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Joel

@kloppocalpyse.bsky.social
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Liverpool fan, cheesehead, amateur chef, professional lawyer.

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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The spirit of Jay Cutler is strong today
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bears getting absolutely cooked over the top all half and sticking with single high man or shallow zone is very funny
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another goal against everton that would be easily saved by a keeper with normal sized arms
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SML T-Rex Roaring Costume
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We love to see a nutmeg header
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some things never change
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last cajun ahi po boy of the year (probably), I'm not crying you're crying
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tHeSe ArE lEfT wInG eXtReMiSt IdEaS
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rainy pizza dinner on the porch almost as nice as rainy coffee on the porch
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was too loud in the office this morning, but my coworkers at home (the bald eagles patrolling the creek) are being even louder and screaming at each other
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the envelopes was "I will become a premier league winning manager when city are stripped of their titles"
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turns out the offensive line is an important part of a football team, who knew
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The absolute worst part about being downtown is walking in the skyway and being subjected to conversations between Target employees about activations or some other stupid shit at all times. They're everywhere.
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Spilling Spits
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Earned a Big shower beer tonight, tucked a free kick around the wall and upper 90 from 25. Still got it from time to time
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone's dog barked on the meeting, Albie is concerned
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That goal was pure Crap 90s Football, I hope warnock is happy
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone remove stephen warnock's vocal cords challenge
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this beautiful meat @thehospitalball.bsky.social
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you get caught trying to steal croissants from the counter and won't even look at dad
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man I Love Decks
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@marimurphy.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you www.instagram.com/reel/DdP2lIO...
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the look the iguana gives when you tap the glass at the reptile house
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mila, in the middle of lunch: "I have some good news about dead bugs. They don't carry diseases."
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ideal porch macchiato weather this morning
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hope someone is waiting for the ref in the parking lot
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a hit son, what a hit
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Broke in the new giant paella pan tonight
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Dad, can we go to IKEA for dinner tonight to get swedish meatballs?" No, we have swedish meatballs at home. The swedish meatballs at home:
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Double fisting corn dog and sweet Martha's cookies, living his best star fair life
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally getting around to having a coffee at 948am
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The ref looked at that, realized he'd have to send off Aina, and decided it wasn't a foul, incredible
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The first MEATing at the new house (much delayed because the smoker was packed away in the garage): pork butts on overnight, smoked/braised chuck on in the morning. Both for sandwiches
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never too early to learn how to use a trim nailer
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's so wonderful to be in the office and have a gourmet coffee experience
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New back deck finished up
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I see that they've reanimated the corpse of Alexis Mac Allister for another season of football
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Isak playing 90' as the 9 and not making a single run behind the defense or into the channels tells you a lot about this side
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Dad I need to go poop and I need you to wipe my butt" is the new @ej1892.bsky.social smoke break
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ref took the over on 3.5 yellows for the match
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sure is a lot of standing around and watching the guy on the ball instead of moving to open up a pass in this side yet
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Verstappen putting himself into the wall is absolute perfection. Can't wait to see how it's actually another driver's fault
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 23/08/2026
In my opinion, a failure to understand the white-hot rage so many people feel about ICE's campaign of terror and oppression is what has taken some establishment Dems by surprise in their primaries. Abolish ICE and Nuremberg 2.0 is basically the floor for what the Dem electorate is demanding.
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bike ride for some ice cream
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tough 1-2 loss in the men's league semis tonight. Fourth game in a week for me so I earned this shower beet
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Adventure dog
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Made some margarita. Walked the dogs and met a skunk, no one got sprayed so call it a win.
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Camping hack: batched cocktails. This frozen margarita was such a hit last time I made a double batch this trip. Also negroni because it's the perfect all season cocktail
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post soccer porch beer from the brewery down the street while watering plants
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post triathlon girl dinner: cacio e pepe with pancetta and an extra extra dirty martini (replacing electolyes is important), served in the bath
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