 117
