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Joel

@kloppocalpyse.bsky.social
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Liverpool fan, cheesehead, amateur chef, professional lawyer.

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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11h
Real impressed with Uribe the couple times I've seen him pitch the last few weeks, seems like he has The Sauce
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
More more more!
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The spirit of Jay Cutler is strong today
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bears getting absolutely cooked over the top all half and sticking with single high man or shallow zone is very funny
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I haven't paid enough attention (was making lunch) but looks like theyve done less silly outside zone runs and are opening holes inside to hit. Maybe finally got serious and realized their approach wasn't working
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm really enjoying having a competent OL today, too. What a difference when your QB doesn't have pressure in his face immediately after the snap
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching the bears refuse to put a guy over the top when their corners kept getting cooked on that sequence of deep balls
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's the black lab of fullbacks
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just not their fault that they chose to sign for the club that no one had any idea was not following the rules!! So very unfair
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One flying kopparburg is literally the exact same thing as everything in the 80s
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another goal against everton that would be easily saved by a keeper with normal sized arms
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SML T-Rex Roaring Costume
ALT: SML T-Rex Roaring Costume
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We love to see a nutmeg header
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This movie is so good, I can't believe it isn't more popular
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, thinking about some old ass chartreuse
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Hot Damn Red Forman
ALT: Hot Damn Red Forman
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah chipotle is big enough that I can't see them trying to take it apart. More like "I am very smart business genius, let's buy my old company, pay me 500m because no one could have come up with this incredible plan" going on here
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This will be the new pizza hut/taco bell/kfc
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pain builds character
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh man I remember those
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some things never change
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The blend is always the way to go
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just had a bahn mi
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"sorry, can't work today. Force majeure"
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One Weird Trick
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don't seem very friendly if I'm honest
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bring samosas for a post fight snack ok
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is a samosa if not an indian banger
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Trollface
ALT: Trollface
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't believe fogo doesn't have a sponsored refueling station where they're handing out slices of meat
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last cajun ahi po boy of the year (probably), I'm not crying you're crying
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a Fancy Boy - Seinfeld
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a Fancy Boy - Seinfeld
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right on, always been super impressed with their lagers and lager adjacent beers
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plug for Working Draft if you're making the taproom rounds
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tHeSe ArE lEfT wInG eXtReMiSt IdEaS
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmao that takes some cojones
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rainy pizza dinner on the porch almost as nice as rainy coffee on the porch
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Other coworkers are running everywhere, guess that's what happens with open desks
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was too loud in the office this morning, but my coworkers at home (the bald eagles patrolling the creek) are being even louder and screaming at each other
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one is an actual vehicle that exists in South Minneapolis youtube.com/shorts/xiZ9m...
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T-Rex Vehicle Driving Around Minneapolis || ViralHog
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't believe Norm is going to have to leave St Paul to come drink fresh hop beers
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Done, minus the fascia which I need to figure out with mounting a light strip under the lip of the decking next week
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was just gonna say arbeiter is the other local one I remember. I'm just down the street from Venn so I'll pester them next time I stop in
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Best local-ish one is Castle Danger Mosaic Fresh Hop. Taproom release is mid October so probably hitting here after that
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the envelopes was "I will become a premier league winning manager when city are stripped of their titles"
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be waiting another decade at least, I'm sure
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't recall seeing an oline this bad. The vibes from the coach are very much late term McCarthy where you don't do anything different but insist "we've tried everything and nothing is working, just need to power through it"
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/klop...
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turns out the offensive line is an important part of a football team, who knew
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The other side of downtown means you get to hear Ameriprise yahoos talk about spreadsheets
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