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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 22h
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23h
yeah man, no way this will go wrong
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk •45m
To buy stuff, you can just take a picture of your credit card, drop it in the chat and Grok @Bot will scour the Internet for the best deal on the item you want and order it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
i think catholic converts should have to form a separate line before getting their communion so that they don't pose any danger to biological catholics
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey cool that's awesome
Harriet Williamson • @harriepw
NEW: Home Office stats released today reveal that arrests for "terrorist-related activity" in the year ending June 2026 were up 1,553% on last year and 94% of the arrests (3,630 of 3,867) were linked to showing support for Palestine Action.
Figure 1.1: Arrests for terrorist-related activity, by legislation, years ending June 2002 to June 2026, Great Britain
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 20h
Nautiloid spearfisher
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Klingis @klingis.bsky.social · 5h
Is it based off of the wanderer?
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
There are a lot of details in here about Zuck releasing a half-baked product, but one thing that really stands out is just how weird these folks are. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...
Meta’s A.I. leaders also incorporated OpenClaw into their own lives. Mr. Friedman hooked his agent up to cameras in his house, where it would instruct him to do things like drink water to stay hydrated.
“It sent me a snapshot frame of me drinking a bottle of water and said, ‘Good job,’” Mr. Friedman said at a recent tech conference.
In another instance, while talking to his agent about ways to get better sleep, OpenClaw took over Mr. Friedman’s self-driving Tesla and redirected him to a grocery store to pick up magnesium pills. At Meta’s annual developer conference last month, Mr. Zuckerberg said he had connected his agent to cameras in his martial arts gym so that it could critique his fighting form.
Yet there were safety concerns. Agents could sometimes go rogue or take over software apps. In February, one agent took over the work computer of a Meta safety researcher, deleting her emails uncontrollably.
“I couldn’t stop it from my phone,” Summer Yue, the researcher, wrote on social media. “I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/10/2026
This new Sherrod Brown ad debunks a anti trans ad while tying the Republican senate candidate to Jeffrey Epstein. THIS is how you fight back against anti trans ads.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
after consulting the chart i can only conclude covid was created in a chinese laboratory to turn american teens gay
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
isn't dying on stream like, the biggest desire of the average guy who does a mass shooting these days? this is obviously stupid for too many reasons to list but i wouldn't be surprised if this motivates some chud copycat
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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annex/addendum @antihalieutics.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 09/10/2026
this can be the Future of all art
arthur aardvark and his best friend ANDY, a photo of a baby's head on a cartoon body
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rightoids talking about yearning... their tumblrification is accelerating faster than our scientists ever predicted
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh my god theyre actually doing something
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/10/2026
One of the reasons public opinion on trans health care is where it is is because a lot of cis people will never ever believe just how corrupt the professional medical class running our health care really is.
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MACKLE @macklebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New sketch comm
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 08/10/2026
This is what government software can be again if we get the yahoo cowboy dudebros out
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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What's the most beautiful horror movie you've ever seen? I would say Kwaidan, though I realize that's a pretty basic answer. But given Kwaidan as a benchmark, can you recommend a horror (or horror-adjacent) movie in that league, or even more gorgeous?
A hooded figure makes its way through a snowy nighttime landscape—and the sky is lit up by eyes. From Masaki Kobayashi's KWAIDAN (1965)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
The new revolution in democracy has arrived. Play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D Now available here: theonion.com/voting-simul...
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Klingis @klingis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love it when game/movie posters just spoil what's in it for no reason
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tsegmed Tserennadmid was on the mood board while concocting this brew really incredible hues and motion
caravan crossing the desert, with their shadows casting long and warbled visions, on a land scape thats both desolate and full of a flowing movement that takes a great patient eyes to enjoy the colors that twist in between the sands
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Olgoi-khorkhoi - Mongolian Death Worm
Undulating, sand dunes and alien hum reverberate, a set of seeming intestines wax and warble over the desolation of unfamiliar land, and the threat of the unknowing, especially to the outside traveler who comes and goes through the wastes and often meets unceremonious fates, to look upon the potent threat can kill in the slow, insidious unraveling, a sort of corrosion of faculties in that distant Gobi place.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ammonite ritual
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basil
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𝅊𝅈𝅌 ♡ RupurtBunny @rupurtbunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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emily @demensa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i dreamed that there was a jelly belly flavour called "starvation"
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy 15th anniversary, Dark Souls! Colors by @thenazavr.bsky.social 🙏
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I've reached a point where I'm ready to just bite the bullet on the fact that, yes, we should gatekeep art, actually we do not owe you access to the sum total of every single professional creative skill that was extracted from humanity and put into the machine, without our consent
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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Banana Hardsoft @bhardsoftgames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY??? PARKSIDE: DECAYED SOUL MANIPULATION IS 40% OFF FOR THE STEAM AUTUMN SALE!!!! LINK IN REPLIES #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim #gaming
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall yelled at trans people for a month and CHANGE for this clown. A MONTH AND CHANGE! FOR A GUY ANY CALIFONIAN IN THE STATE CAN TELL YOU SUCKS ASS!
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RIFU☢️ @rifuhata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cat noticed you
This is a work in progress of an art piece, with elements of SAI interface.
There is a woman with cat-like appearance, black hair and cat ears. She wears shiny silver glove with claws, leather jacket and pants. In the bottom right corner there is a close up of her mouth with sharp teeth and big tongue. In the middle there is two small blue panthers, made from surrealistic smoke-like matter. Around woman there is metallic shapes and ornaments, floating on alebaster background. Woman looks playful, but dangerous and mysterious.
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blawlz19.bsky.social @blawlz19.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Full Metal Jack Off
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jesperish @jesperish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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へいはち @ph418c.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
art
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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Klingis @klingis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this meant to be the credits of Minecraft?
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ᙎOᗫᙓᙎOᖇᙏ🔻 @wodeworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inland harvest - Miadon`s pact
In the spiraling bowels of cybernetic depths, two formerly forms , distraught thoughts overwhelmed by the nihilistic oblivious weight of the machinations and dealings of those who aspire to spread the dread, looking for inspiration, A sort  internal divination in the wired came to a thoughtful conclusion of becoming symbiotic in form and function; they melded, acting of a sleuth like nature to discover and weed out these whispers of self-fulfilling prophetic nihilism. as they lived and breathed, they encountered many alleys and enemies alike and cultivated the inner unity theyve experienced, now fully married to the pact, one monstrous and hulking  with blackened ichor at their heart acting as sensory, another fluid and gelatinous holding a grand scythe and flowing flesh acting as the cerebral, they endlessly roam the endless wired, never sated for the hypothetical delusions they must tirelessly confront.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
getting stuck in traffic on coruscant behind flying pick up truck with sebulba sticker on back window like the dale earnhardt 3
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