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I am a stack of pain-ridden weasels in a trench coat, pretending to be a functional human bean. She/they

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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 6h
I have bought four balls of chenille yarn in sunshine yellow, day-glo orange, neon green, and royal purple. Trying to decide what to make with them.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 18h
Dreamed about Henry Cavill last night (yay) but it was horrotica, heavy on the horror (boo). Very very involved dream, lots of detail, and one of those where I'm trying to figure out how exactly cyanide gas and an electric armchair relate to my day...
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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shakeasinglefbombspeare (am I doing this right?)
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A very nice person has gifted my husband an almost-complete set of golf clubs. I've just booked hubs and Freckles into the local driving range for half an hour (to seee if they like it). #enabler #anythingforaquietlife
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello, peeps.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are having an epic argument about gold/the lack thereof in the family DnD chat, in character. Hubs is dragonborn barbarian, very attached to gold. He has none. I'm a dwarf paladin, and have just offered him pocket money...our High Elf 'leader' has just wafted in and the rogue is getting stabby.
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Ian Cann 🏳️‍🌈 @thebeercolonel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But what of amateurbiotics eh?
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jrbee.bsky.social I am home, I got the post, and the sleeve fits my ipad *perfectly*. Woot! Thank you so much xxx
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Awh, damn, Neil Newbon is no longer appearing at Comic Con Liverpool. He's pretty much the reason we were going :( still, lots to see and do!
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last morning in York. It's been truly lovely. Amazing place.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why isn't it bedtime yet???
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We returned to Bill's restaurant for dinner tonight, and I think that was one of the best meals I've had in a very long time. The flavours were *incredible*, and they have a really good veggie/GF menu. Yum!
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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sorry, the void is full right now. Please try your scream again later.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We stopped at the York chocolate Works for a hot chocolate and a sweet treat. OMG, peeps, you should taste it. 50% cocoa, whole milk, real cream and marshmallows. And a gluten-free chocolate torte. I am HAPPY.
On the left, a gilt-edged sea green cup and saucer holding a very frou-frou hot chocolate. On the right, a SLAB of chocolate torte.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are at the Train Museum in York, and there's one repping the gingers.
A plaque, next to a rust-coloured train. It's name is Coppernob
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My sister got me a nalbinding for beginners kit! It's the Viking way of making wool garments - and so far I'm VERY confused. Probably because I'm a lefty who works right handed...
A box with a picture of a coppery-coloured hat on it, with a bone needle on top.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you ever wondered what a jazz/easy listening version of Michael Jackson's THRILLER would sound like, left me tell you: it's crap. The muzak in this restaurant is poo...
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Cat Cafe (The Cat's Whiskers in York) isn't quite the cat love-fest I was expecting, but the cats here are so clearly well cared for, and calm and confident, it's still quite lovely. It's wonderful to see them all chilled out and happy.
A white cat with black cow markings on her face, perched on a cat tree and peering round a doorway.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're off to the Cat Cafe!!!
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you heard about my new book? It's a P&P retelling in an AU where Lizzy rebels against limited education opportunities for girls and invents a cipher that the government wants to use to help the war effort! There's smugglers! Wickham is an AH! HEAs galore! Only $2.99! a.co/d/0cU081gp
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The Conundrum of Miss E Bennet - Kindle edition by Wallace, Alicia. Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
The Conundrum of Miss E Bennet - Kindle edition by Wallace, Alicia. Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The wallpaper in Bill's restaurant in York is INSANE.
Very busy wallpaper,  featuring mandrills, chameleons,  what I'm pretty sure are made up birds, and psychedelic aloe plants
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Visited York Minster, then got lost. I'm glad I remembered my painkillers! 7.3k steps in already (considering we're both Fibro Warriors, that's quite remarkable)
The arched dome of the octagonal chapterhouse at York Minster  The sheer amount of maths and science required to build it, like, 600 years ago boggles my mind For those of us of a Certain Age: that little blue blob in tue diamond is one of the Blue Peter Bosses, from when the Monster was damaged by lightning in 1984. It depicts the moon.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm at the station! Hubs and Freckles dropped me off; there was an elderly gentleman at the top of the stairs for plat 6, with a big heavy bag and everyone ignored him. Freckles went up to him and said "excuse me sir, may I help you?" and bought his bag down. I am very proud of him. #Humblebrag
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm in Waiting Mode™️. My train for holiday doesn't leave till 12:45, I have things to do in the meantime, and nobody at home is up yet. Gah!
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I remembered my password! Here is a 12-year-old blog post, inspired by my discovering smutrotica. kizzywiggleboo.wordpress.com/2014/12/21/h...
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How to write a bestselling erotica series and become unspeakably rich overnight.
The rules are simple: He must be a billionaire. And preferably have deep, mysterious emotional issues. Touch is good, but anything affecting true intimacy will do. She is essentially naive. Virgin …
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The witches were out of sage.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to start blogging again, but WordPress has gone a bit poo. Can anyone recommend a good host which is cheap/free AND idiot-proof? Thanks.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tomorrow, my break in York with the sister sisterbeast begins! So excited!
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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What happens when the autistic, adhd and all points in-between and around people outnumber the neurotypical weirdos? Time to redefine what is typical, perhaps.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This!
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I look at all yous guys' posts, so elegant, so funny, so apt... Y'all are intellectual giants, blade-sharp wits, so educated, so On It, and I wonder how the hell you find the time! You have niches. You have interests. Specialities. And you manage to be perfectly unique and wonderful!
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Ted Lasso's Pro Move (Jason Sudeikis)
Alt: Ted Lasso saying "that's a PRO MOVE right there."
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hilliatfields.bsky.social @hilliatfields.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you look down on someone because of the job they do then the problem is with you.
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Onyx @advantage87.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
note to self, rest is productive, your body is not a machine
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was scared off as a kid: Going to the loo at my dad's house Men with beards Quicksand Spontaneous Human Combustion That geezer with the balck cape, I think he was on the Sooty Show? Noseybonk My nana's outside loo (Yes. I Had loo issues)
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Jo Bee, Fantasy 🪶 Lover of 🐝🐝🐝 @jrbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I sell digital sewing patterns as well as physical items: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/JRBe... The Raindrop Ramblers is on KDP (page views/ reads would help) mybook.to/TheRaindropR... I can beta read – I've been told I have a good balance of simple line & structural edits, along with story reactions.
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JRBeeCreations - Etsy UK
Shop items by JRBeeCreations.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This!
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am SO pissed off. For longwinded reasons, its my turn to sleep on the sofa. This means its my turn to listen to Freckles talking to his bloody GF until midnight. Not that theres a turn, coz when hubs is downstairs, Freckles goes in the kitchen. And Now he's put Ted Lasso on. I WANT TO SLEEP.
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drmag00 @drmag00.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a society, we never should have gotten okay with the motherfuckers who get rich making other people's lives worse. Once they started to get traction, they got richer and found more ways to control people and systems. We shoulda kicked 'em in the balls back at the start until they ran away.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What is wrong with the human race? Why do we accept the overlordship of the billionaires? Why do we let singular figure and their lust for power start and continue wars? Why are white supremacy and the patriarchy acceptable? I mean, what the actual fuck? We. Know. It's. Wrong.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My freckles is 20 today. Here's a selection of his greatest hits from my very old FB account. Proud of you, Son.
Freckles as a freshly-hatched baby. He has a chubby, grumpy face and is wearing a white hat and is wrapped in a white blanketFreckles aged nearly 3, he has wavy ginger hair, a mischievous expression, and a fresh scar on his right eyebrow (he headed the penitent form at church)Freckles aged 7. He is pulling a truly awful face.Freckled aged ten. He has a buzz cut and is wearing aviator shades. He's meant to be throwing rock horns but is instead giving double V gingers. Oops!
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you trolled by your own thoughts? Do you struggle to get them to stop? Kill The Goblins provides 15+ ways to deal with them. Each one is a simple action you can take as soon as you finish reading. "A lifeline for those drowning in negative thoughts." buy.bookfunnel.com/sj7yidmq1b #books 💙📚👀📢📚
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Tools to quiet a noisy mind
“A lifeline for those drowning in the sea of negative thoughts.” – Jeyran Main, Review Tales Magazine.Tools to quiet a noisy mind➢ Are you aware of the things you say to yourself?➢ Are they friendly o...
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My sister sent me a reel, witha woman on it basically saying If you had a parent who said 'if you're too sick for school, you're too sick to go out/play/etc', how are you doing being a person who can't do sick days, feels immense guilt over being sick, and can't rest even when sick?
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have to have a routine MRI to see if anything has changed with my degenerative discs. And Im going to start physio. No extra pain relief. No advice. Sigh.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've actually called in sick today. I feel shit about it though. But my back and hips are in so much pain, I couldn't do another day standing. Off to the docs for me!
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Work has been mad busy so far, I'm only just on my lunch! It's hard work being me... 😝
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𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑦 🦋 𝑀𝑀 🦋 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑦 @mintyminxy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😏
This image is a parody graphic featuring a portrait of Sigmund Freud styled after Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon album cover, with the caption

 "Pink Freud: Dark Side of Your Mom"
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Been stood outside work (in the rain) for ten minutes. Will nobody arrive and let me in?!? Grrrrr. 🌧
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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turns out the road to hell is littered with the spines of politicians.
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apparently September is Chronic Pain Awareness Month, or something. I'd quite like to *stop* being aware of mine. Please. Morning!
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Kizzy @kizzythesecond.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching Hugh Grant's second-greatest role (after Phoenix Buchanan in PADDINGTON 2): The Pirate Captain in PIRATES! IN AN ADVENTURE WITH SCIENTISTS I unashamedly adore this film. Yes, I'm a grown-up.
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Band Of Misfits Monkey
Alt: A claymation monkey dressed as a pirate rolls his eyes, sighs, and platys the drums ironically
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