mesii @kittie.us · 30/09/2026"So you're coming back to fencing?" Yeah, it's been 15 years... "Wow, that's how long I've been alive." 011
mesii @kittie.us · 26/09/2026I was once interviewing to be someone's manager and he asked me: "When I screw up, how hard will you spank me?" 100
mesii @kittie.us · 26/09/2026There's a pretty broad variety, some of them are ...not good (most are great). 020
Reposted by mesiiBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦⬛ 492587565
Reposted by mesiiTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I find out that everybody but me has been high this whole time, I am gonna be livid. 929421
mesii @kittie.us · 22/09/2026I'm really upset that I momentarily transposed him and Shia LaBeouf and my joke about 'his experience working with the Transformers probably gave him some good experience to do digital advocacy well' doesn't actually work... 120
Reposted by mesiic3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14278652105
Reposted by mesiiBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome 781646211
mesii @kittie.us · 21/09/2026Reading a spam email subject before my eyes or brain are fully warmed up: "Cat business costs..." 000
mesii @kittie.us · 21/09/2026Made a lantern for the Fremont Luminata Autumnal Equinox parade (If you wait until the last minute it only takes a minute) 110
Reposted by mesiiJulia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 19/09/2026I understand that the purpose of tummy time is for the baby to build strength, I just don’t quite know which muscles are trained by licking the floor. 7713
Reposted by mesiiyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks 442940627
Reposted by mesiiMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247031593
mesii @kittie.us · 12/09/2026It seems that most himbos are good candidates here, with an argument to be made that The Dude falls into this category 000
mesii @kittie.us · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.static.klipy.comKronk & Squirrel: The Emperor's New GrooveAlt: Kronk & Squirrel: The Emperor's New Groove Kronk saying "yeah. Tell me about it." While the squirrel gestures in a frustrated way 110
Reposted by mesiiStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dividing up AI users in 3 categories: Wizard: approaches AI academically & with appropriate guards & wards. Treats it like a tool. Warlock: Makes a pact for power with an alien entity without considering the costs. Is corrupted by the whispers. Cleric: worships their new machine god. Is insane. 23474121
Reposted by mesiiMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026and that trying to find criticisms was actually the low hanging fruit, and trying to find what was productive and useful was what the actual smart people focused on 148230
mesii @kittie.us · 04/09/2026No one wants to work any more. All my meetings are being cancelled because key people took today off to extend their long weekend... 000
mesii @kittie.us · 04/09/2026Ok, this... was not my fault! I only tied the record at 5 bowls because as a responsible adult I made good long term decisions! #Hannyatou 110
mesii @kittie.us · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comCat Changing The Clock TimeAlt: cat standing up on hind legs and moving the minute hand on an analog clock 010
Reposted by mesiiShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All megaflora is charismatic, big trees are the coolest living thing on earth 1859357
Reposted by mesiiPeli Grietzer @peligrietzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Putting it out there that you don't have to believe in AGI to think rogue AIs are going to fuck us up. We took AIs with the coherence of a toddler and technical skills of the entire NSA and made them into swarms and are going to give them drones basically any minute 3729
mesii @kittie.us · 01/09/2026I love it still (nostalgia?) The worst movie I've ever seen I won't utter the name of because it's so bad I can't even recommend it as something to experience for the horror of it 000
Reposted by mesiiamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 31/08/2026the baby (2) pooped in the bath and then started screaming SOMEONE POOPED IN MY BATH girl i got some bad news for you about who pooped in your bath 26124761
mesii @kittie.us · 30/08/2026Wife: if that was put in front of me I would go AWOL, dishonorably discharge me over these eggs 000
mesii @kittie.us · 29/08/2026*seeing Master Gardener booth at the farmer's market* I consistently forget to water my plants and they keep dying, what am I doing wrong? 000
mesii @kittie.us · 26/08/20266:40am pre-coffee was too early for this (and the subsequent searches) to be the first post in my feed 030
mesii @kittie.us · 24/08/2026Walking through the park passing a 20ish girl with a very tired looking face but a slightly manic expression, something ever so slightly off but also maybe an overworked college student, who immediately after passing says: 100
mesii @kittie.us · 22/08/2026OH: "So what are we thinking? Sex?" (Outside the coffee shop, unclear if we heard the group correctly or not) 000
Reposted by mesiiLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026shrimp are somewhat likelier than chance to have a prime number of neurons. 191
Reposted by mesiiLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the word “shrimp” originated as an acronym, but nobody knows what it stands for anymore. 1151