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Demiurgent

@demiurgent.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, thinker, creator of all things messy. Cat, dog, and pretzel owner. Unnaturally coloured hair at all times. She/her.

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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 23h
Ugh. I was so close to doing taxes today. Tomorrow. Tomorrow is just as good.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 23h
You wanna see the saddest, most unloved, underappreciated doggos in the history of woof? I warn you, it's a brutal sight, these poor animals are immobilised by their hardships, which are extreme i.e. not having had a treat today.
Two liver and tick GSPs sleeping on a grey sofa.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cooked loads today. Loads. And you know what I want now? To order takeout.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On hold for almost twenty minutes (so far) because I need to be sure the pharmacist gives us Tempra's drugs tomorrow at the latest. They said there was one person ahead of me. That one person must be having a hell of a Monday morning 😔 Hopefully it's not stressing the pharmacist.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her: Why do you keep falling in love when you end up getting hurt? Me: Ever get an ice cream headache? Her: Of course. Me: Did you stop eating ice cream?
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waking at 3:30am is a little frustrating. Waking with chest pains is frankly terrifying. Panicking about the chest pains is, unsurprisingly, not alleviating any discomfort. Le sigh. My heart rate is a little fast but extremely regular. I'm fine. And my dogs' farts STINK which may be what woke me.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm reading an awful lot of absolute crap this weekend. But it's really nice to have a weekend with zero plans which can be filled with reading absolute crap.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I said to Himself "can we launder the bedding?" And lo, the bed was remade and washing machine on within *minutes*. Why does it seem like such an enormous job when you confront it alone?
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Note to self: don't foist your presence on the world. I take a two week rest period and come back to death, injury, and disasters. Or maybe you all need my presence to hold it all together. Henceforth I shall identify as duct tape.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
... I hate today's purple group with an actual passion.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mum took her book to the chair in the front room where she can put her feet up, and I came to lay in my spot on the sofa. I declared the dogs would have to choose their favourite. Flatteringly, I won.
Two GSPs on a grey sofa. In the foreground, my feet and legs demonstrate I too am on the sofa.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Himself was digging over the new spring bulb bed and I was supervising (my abdomen today is made of extra fluid and discomfort). We lasted ten minutes before the gnats drove us inside. Boy dog was so happy and relieved at our return he disemboweled me. I'm not a fan of that animal any more.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not thrilled I woke up at 2am, but I have crawled into bed at 8pm fairly frequently of late. Perhaps I've finally caught up on sleep.
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026
it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's time for my regular "I have the most awesome husband alive," assertion. Himself is fabulous. This morning I gave myself a panic attack, this evening I explained the situation to him. He was supportive & suggested ways we can avoid such outcomes, even though I fabricated panic out of NOTHING.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, American football. How I am bewildered by my level of interest in thee.
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Brock Purdy's Intense 49ers Playoff Reaction
Alt: Brock Purdy's Intense 49ers Playoff Reaction
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not allowed to work outside of Monday-Friday 9-5 and this is fine EXCEPT I figured out a thing late last night and I'm terrified I'll forget it.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I take a daily antihistamine (I couldn't bear the rashes I get from mosquito bites, a girl's gotta do etc.) and I never had hayfever in England. So how can I possibly be this messed up by whatever weeds are spurting out their pollen right now?
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three times. Three times in the last hour I've visited my AO3 bookmarks in the hopes one of them has been updated. It's not making a difference. There is no update.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really want to hang out with my friends tonight. I also want to sleep forever.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's cool enough to have the windows open tonight. I'm drinking chamomile tea. I'm ready to snooze the night away.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you heard about my new book? It's a P&P retelling in an AU where Lizzy rebels against limited education opportunities for girls and invents a cipher that the government wants to use to help the war effort! There's smugglers! Wickham is an AH! HEAs galore! Only $2.99! a.co/d/0cU081gp
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The Conundrum of Miss E Bennet - Kindle edition by Wallace, Alicia. Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
The Conundrum of Miss E Bennet - Kindle edition by Wallace, Alicia. Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What the result does not tell you is how damn long I was staring at this connections puzzle trying to figure it out. Spoiler alert, I started almost an hour ago. Connections Puzzle #1191 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dog as a weighted blanket is such a brilliant thing. He's warm, I can feel his heart beat, and he's the perfect weight to relieve the discomfort in my hip. I rue the fact I must evict Himself to bring me coffee in bed, for when I do there will be a dogsplosion.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm really excited to get back to work tomorrow. Isn't that peculiar?
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lying in bed is so much more fun when it doesn't make you hurt. But I think this is largely my own fault because I forgot to take my drugs yesterday (well, it certainly explains the excruciating headache yesterday, I'm making assumptions about this. Casting aspersions even.)
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really must get out of bed and I really don't want to. Also, last night I dreamed we were planning a vow renewal and Himself put together a surprise for me where he'd written a letter for me to give to the supplier if that was what I wanted. There was lots of jumping around and screaming.
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Per Fredrik Asly - Was It All A Dream
Alt: Per Fredrik Asly - Was It All A Dream
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Each morning I start by working through my daily puzzles. One is a wordle app and I'm pretty sure it won't be a spoiler for anyone to see this. I'm slightly frustrated and confused. There must be something really obvious I'm missing...
Wordle guesses house (green e), flare (green e), twine (yellow i, green e), midge (green i and e). Struggling to make a word with the remaining options.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today we went to Whitby. I ate monkfish, mum had lobster. She was so blissed out you'd think there were drugs involved. Now I'm sleepy and I think it's just starting to rain. Yeah, I might sleep well tonight.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is what we in professional circles call "a falsehood."
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Months ago I made a decision. Now I'm wavering. This is because Himself is 6,000 miles away and he's less useful as a rubber duck over the phone. Or perhaps I've just got used to positive reinforcement from the dogs.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mum is watching gaming videos. I know this, because I'm downstairs and I can hear her scolding: *mumble mumble mumble* (then with conviction) "you silly prat!" When she's does a "daft pillock!" then bursts out laughing, it's time for tea.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I haven't done any work at all this week. Unless you count stress management, providing executive function, administrative labour, etc. I'm really looking forward to going back to my day job. At least I can predict the most likely peaks and troughs in that.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Two hours have disappeared in a scrolling haze and rapidly cooling coffee. Thank fuck I don't have to do anything today. Although I do absolutely honk, so laundering my pyjamas is a must. Grr 😞
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I really ought to be asleep. I'm so tired. But I had an afternoon nap and then I got cold and now I'm struggling to relax. And there are no dogs in my mum's house. 😭😭😭
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If there was a noxious fart-o-meter around here I might have been kicked out of this hotel.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Watching some perfectly restful telly. If you'd told me two older blokes fishing quietly and having fun dicking around would make for a good time I would not have believed you.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apparently four hours of sleep is the sweet spot. Wordle 1,902 2/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
are there a lot of first person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As days go, that one could have been a shit tonne worse. Not one of the best I've ever had, but could have been worse.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Poor mum is freaking out. We have a Big Worrying Thing (™️) today and she's spiralling. ADHD is getting in the way of doing useful things and I'm no help at all. So I'm drinking coffee and planning to wash dishes/ assemble stuff I know is needed in the hopes that she can shower in 15 minutes.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's midnight. I need to sleep now please. Today/ yesterday was fun, but there's work to do tomorrow so I need to be unconscious.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
After a full night of travels with intermittent napping I went to bed last night at 9pm local time. I woke up with my eyes firmly closed behind my mask and started those calculations - you know "if it's 2am, I've had 5 hours and I'll be annoyed. If it's 4am, 7 hours is ok." It's 7am, people.
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Zooming 10 Out Of 10
Alt: Zooming 10 Out Of 10
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I do not like this airport. I didn't like it last time I was here and I don't like it now. I will not name and shame but I will say it sucks that only Schengen region travellers can use the lounge. I'm exhausted and sore, THAT'S WHY I PAID FOR LOUNGE ACCESS. Which, incidentally, I cannot.
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thread. (Or is that a twitter thing? Should it be shred here? Skred? Naming conventions are hard.)
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh boy oh boy I slept *so well* last night! Ready to face the day with... Hmm. Maybe not "with" anything that might imply enthusiasm, but I feel pretty damn good!
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know what I should have done? I should have taken a photo of the finished cake. Another herculean labour unrecorded. 😮‍💨
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Demiurgent @demiurgent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All in all, take two is going a lot better so far.
A sheet cake. Evenly cooked, not at all wonky in height.
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