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The day after the Super Bowl, and Election Day, should be national holidays.

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randog @randog.bsky.social · 16h
Why am I paying for this? Take that money from police pensions.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So does Ryan Poles get fired for these bad contracts for average players at some point or no?
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Furthermore, I think we’ve all just been reminded of why the richest people in the world and their foot soldiers (politicians!) keep pushing for more data centers: it allows them to manipulate political outcomes.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Only team of mine that didn’t shit their pants in the face of adversity this weekend. Deserve the glory for the week. #ITFC
Ipswich Town Football Club flag
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I would also prefer Keenum playing DB to Jaylon Johnson
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good Christ this guy fucking sucks. Put Keenum in!!!!!!!!!!
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If Swift gonna get yanked for an “egregious” fumble, then Bagent has to sit for the 5 egregious throws to the other team the last 2 weeks.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I repeat…
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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 11/10/2026
Sunset was a burner thanks to clouds from the remnants of Hurricane Isaias
A cotton-candy colored sunset (blues, magentas, and pink) over the Chicago skyline thanks to remnant clouds from Hurricane Isaias
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Total meltdown 😂 goddamnit
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Knowing Nebraska is going to give up a soul crushing touchdown here is a really shitty feeling
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ll never donate again to any political campaign. It’s a text about every 9 minutes for days on end now. No wonder these fucking morons can’t beat any republicans. They should be annihilating every race and yet I’m getting asked for money for some assholes campaign in Huntsville.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ben gonna dial up 9 TDS for the tight ends. Bad week to be a packer fan.
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Autumnal Blanx, but Scary. @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know, I'm happy to donate to candidates of my choosing. When I do so, I should not be inundated with texts from campaigns around the country begging for money. This is making me less likely to give again.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gremlins in the theater. As a 6 year old. Staying the night alone on a neighbor’s 3 season porch room bc my parents were gone. Nightmare.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m ready for the Cole Kmet experience to be over
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spoiler alert: Another day of Wordle not being “FARTS”. Someday I shall get it in 1, today was not that day.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fucking cold out. I hate it.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post game walk unfounded reactions: 1. Not addressing LT 4 years=problem. 2. Not addressing DL 4 years, or doing it poorly= problem. 3. Montez Sweat, average 4. Dalman retiring fucking sucks = problem 5. Not trading Bagent for ANYTHING last year=problem 6. Ryan Poles looks worse every year
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s pro bowl left tackle draft time!!!
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dis guy Bagent sucks ass 😂
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Super excited for a whole season of draft prep on LT vs DE with that pending top 10 pick. In the meantime figure out what you can get for unloading the following shitty contracts: Jaylon Johnson, Montez Sweat, Dayo Odingbo.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If that’s an Achilles injury this is a tank season.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Achilles?
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James Neveau @jamesneveau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm going to go drink a gallon of bleach. Bye.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Furlong, Maeda and Fleming on please Ipswich.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great job voting against your own interest white trash, hope this hurts like a motherfucker until you die alone of a curable disease in your shitty trailer. apple.news/AVjqTwODrRbG...
apple.news
Fed approves interest rate hike, signals one more to come this year — CNBC
The Federal Reserve on Wednesday approved its first interest rate hike since 2023 and indicated another to come.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One space after a comma, two spaces after a full stop. That is the one true way. Anything else is wrong. Yes, I know HTML only puts one after a full stop no matter how many you type - it's wrong.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Except that it’s not you fucking moron. It’s literally the same message. Leave them alone to be who they want and if you interpret being labeled as a bigoted asshole bc of your feelings on the subject then the shoe must fit. Fuck. Right. Off.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
White Cross on the Thames…as we speak. Richmond, UK 🇬🇧
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope we can buy hunting permits.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
seems like a bad sign for the country
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
0-2 on traveling to Ipswich for a prem match but absolutely worth it!!! The Tractor Boys gave their all and we had an amazing time.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who has two thumbs and tickets to Ipswich Liverpool on Friday?!!!???!
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Office Fake Smile Disappointment
ALT: Office Fake Smile Disappointment
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It may not seem like a big deal when the dictator pressures a company to change a name on a map. But every capitulation encourages more capitulation until there's nothing left to give away and your country has become a prison camp.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Turns out they DO let you fuck the flag if you're rich enough
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thank fucking god it was only 3 and it was the top 3 and that’s only bc of being on here that I know the Druski guy and Piker. And the speed kid I’ve only seen bc of the World Cup. Feel pretty good about not knowing any of these shits.
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So far this week we have lost Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Optimus Prime while the President is actively rigging an election and renaming Great Lakes. Buckle up, Friday, I guess.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We get one shot at life and so many of us spend it suffering because a handful of sociopaths control the world.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I check the news sites just to see if he died. Not that I wouldn’t have gotten 100 notices, I’m just hopeful that I checked at the exact moment it posted.
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James Parker @panoparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world full of trumps be a dolly parton
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jesus freaks can’t leave people alone, why do they have to be recruiting kids via email. Keep your weirdo shit to yourself. “My daughter wants your daughter to come to her church craft bullshit twice a week with her, full disclosure it is Christian focused but good for everyone”. Fuck. Right. Off.
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Start killing these people
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An injured and will never play in a real game Sewell?!??!? On the Bears?!???! Nooooooooo
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KMB @kmbchicago.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have ingested too many of da gummy’s.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every time Harrison Butker hits the upright, a a tradwife gets a job.
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John Carpenter’s Halloran @profhalloran.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The other frustrating thing here is that there is no popular support for this whatsoever. Americans don’t want this. Americans value Canada as an economic and cultural partner. And yet our politicians are steering headfirst into this absolutely pointless wall. It’s just so intensely stupid.
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