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mesii

@kittie.us
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Systems Stitcher | Story Adulator and Publisher | AI and Data Mangler | Humanist Celebrant | Mealworm Rancher | Enthusiasm Enthusiast | Apprentice Wizard | Seattle transplant

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Łukasz Mikołajczyk 🦖 @kurasiu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're very great
@mysillycomics: "GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE?!"
@Bornarno_: "Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed"sexytasha1: "I'm going to get more lashes today"
zzzanzzz: "Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like"@cloudeeuhh: "who want me hours"
@animalrossing: "a pirate asking who wants to take his shift at work"@jeanmr: "i miss vine"
@hemnick: "tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor"
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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mesii @kittie.us · 30/09/2026
"So you're coming back to fencing?" Yeah, it's been 15 years... "Wow, that's how long I've been alive."
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mesii @kittie.us · 27/09/2026
I had to make my own to get the features I wanted
Black shoulder bag Work in progress of many blue pockets before they are assembled as the front pocket of a shoulder bag
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mesii @kittie.us · 26/09/2026
I got the job
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mesii @kittie.us · 26/09/2026
I was once interviewing to be someone's manager and he asked me: "When I screw up, how hard will you spank me?"
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mesii @kittie.us · 26/09/2026
There's a pretty broad variety, some of them are ...not good (most are great).
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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mesii @kittie.us · 26/09/2026
"Yeah, he said we had unique faces! He meant sexy."
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I find out that everybody but me has been high this whole time, I am gonna be livid.
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mesii @kittie.us · 22/09/2026
I know he's dead and I'm safe, but he still haunts my dreams
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mesii @kittie.us · 22/09/2026
I'm really upset that I momentarily transposed him and Shia LaBeouf and my joke about 'his experience working with the Transformers probably gave him some good experience to do digital advocacy well' doesn't actually work...
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome
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mesii @kittie.us · 21/09/2026
Reading a spam email subject before my eyes or brain are fully warmed up: "Cat business costs..."
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mesii @kittie.us · 21/09/2026
They're roll your own.... Zig-zag king slim
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mesii @kittie.us · 21/09/2026
Made a lantern for the Fremont Luminata Autumnal Equinox parade (If you wait until the last minute it only takes a minute)
White lantern with fringe on the top and bottom, the center is a bunch of columns lit different colors independently, with a lake backgroundA strand of white ball enclosed LEDs soldered to a microcontroller21 White paper tubes ready to be built into a lanternSome tracing paper sheets glued to small strips of bamboo and some of the resulting tubes
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 19/09/2026
I understand that the purpose of tummy time is for the baby to build strength, I just don’t quite know which muscles are trained by licking the floor.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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mesii @kittie.us · 16/09/2026
NOOOOO! sPiDeR between the LCD and glass!!!!!!!!!@#&$@$@$!
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mesii @kittie.us · 14/09/2026
She will have the craws. She will have them.
Black cat seen from behind starting fixedly at a tv screen showing crows eating
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mesii @kittie.us · 12/09/2026
It seems that most himbos are good candidates here, with an argument to be made that The Dude falls into this category
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mesii @kittie.us · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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Kronk & Squirrel: The Emperor's New Groove
Alt: Kronk & Squirrel: The Emperor's New Groove Kronk saying "yeah. Tell me about it." While the squirrel gestures in a frustrated way
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dividing up AI users in 3 categories: Wizard: approaches AI academically & with appropriate guards & wards. Treats it like a tool. Warlock: Makes a pact for power with an alien entity without considering the costs. Is corrupted by the whispers. Cleric: worships their new machine god. Is insane.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
and that trying to find criticisms was actually the low hanging fruit, and trying to find what was productive and useful was what the actual smart people focused on
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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mesii @kittie.us · 04/09/2026
No one wants to work any more. All my meetings are being cancelled because key people took today off to extend their long weekend...
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mesii @kittie.us · 04/09/2026
Ok, this... was not my fault! I only tied the record at 5 bowls because as a responsible adult I made good long term decisions! #Hannyatou
Yellow lined paper taped to a glass door with the text 
"Sorry
AYCE
Ikura
Sold Out
Today"
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mesii @kittie.us · 04/09/2026
All you can eat ikura don #Seattle
Small bowl topped with a large helping of bright red salmon roe, a touch wasabi in the center, seaweed to the side
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mesii @kittie.us · 02/09/2026
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Cat Changing The Clock Time
Alt: cat standing up on hind legs and moving the minute hand on an analog clock
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All megaflora is charismatic, big trees are the coolest living thing on earth
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Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Putting it out there that you don't have to believe in AGI to think rogue AIs are going to fuck us up. We took AIs with the coherence of a toddler and technical skills of the entire NSA and made them into swarms and are going to give them drones basically any minute
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mesii @kittie.us · 01/09/2026
I love it still (nostalgia?) The worst movie I've ever seen I won't utter the name of because it's so bad I can't even recommend it as something to experience for the horror of it
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 31/08/2026
the baby (2) pooped in the bath and then started screaming SOMEONE POOPED IN MY BATH girl i got some bad news for you about who pooped in your bath
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mesii @kittie.us · 30/08/2026
Wife: if that was put in front of me I would go AWOL, dishonorably discharge me over these eggs
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mesii @kittie.us · 29/08/2026
*seeing Master Gardener booth at the farmer's market* I consistently forget to water my plants and they keep dying, what am I doing wrong?
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mesii @kittie.us · 26/08/2026
6:40am pre-coffee was too early for this (and the subsequent searches) to be the first post in my feed
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mesii @kittie.us · 24/08/2026
"you'll die knowing they chose me and not you" "ha ha" *sing-song*
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mesii @kittie.us · 24/08/2026
Walking through the park passing a 20ish girl with a very tired looking face but a slightly manic expression, something ever so slightly off but also maybe an overworked college student, who immediately after passing says:
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mesii @kittie.us · 22/08/2026
OH: "So what are we thinking? Sex?" (Outside the coffee shop, unclear if we heard the group correctly or not)
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mesii @kittie.us · 21/08/2026
Spicy Creamy Corn #CornAccount
Styrofoam cup with a black spoon lifting a creamy pile of golden kernels for dramatic viewing
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mesii @kittie.us · 17/08/2026
I'm still waiting on my pebble round boy, the ring is fun though
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mesii @kittie.us · 15/08/2026
Seattle dog (perversion of)
Two hot dogs, topped with sauteed onions and jalapeno, a big swipe of cream cheese, all wrapped in several layers of iceberg lettuce
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mesii @kittie.us · 13/08/2026
Officially made the transition to RingGuy™ #pebble @repebble.com
3 silver rings on fingers
Right hand pinky, left hand ring, and left hand index sporting a new Pebble Index01
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mesii @kittie.us · 12/08/2026
😐
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
shrimp are somewhat likelier than chance to have a prime number of neurons.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the word “shrimp” originated as an acronym, but nobody knows what it stands for anymore.
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