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She/Her Bad joke aficionado Australian 🇦🇺 Just a creature on the internet 🔞

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 4h
[0008389] Vampire in Fort is always tired
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spooky dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 8h
Some thoughts can remain inside thoughts, by the way. Speech is an action.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 9h
Two scissor lifts perhaps? 🤔
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Kix @kix.fyi · 14h
You don't in fact "have got to hand it to them" with The Catholic Church
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 15h
[0004882] Alright so I am unable to run the DwarfFortress.exe program
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Kix @kix.fyi · 16h
Maybe it's the scissor lift kobold working on their next 'get tall quick' scheme
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 17h
Anxiety be like??
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(post from the-modern-typewriter)
"How can you not be angry?"

"I am angry," the werewolf said "but unlike you, I don't have the luxury of showing it without being called a monster. Without someone taking it as a sign of proof that I need to be put down like a rabid dog, that I'm just like what the stories tell you."

"But everyone gets angry... that's human."

"Up until the point when you're not human."
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bites you for 0 damage bites you for 0 damage bites you for 0 damage bites you for 0 damage bites you for 0 damage bites you for 0 damage bites you for 0 damage
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to bed
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Skulldox @skulldox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My first #tober2026 (I stole this meme, no ai was used)
A blue kobold is posted in an ai chat asking "Can you make it better?". Response "I'm afraid that's not possible, as the kobold is already perfect". The image is horribly jpeg compressed
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Offering Received: A thought bubble to read your inner monologue with! (#959) they actually think it's neat, but they can't help but see if they can break it
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[0009466] Discovered kobolds just stand there
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Amiryth @amiryth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding an unattended kobold
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sofia! is a dragoness @hexedash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my biggest kobold fantasy is having a consistent sleep schedule
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly
Two furry women lounging in bed, a wolfgirl and a lynxgirl. The lynx is holding a wine glass and theyre both in their underwear. Wolfgirl says
"I feel like a LOT of Toriel porn is actually a subtle display of some sort of internalized or perhaps even EXTERNALIZED misogny because they refuse to look at her as a character in place of using her as a goat-themed MILF archetype"
"Mmhmm mmhm"
"Like, do you truly love Toriel and her fridge-shaped design and her puns and her apparent character flaws, or do you just want
a video game mommy that's popular with furries, y'know?"
"and that's completely true. A refusal to look at the character as a woman and instead a SYMBOL of a sort of idealized womanhood,
someone who cooks and cleans and  fucks you rather than a person with internality"
"EXACTTLYYY"
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Ash Coyote @ashcoyote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we need a universal nap time during the day
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MORE PROUD THAN EVER TO BE A KOBOLD
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Slomnir @slomnir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The kobold fantasy in question:
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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Ellen but spooky @yotedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*scurries around bluesky doing weird things*
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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A kobold who's been showing up in wanted posters! 😮 No, they're not a fugitive from the law. They just want to make some more friends. 🥺
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Kix @kix.fyi · 27/09/2026
Maybe their crime is being too cute 😳
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Kix @kix.fyi · 27/09/2026
My superpower is I forgot
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very cool
A fat white rabbit with gray ears, red eyes, and a gray nose with the caption “share if you agree”
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Kix @kix.fyi · 23/09/2026
Another kobold who misunderstood their doctor and is now hoarding clothes irons
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 17/09/2026
"Now I am become yip, the creator of 'bolds"
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Kix @kix.fyi · 15/09/2026
They may be smoll but they are VERY loud
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Kix @kix.fyi · 12/09/2026
Kobold Haiku: I really like rocks Forgot what I was doing Dragons are so cool
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Kix @kix.fyi · 12/09/2026
Kobold Haiku: I really like rocks Forgot what I was doing Dragons are so cool
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Kix @kix.fyi · 10/09/2026
Ah yes, debt, a true sign of being of age
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Kix @kix.fyi · 07/09/2026
Support independent artists and creators
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Kix @kix.fyi · 07/09/2026
I'll still try to save what I can for the unexpected future, but now I can be happy knowing I've found some things that can comfort me in this turbulent existence.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 07/09/2026
Thinking about how much money I've been spending online lately. I worry that I'm frivolous with my purchases, but maybe I'm just catching up on the part of my life that I couldn't express who I was, and now that I know myself better, I can begin to do that.
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Kix @kix.fyi · 19/08/2026
Whemsdey
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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