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Kyle Arnett

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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Rod Torfulson’s Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/07/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We live in a country where some of the best journalists are late night comedians & editorial cartoonists. THANK YOU Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon, Tom Tomorrow, Mike Luckovich & Michael de Adder ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #LAUGH_DO_NOT_DESPAIR ✊
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social I heard that Gary declined to perform at the Freedom 250 Festival
The album cover of "Getting Down To Business" by Gary
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
C'mon, @pablo.show do some findin' out!
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Rough start. #grickledoodle #lordoftherings #tolkien #horror #rough #focus #eyeofsauron #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
A cartoon illustration of the Eye of Sauron sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee scrolling his phone in a messy apartment. Caption reads "The Eye of Sauron just couldn't get focused that day."
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Support reporters under legal threat with our First Amendment Tee. @status.news has partnered with the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press on these limited-run shirts, with half of the proceeds going to the non-profit's legal defense fund. Get yours here: shop.status.news/en-usd/produ...
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United Humanists @unitedhumanists.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This 💯
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'm a 63 year old white guy. I don't even know what this means.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
What he said: 💯 🎯
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Jake Friedman @spaceisfun.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is NYT: but her emails
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident.  He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain.  Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
1939
Herr Goebbels Angered By Anti-Nazi Wit

Comedians Banned For Humorous Remarks on Leaders

--The Montreal Star, 4 Feb 1939
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
That last one is the dealbreaker.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
@skeetofgod.bsky.social is this an authorized biography?
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Trump yelling "Do you want to buy a Tesla?" at a kid pushing a lawnmower.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/03/2025
If it's not fully setting in how ominous this is, try reading it this way:
In the style of a Star Wars opening crawl: "More than six weeks into the second Trump administration, there is a chill spreading over political debate in Washington and beyond.
People on both sides of the aisle who would normally be part of the public dialogue about the big issues of the day say they are intimidated by the prospect of online attacks from Mr. Trump and Elon Musk, concerned about harm to their companies and frightened for the safety of their families. Politicians fear banishment by a party remade in Mr. Trump's image and the prospect of primary opponents financed by Mr. Musk, the president's all-powerful partner and the world's richest man."
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Starring Ted Nugent.
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Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”
The production will star Ted Nugent.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Let this sink in.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
@michaelkosta.bsky.social enjoyed you on @lebatardshow.bsky.social Pre-ordered your book not just because it sounds interesting, but also because of the slapdick reference.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Dear manager, This week I 1. Was a puppet 2. A pauper 3. A Pirate 4. A Poet 5. A pawn and a king
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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Lmaooooooooooo
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Good day to post this classic Kids In The Hall Sketch, I guess dai.ly/x2yrhiu
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Dailymotion
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 30/12/2024
A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Old man shaking cane
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
here's what we know so far: a teenager obtained a weapon, just as our founders intended, and took that weapon into a school, just as our founders intended, and shot and killed a teacher and a student, just as our founders intended, and ended up dead, just as our founders intended
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Imagine you're trying to get the toughest military job in America .... ...and you're against women in combat... ...and you're sending your mom out to fight your battles for you.
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@kimarnett.bsky.social Hi, Honey!
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@mikeryanruiz.bsky.social @lebatardshow.bsky.social
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Kyle Arnett @klarnett.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
It is refreshing to be able to scroll through a timeline without having to stop and block an ad every third post
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