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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20h

My car is now judging my driving, apparently. At 116%, that I have kept up for 3 months (fnar fnar, etc.), I am surely beyond excellent?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That looks....... efficient. Intrigued that if they are 'not all the same', there must be more than one in existence?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know it will disgust some of you, and I guess it just can't be helped but I have to be the authentic me - I have just eaten and enjoyed a Hawaiian pizza. I added extra ham, but the pineapple was there man, it was *there*

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well this is quite jolly. pixelframe.design/london-under...

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you haven't played this, and think you might enjoy adopting the persona of a lonely robot in the future, sailing boats, fixing shit, twatting mysterious organisms and generally trying to save humanity, you should.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Did not read that as 'waking', the first time.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A dream in which you are walking along with a group of Japanese students, who are ripping the piss out of you over something, in Japanese, and you understand them perfectly and are giving it out to them too, but you do not actually know a word of Japanese.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Y'all, America's just gonna America, I guess.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The thing that all the lovely glossy adverts for PHEVs and BEVs don't mention, gloss right over in fact, is the joy of rolling up a muddy charging cable on a rainy morn, trying to keep it away from the work clothes that you don't have time to change, lest you arrive late for your beloved employer.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My brain: Well, that's probably enough sleep for him tonight, let's think about work and everything that's utterly ducked up in his personal universe now.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I never turn my central heating off, because I have a preferred minimum temperature and know how thermostats work. It looks after itself, is what I'm saying. The system ran for a bit this evening. Winter is coming, and not in a sexy dragon lady way. Though I'm of course always hopeful wrt that.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's nothing like working in an office with a person who didn't realise there were Bonds before Daniel Craig to make you feel old....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I adore that there is an insta account that posts unveilings of cutlery items for judgement by the neuro wonky, that there is such consistency in the voting audience's views and that I (an entirely self-diagnosed wonker) agree so totally with them.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Libra: make sure you do the thing your customer needs as soon as you get to work tomorrow and before everyone else starts bringing you their own things that need fixing. Your lucky colour is vantablack (void edition) and your lucky number is improbable.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now, I didn't pay incredibly detailed attention in GCSE biology, but I'm getting just the faintest whiff of ai here.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyhoo, The Last of Us 2 is on sale on steam at the moment. I loved the first one, and have played the first couple of hours of the second so far. It's pretty, the zombies are still twats and I'm hoping the two leading ladies get a happy ending, apocalypse aside.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is it me, or is there a relationship between how posh a posho is and the relative stupidity of their name?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've given the car the barest minimum rinse in anticipation of rain this afternoon re-ducking it. I'm feeling a bit guilty about it, tbh, but it does mean I can computer-kill a few more zombies this afternoon, so.....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No spoilers, but I do enjoy a bit of Slow Horses, and I think the current series is doing very well, so far.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Artist: Jen Jen Rose [ www.facebook.com/jen2rose/ ]

Artist: Jen Jen Rose [ https://www.facebook.com/jen2rose/ ]

1st panel: girl showing her biceps and saying 'awright here we go today I'm totally gonna

2nd panel: her paper and pen is on the floor next to her collapsed body

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Already excited about a food delivery dinner and an episode of Slow Horses, just this tedious day to get through first.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I might have sent an email with a deliberate bullet numbering error today because someone among the recipients is as much of a pedant as I am. Pedant-baiting: it's a new form of office-based sport.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That feeling when you're worried that a visiting extra-terrestrial might think we're all the same as that boat slashing fasch-bag.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A workchum did something very, very kind for me at lunchtime and I'm honestly not sure what to make of it.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm just saying, I think it's perfectly normal to scarf down a couple of mini pork pies while you're cooking your actual dinner.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I bought one of those suction cups mounted shower hooks today. So far it's only fallen down once.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you're in any way cat-positive and you're not following Sir Arthur Meows on insta, I don't know what to tell you.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know I'm supposed to hate such things, but Claude did some useful shizz for me this morning, sorry. No, it wasn't creating a sexy catlady or whatever: it was akshual work stuff.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My weed-smoking neighbour is at it again, blazing up an spliff, as the kids say.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It will be sad if we go straight to Skynet / Joshua without a bit of Johnny 5 first, won't it?

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Libra: The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is doing nothing about it.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The plethora of ai-generated notices directed at animals supposedly begging for food from people who are not their owners is quite popular this week, innit? Make more with cats, please.

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Two recent trips to big ASDA. Both times there is no longer a place on the shelf for Mr Crumble's Gypsy tarts. Sadness.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've always thought the 'apart' part of apartment sounded like a great idea.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mrs Beeton's crispy battered Elephant trunk rings.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Playing WWF just now, as one does, and before cancelling it angrily, I think I just saw an ad. with the opening set-up "You try and match your dog's dinner to your own"

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A massive workshop in the garden: car repair and restoration, metal working, wood working, 3D printers - all that fun shit. That or an incredible cinema / music listening room.

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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026

This is so good.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The thing is, can't you just make a new cat species whenever you like by putting at least two of them that are about the same size, with opposite pointing genitals and looking for sexytimes in the same place, whacking on some nice music and dimming the lights?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The adverts directed at me so far this evening have been for pizza and pregnancy tests. Sounds like a fun night. Netflix and chill has come a long way. Downwards.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sixth Sense but it's you spotting autism / ADHD-like symptoms in others, even those who haven't realised themselves yet.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What happens when the autistic, adhd and all points in-between and around people outnumber the neurotypical weirdos? Time to redefine what is typical, perhaps.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I've just done my self-assessment tax return. That's how fucking miserable I feel today.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I enjoy a lot of cat content on IG because cats are clearly better. However, in these days of ai sloppification, I'm not sure how much trust to place in all the 'Whoops Mrs Miggins, look how big my Maine Coon is' content. I still like the idea of living with one, though.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm sure I heard a car crash in the street outside earlier. You know: Rev! Squee! Bang! Tinkle Tinkle.... Apologies for the confusing high tech. analytical language, but sometimes technical terms are the best terms. Anyhow there's been no evidence since, no traffic build-up, no sirens. Weird.

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