lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 4hdoing it now and wow does this movie suffer from the Queen soundtrack. also the bad writing and acting, but 010
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hate my life. Should I watch Highlander and get wasted (y / n) 3101
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026damn, I could use some of that Bringer of Jollity pussy 021
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the smoothest coke of all is the human spirit 030
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me when I'm being torn apart by a particle beam: "ah fuck! fuck!! ouch! Fuck!@!" 060
Reposted by lemurian haruspexlaura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Elfsecret 1211
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, I don't care for that very much I reckon 0222
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Once while insanely high I read the wiki article on plasticity (physics) and annoyed everyone by marveling that "everything is plastic when you really think about it" for days afterward 170
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026don't text daddy any guro while he's driving, kitten 031
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my stupid boss is wearing meta glasses I want to smash her face with a rock even more than usual 020
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they should invent a new kind of getting fucked up 010
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm here to execute you with a powerful blow 1111
Reposted by lemurian haruspexDamon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Blocking people in real life. With a gun. 021
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you don't shut up, I'm really gonna do it 010
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what about instead of "demo day" where I demonstrate my process to my peers, it's "demolition day" and I drive a bulldozer through the vestibule 150
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026having a super-online CHUD co-worker is such an experience 040
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well, that's a troubling color for urine to be. 141
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026falling asleep at my fuckin desk. let me die 060
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thinking of hooking myself up to some kinda machine 060
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You have battlestaves waiting to be collected from Zaff. You dumb slut. 000
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New boss and admin team are fuckheads (bad) 010
Reposted by lemurian haruspexbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(GESTURING TO YOUR WOUNDS) you gonna lick those? 0358
Reposted by lemurian haruspexmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026We are punished by the gods. The wind is our suffering. 0264
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026we can't break him! he's too fucked up and he's dick's too big!! 0153
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I hate being subjected to Aganazzar's Scorcher 010
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I k*lled Hank Green, and a little man emerged from within him and told me a series of inscrutable riddles. 140
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026So obsessing over violence and revenge is a red flag now huh 010
Reposted by lemurian haruspexAdmin @mincer-ray.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Muting the word "bog" and my whole timeline goes blank 0647
lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026reckon I'll get insanely high and contact The Ancestors 050