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@kitchenknife.bsky.social
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Director of Operations for apocalypse-confidential.com My troubles are coming by 3s and by 2s.

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 9h
The girl with the non-Euclidean geometry
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok!
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Patch Zircher @patrickzircher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meiko Kaji (star of Lady Snowblood) struttin' through the subway in the 1970s.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GUY WITH NATURAL SEINFELD LOOK: Hey, man. Loved meeting you. And, by the way, nice face. GUY WHO PAID FOR SEINFELD SURGERY: what's the deal with that/. JErry.
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
is this bad
Centennial Mills building in Portland Oregon exploding and collapsing
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*sobbing uncontrollably* fuck it we ball
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ancient Mayans:
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 20/07/2026
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thank you all who attended for supporting this great work, and small, independent publishers. We had a blast!
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Can someone help her
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Devin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
CHICAGO — this Thursday, July 9 at 7 PM, at @pilsencommbooks.bsky.social — come out for a night with @apconmag.bsky.social and get a free poster with book purchase
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Apocalypse Confidential @apconmag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🏔️❗ UPCOMING RELEASE ALERT ❗🏔️ YEAR OF THE MOUNTAIN is an apocalyptic thriller, a mystery where every revelation brings you deeper into the labyrinth." YEAR OF THE MOUNTAIN by Max Halper available for preorder now. apconshop.bigcartel.com/product/year...
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YEAR OF THE MOUNTAIN by Max Halper
Publication Date: July 21, 2026 Available for preorder now At the outbreak of civil unrest, disgraced screenwriter Ezra Odjen sends his wife and kids to a remote house upstate. By the time he arrives,...
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
When will they all die man
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If I send you this it means I’m reporting for duty.
2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ENTER THE SECRET SOCIETY ZONE WITH US!
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Were the Pynchon Fortnite skins real
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
looks like a bunch of unimaginative loudmouth assholes are punching left again. what day is this, any day of the week? every single day? every day these shitheads won't shut the fuck up? what day is this?
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Scientists Reach Hypothesis About Tiny Zine (story link: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2LDX976)
max graves @maximumgraves • 9h they put me in the smallener. they made me small


FunstonChecksIn @dunstonchexin •9h
You went to the beach that makes you small?


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@maximumgraves
yeah now im 1ft tallAnother satisfied customer holding our tiny zine in their normal sized hand
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Gently cleansing the ass of the mind
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dirté @dirte.net · 21/05/2026
met a sad multimillionaire at the bar. Said he made the world's first "hauntingly beautiful website." Seemed really down about it
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Both moving into a dream house next month and so depressed I think I moved 9 inches all day. Being alive is crazy!
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Weekend here
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There is no other opinion I’ll entertain other than bigots deserve to have their lives ruined for the rest of whatever miserable time left they have on Earth 👍
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Gun to my head? Yeah, I’d eat a little bit of Grogu.
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
John Fetterman: permanent spot in oaf hell!
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Every post is a prayer for a guy like me.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie and Grogu
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
MEAT PUPPETS HAS SOLD OUT ITS FIRST RUN! Thank you to all who purchased, and if you haven't, there is still time! Go! Run!
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
American Night of Long Knives will take place in a McDonald’s parking lot.
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don’t have a mom so I went on a boat instead 👍
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A Pure Heart @composeyrself.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Jellyroll World Cup song is atrocious, abominable, should be wiped off the face of the Earth. In that, it’s 100% the song for the USA
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
...bared my soul in the group chat and got 3 😓🫵
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
...bared my soul in the group chat and got 3 😓🫵
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Some are calling it the most anticipated post-Wallace metafiction of 2026…Decide for yourselves! Read an excerpt here! Purchase link within! apocalypse-confidential.com/2026/05/05/m...
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MEAT PUPPETS
Excerpted from MEAT PUPPETS, by Hannah Smart, via APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL PRESS. Available now. Near-successes hurt worse than outright rejections. This was something nobody had bothered to tell Sy…
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Christopher Nolan I will see you in Hell!!!
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Friday again
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The micropress will survive whatever the future holds…like a small burrowing mammal or? a simple fern…
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A Pure Heart @composeyrself.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Need a David Dees style edit where the hand is painted like an Israeli flag with a demonic smiling Netenyahu floating in space but also some Masonic symbols for some reason, a cackling Hilary Clinton
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
And I have to renew my passport 😭
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
So proud to be part of the publishing team for this, get your copy now!
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sent two very sensitive emails in the span of an hour to the wrong person…
David Cronenberg at a restaurant wearing a sweater that says “High Anxiety”
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Having a diva-off (I’m losing)
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The year is 2025. Elon appoints his epic rickenmorty talkin' AI, Grok as nationwide air traffic controller. I die in a fiery explosion as Grok sees this plane come in on radar and generates 7000 words about how much he wants to fuck Princess Peach instead of directing it to land
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RH @kitchenknife.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The people are crying out!!
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