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She/Her Bad joke aficionado Australian 🇦🇺 Just a creature on the internet 🔞

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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 21h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19h
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14h
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 22h
[0009466] Discovered kobolds just stand there
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Amiryth @amiryth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding an unattended kobold
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Lux!✨️ @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my biggest kobold fantasy is having a consistent sleep schedule
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly
Two furry women lounging in bed, a wolfgirl and a lynxgirl. The lynx is holding a wine glass and theyre both in their underwear. Wolfgirl says
"I feel like a LOT of Toriel porn is actually a subtle display of some sort of internalized or perhaps even EXTERNALIZED misogny because they refuse to look at her as a character in place of using her as a goat-themed MILF archetype"
"Mmhmm mmhm"
"Like, do you truly love Toriel and her fridge-shaped design and her puns and her apparent character flaws, or do you just want
a video game mommy that's popular with furries, y'know?"
"and that's completely true. A refusal to look at the character as a woman and instead a SYMBOL of a sort of idealized womanhood,
someone who cooks and cleans and  fucks you rather than a person with internality"
"EXACTTLYYY"
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Ash Coyote @ashcoyote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we need a universal nap time during the day
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MORE PROUD THAN EVER TO BE A KOBOLD
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The kobold fantasy in question:
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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Ellen but spooky @yotedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*scurries around bluesky doing weird things*
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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A kobold who's been showing up in wanted posters! 😮 No, they're not a fugitive from the law. They just want to make some more friends. 🥺
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Kix @kix.fyi · 27/09/2026
My superpower is I forgot
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very cool
A fat white rabbit with gray ears, red eyes, and a gray nose with the caption “share if you agree”
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 12/09/2026
Kobold Haiku: I really like rocks Forgot what I was doing Dragons are so cool
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Kix @kix.fyi · 12/09/2026
Kobold Haiku: I really like rocks Forgot what I was doing Dragons are so cool
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Kix @kix.fyi · 07/09/2026
Support independent artists and creators
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Kix @kix.fyi · 07/09/2026
Thinking about how much money I've been spending online lately. I worry that I'm frivolous with my purchases, but maybe I'm just catching up on the part of my life that I couldn't express who I was, and now that I know myself better, I can begin to do that.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 19/08/2026
Whemsdey
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Kix @kix.fyi · 24/08/2026
The last thing the grated cheese in my fridge sees at 2am
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Still from Robocop (1987) in which a giant robot with machine guns for arms, ED-209, threatens an innocent man while some scientists scramble at a control panel, shot from the POV of the man being threatened. The iconic associated quote has been replaced with fake titles suggesting the dialogue is actually a [distorted] "YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE IN YOUR MYGOV INBOX", which many Australians are familiar with as the first warning sign that an automated system with insufficient oversight is about to try to kill you so that a private company can profit from a government contract
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 19/08/2026
get ready to be pinned and pegged in the steam pins and pegs fest, where—hold on i'm being told it's about something else
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☀️ @stel.energy · 18/08/2026
if you're feeling down about your toast please know that it gets butter
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Kix @kix.fyi · 19/08/2026
Whemsdey
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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Your being in a marginalised minority is not a shield for you when you throw other marginalised people under the bus If you promote one marginalised groups oppressor, you are now an oppressor of that group Make better choices Do solidarity and allyship better Or expect call outs
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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Look man, if youre in a marginalised minority community, like many of us are, and you dont show full solidarity with the other marginalised minorities, then youre a quisling And thats a choice you made, nobody else
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Kix @kix.fyi · 15/08/2026
I shall now humbly be referring to it as my 'little falcon'
Wikipedia text that reads:
The Australian hobby (Falco longipennis), also known as the little falcon
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Kix @kix.fyi · 13/08/2026
Etymology is fun, you get to learn how bundling sticks together could be fascinating.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 11/08/2026
Feeling myself slowly slide into a parasocial mindset with people I see online. It's hard to imagine anyone genuinely liking me so I might as well pretend everyone is my friend.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/08/2026
Antiques Roadshow xkcd.com/3281/
Comic. [Two people with tiny star floating above display on table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Now, your grandmother said this was a relic low-mass population III star, from the first generation of stars. Unfortunately, the high iron content shows that it formed much later, after several rounds of supernovas. I’m afraid it’s a population I star. PERSON 2: Aw, darn. Well, it still has sentimental value. [banner for Antiques Roadshow]
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Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
header: EVERY PARTY HAS THEM
it's various headshots of dungeon meshi characters all labeled THE AUTISTIC ONE
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Kix @kix.fyi · 03/08/2026
I hate corporations that try to be your friend
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
In both cases, the way repression changes the sexuality is to make it worse: shame, disgust, concealment, lies, binge-purge cycles — repression is what accounts for all of those. And relieving the repression allows it to become something more benign and compatible with oneself and everyone else.
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nao is so so tired @elidibus.amaurot.social · 02/08/2026
They should invent an ADHD that lets you
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Trans acceptance” was a bunch of liberals playing along and going “sure, I’ll call you by whatever name you want” because they thought it was nice to humor us. Now we’re seeing that when standing up for us might inconvenience them, our “allies” are rescinding their niceties.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 01/08/2026
Sometimes I care so little, other times I wish I cared less
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Kix @kix.fyi · 28/07/2026
Metallurgist implicated in double heteronym as new lead found
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 28/07/2026
I do think there's something sus about this — things were already bad, circumstances were already straitened, it does not make sense that One Nation would suddenly surge to prominence
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