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Katy Maiolatesi

@kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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Chicago | Comedy in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, etc | Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna | She/Her katymaiolatesi.com

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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here’s the friend link! www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/top-10-jobs-...
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our September newsletter is out now!! www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/for-the-love...
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Not to Brag, But We’re Still Having Back-to-School Panic Dreams
I didn’t do any research, but it’s annoying, no?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/09/2026
"You lift the sloppy, engorged loaf to your lips. A crouton—bread inside a bread, like some kind of warped turducken—bursts free from its prison, leaving a goopy trail of dressing on your white pants as it slides to the floor. Your hands are wet and sticky. You take a bite." buff.ly/Ra0YWzG
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Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
“You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/09/2026
Q: How does one become invisible? A: If you’re a woman, enjoy being seen while it lasts. Much like puberty, being seen is just a phase. You’ll grow out of it. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
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FAQs for the Women’s Invisibility Network
“The Women’s Invisibility Network (or WIN) is a neighborhood support group for women in their sunset years. We assist aging women tossed aside by society, wh...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/09/2026
"You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush." buff.ly/Ra0YWzG
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Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
“You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush.”
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Your boy is on vacation 📷 @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
An old duffer drinking a beer
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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@kmaiolatesi.bsky.social and I ate mushy bread so you don’t have to. Our review of Panera Bread’s Salad Stuffers is up in @mcsweeneys.net today: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pan...
mcsweeneys.net
Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
“You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush.”
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“The editors share how many rejections they’ve collected over the years.” By @alicemphillips.bsky.social @emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social Emily Kapp, Heidi Lux, @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social & @laurita-jane.bsky.social Full piece: www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dude you gotta shut up
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ATTN: current and prospective Belladonna writers! This is your sign to submit to us. We can’t wait to read your funny pieces. www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-belladon...
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Read our latest newsletter!! www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/heres-a-news...
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Here’s a Newsletter Instead of Some Lettuce
Big salad when?
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watch our latest Editrix ep with special guest @emilyflake.bsky.social !! youtu.be/-PX-BLtmA4E?...
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Episode 14 - Emily Flake!
YouTube video by Belladonna Comedy
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A group piece written by The Belladonnas! Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tonight was my first time at Wrigley Field and the Tigers looked so utterly feeble that my brother could sense, from more than 200 miles away, that a McGlashen was somehow involved.
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is, mathematically true
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I know what you’re thinking, and yes, we were 8 years old when we got married.
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Somehow @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social and I have been married 18 years today. “We have stood from year to year before the spectacle of our lives with joined hands.” —W.C. Williams
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The July newsletter is here! Read and subscribe here: medium.com/thebelladonn...
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Summer Goal: Be More Like This Dog
Hope this is you right now.
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nice
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ken Bone’s Wario
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We’ve decided to girl boss our way to LinkedIn.. …… …give us a follow!! Check out Belladonna Comedy’s profile on LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/in/belladonn...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jolene had her first swim in Lake Michigan today. Probably also her last.
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Please welcome our new editors!!! @laurita-jane.bsky.social @alicemphillips.bsky.social @emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Most weekends I don’t do friggin crap but this weekend I ran my first 5K and got my first tattoo. 44 is the new 24 I guess.
A tired guy who went for a runA guy with a new arm tattoo of the late great Gilly, a wonderful Shih Tzu
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just added my voice to @onenationovercharged.com because it's time we fight for a healthcare system that puts people over profits and works for everyone. Watch my video and share your own! stories.onenationovercharged.com/video/6a0b69...
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Add your voice to One Nation, Overcharged!
I just added my voice to @onenationovercharged because it's time we fight for a healthcare system that puts people over profits and works for everyone. Watch my video and share your own!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“A group piece written by contributors of The Belladonna Slack channel.” By The Belladonna Writers Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/advice-to-ne...
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Add so many jokes to make the masses LOL.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And then I made a T-shirt with this catchphrase
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I posted a video to try to raise money for chronic illness (that I have), and you commented this? That’s weird, man!
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Walking home from dinner with @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social and happened upon a deadly blues band in a random garage. Chicago, golly.
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The ear-scratch wanter has arrived
An impossibly cute Shih Tzu
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My wife is pretty and funny and MS is an asshole! Please donate if you can!
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Thank you for even considering! ILY 💗
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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I'm participating in Walk MS®️
I’m raising money for the National MS Society and can use your help. Your support means more groundbreaking research, life-changing services and gets us one step closer to a cure! Together we can make...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DXhOnAW...
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Katy Maiolatesi on Instagram: "Wanna help end MS??!! That would be so cool of you! Link in bio to donate 🧡 #walkms #ms #multiplesclerosis #chicago #donate"
1 likes, 0 comments - kmaiolatesi on April 24, 2026: "Wanna help end MS??!! That would be so cool of you! Link in bio to donate 🧡 #walkms #ms #multiplesclerosis #chicago #donate".
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Another newsletter is out?? Is there anything we can’t do?? (Yes) thebelladonnacomedy.com/this-newslet...
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This Newsletter Will Change Your Life
Probably!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Do you like laughter? How about green things? Then perhaps you should read and/or subscribe to our monthly newsletter!! thebelladonnacomedy.com/st-patrick-d...
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St. Patrick Died So We Can Drink Green Beer at 7:52 A.M.
It’s a special month. Now let’s get into some spicy newsletter content!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“Women are hilarious.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Also I am stupidly competitive and (previously) athletic, so it didn’t seem like a win at the time, but I’ve decided to look at it as such 💫
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I didn’t last long (mostly bc there was fresh fruit to eat at the end), but it was still a win
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I went surfing yesterday while having multiple sclerosis 🏆🏄🏼‍♀️
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Katy bonding with a Great Kiskadee @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Tysm🙃!!
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@emenez2.bsky.social and I have a new piece in Slackjaw! medium.com/slackjaw/cas...
medium.com
“Casablanca” Ending Updated By Region
By Emily Menez and Katy Maiolatesi
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Friend link! thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-perfect-...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
That’s right!
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time
Actor Don Johnson. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Skeleton if I’m feeling sleepovery
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If I were an Olympic athlete I think I would pick luge bc you get to lie down
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Our latest newsletter is here!! thebelladonnacomedy.com/to-punxsutaw...
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To Punxsutawney Phil: We Refuse to Believe Your Shadowy Ass
That groundhog is a LIAR! Here’s hoping for a great month (please, oh god, please).
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