iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We may never know how deep the Bozos go.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Would Jesus be as famous if he survived?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/07/2026

Trump Sees Hunter Biden Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One theonion.com/trump-sees-hunter-bide…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2026

Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text…

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

this man could not see shit

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of a security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to justice department of White House officials. Our request for “breaching equipment” – normally used by SWAT and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry into the buildings – was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind, locked doors, according to multiple their request

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026

“I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston

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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier...

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Madeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Matt Walsh watching YouTube for 3 year olds and getting furious

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I've said this before, but one time at Grand Central station I had a 10 minute conversation with Alec Baldwin because I thought he was my friend. He never once said "I am not your friend. I am a famous person" so we just caught up on how our families are doing.

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2025

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

Elliot Stabler from SVU yelling at a male suspect

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

there is nothing more confusing to me than people who hate ms. rachel. it's like hating puppies. it's a declaration that you have no soul.

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Evangelical Christians

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/11/2025

Brandishing this bad boy at a cop and getting shot nine times

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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 03/11/2025

“There’s no going back. We *broke* something here today, something good, something that can never be put right again” — me, when I open the dishwasher before the cycle is finished.

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