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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We may never know how deep the Bozos go.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Leaving of the 'State' makes it more offensive!
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thought that was the dude's name at first
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Would Jesus be as famous if he survived?
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brutal
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cheese
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/07/2026
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One theonion.com/trump-sees-hunter-bide…
Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So you're only able to criticize Israel if you're an event attender?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text…
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this man could not see shit
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk
On multiple occasions in the past year, members of a security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to justice department of White House officials. Our request for “breaching equipment” – normally used by SWAT and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry into the buildings – was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind, locked doors, according to multiple their request
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026
“I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston
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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier...
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A very old Justin Bieber
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Madeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Matt Walsh watching YouTube for 3 year olds and getting furious
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
That didn't feel made up whatsoever. Troubling
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I've said this before, but one time at Grand Central station I had a 10 minute conversation with Alec Baldwin because I thought he was my friend. He never once said "I am not your friend. I am a famous person" so we just caught up on how our families are doing.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2025
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
Elliot Stabler from SVU yelling at a male suspect
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
there is nothing more confusing to me than people who hate ms. rachel. it's like hating puppies. it's a declaration that you have no soul.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Evangelical Christians
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/11/2025
Brandishing this bad boy at a cop and getting shot nine times
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 03/11/2025
“There’s no going back. We *broke* something here today, something good, something that can never be put right again” — me, when I open the dishwasher before the cycle is finished.
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Think you're taking it way too seriously. And should drop 'rizzing' from your vernacular immediately
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Not sure why this is supposed to be bad. Drug reference?
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
For someone who hates Portnoy so much you'd think you'd know that's obviously not him
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The poor voters can't help that they were seduced by Trump's scumbag charm!
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Did divorced dads in the 2000s suddenly come to terms with things and started closing drawers more appropriately?
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
What's wrong with where they found them?
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Death penalty seems apt
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Are you a moron?
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
And on that note, deleting the post I just made praising her. Damn lol
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Self-soothe 🤔
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yeah but it feels better to stand up at the end. And less likely to stick out like a sore thumb
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Also old news, but he does everything like a fucking asshole
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
While meaning it sincerely and proudly
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Oh that was definitely just a theater answer. At home, too many answers. Definitely not Boogie Nights with my parents
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Jurassic Park in 1993 or The Simpsons movie in 2007
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Really? Loved the casting. Rudolph was perfect, as was Gaffigan
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
The sea took him, he's gone
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Good but not great. It had substance but lacked pizzazz
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
Guns don't kill, messiahs do
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
And The Sixth Sense was universally praised!
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Ok some of those movies sucked but Office Space and The Matrix were classics
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kling.bsky.social @kling.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
I get the reference but he actually looks mildly excited, like he sees the perfectly burnt toast approaching
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