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Joel

@kloppocalpyse.bsky.social
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Liverpool fan, cheesehead, amateur chef, professional lawyer.

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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
More more more!
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching the bears refuse to put a guy over the top when their corners kept getting cooked on that sequence of deep balls
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some things never change
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last cajun ahi po boy of the year (probably), I'm not crying you're crying
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rainy pizza dinner on the porch almost as nice as rainy coffee on the porch
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Other coworkers are running everywhere, guess that's what happens with open desks
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was too loud in the office this morning, but my coworkers at home (the bald eagles patrolling the creek) are being even louder and screaming at each other
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Done, minus the fascia which I need to figure out with mounting a light strip under the lip of the decking next week
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the envelopes was "I will become a premier league winning manager when city are stripped of their titles"
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's two body spray shower heads. One is shoulder level and the other is belly for me, but they are adjustable
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Earned a Big shower beer tonight, tucked a free kick around the wall and upper 90 from 25. Still got it from time to time
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone's dog barked on the meeting, Albie is concerned
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The result. Made a horseradish cream sauce that goes real nice on the sandwich with some cherry peppers and crispy onions
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this beautiful meat @thehospitalball.bsky.social
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you get caught trying to steal croissants from the counter and won't even look at dad
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry sorry trying to delete
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man I Love Decks
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ideal porch macchiato weather this morning
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Broke in the new giant paella pan tonight
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Small bird
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Dad, can we go to IKEA for dinner tonight to get swedish meatballs?" No, we have swedish meatballs at home. The swedish meatballs at home:
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The money shot
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a peach saison that a buddy brewed and now deepfried olives and peppadew peppers on a stick, I'm living my best life
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Double fisting corn dog and sweet Martha's cookies, living his best star fair life
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Listen bitch
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MEAT update: pork close to done, beef getting in the bath for a braise
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally getting around to having a coffee at 948am
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The MEATing continues: pork looking good, chuck on
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The first MEATing at the new house (much delayed because the smoker was packed away in the garage): pork butts on overnight, smoked/braised chuck on in the morning. Both for sandwiches
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im sorry
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
bird again
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never too early to learn how to use a trim nailer
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's so wonderful to be in the office and have a gourmet coffee experience
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
big bird
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New back deck finished up
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bike ride for some ice cream
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tough 1-2 loss in the men's league semis tonight. Fourth game in a week for me so I earned this shower beet
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He saw me setting up the hammock for a nap and hopped right in. Other dog was already passed out and snoring
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turns out climbing a mountain is hard work
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Adventure dog
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Made some margarita. Walked the dogs and met a skunk, no one got sprayed so call it a win.
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Camping hack: batched cocktails. This frozen margarita was such a hit last time I made a double batch this trip. Also negroni because it's the perfect all season cocktail
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post soccer porch beer from the brewery down the street while watering plants
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post triathlon girl dinner: cacio e pepe with pancetta and an extra extra dirty martini (replacing electolyes is important), served in the bath
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look at you go @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All cooked so moved to the shade and went Long Dog
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Joel @kloppocalpyse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Baked potato sighting
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