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lemurian haruspex

@holy-mountain.bsky.social
110 followers 136 following 1.2K posts

Formerly the Holy Mountain Bot, which failed to post a random line from "Holy Mountain" (1973) each hour.

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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 4h
doing it now and wow does this movie suffer from the Queen soundtrack. also the bad writing and acting, but
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm frustrated!!
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice cumshot, moron
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate my life. Should I watch Highlander and get wasted (y / n)
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
damn, I could use some of that Bringer of Jollity pussy
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the smoothest coke of all is the human spirit
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kill kill kill
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me when I'm being torn apart by a particle beam: "ah fuck! fuck!! ouch! Fuck!@!"
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elfsecret
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, I don't care for that very much I reckon
A Family Is Begging for Help - Please Don't Let Them Down Of reposted your post . now . 

Dont text daddy any guro while he's driving kitten
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once while insanely high I read the wiki article on plasticity (physics) and annoyed everyone by marveling that "everything is plastic when you really think about it" for days afterward
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
don't text daddy any guro while he's driving, kitten
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my stupid boss is wearing meta glasses I want to smash her face with a rock even more than usual
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they should invent a new kind of getting fucked up
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
warming up
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Status effect chafed penis
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm here to execute you with a powerful blow
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Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blocking people in real life. With a gun.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you don't shut up, I'm really gonna do it
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what about instead of "demo day" where I demonstrate my process to my peers, it's "demolition day" and I drive a bulldozer through the vestibule
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taking your drugs is so important.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wanna become gacked and gurning
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
having a super-online CHUD co-worker is such an experience
Have you ever read Marcus Aurelius?
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, that's a troubling color for urine to be.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
falling asleep at my fuckin desk. let me die
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Laughable rapier. Elf rapier.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thinking of hooking myself up to some kinda machine
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You betcher ass
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Linux slut, you say
Open-source software and porn were "memorialized in J. Stile's hoard of erotic Linux Slut images".(1112]
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man with stile project email
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You have battlestaves waiting to be collected from Zaff. You dumb slut.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love reading my email's
If you are currently using ChatGPT or Google’s AI, you are using the tools of the enemy. You are handing over your personal data, allowing them to train their models on your thoughts, and letting them build invasive advertising profiles on you. Worse, their models are programmed to oppose your values.

Gab AI  is different. It is the only platform that offers an AI model—Arya—designed to uphold your Christian and conservative values.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One Beer Left evening
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New boss and admin team are fuckheads (bad)
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(GESTURING TO YOUR WOUNDS) you gonna lick those?
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
suffering
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We are punished by the gods. The wind is our suffering.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we can't break him! he's too fucked up and he's dick's too big!!
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I hate being subjected to Aganazzar's Scorcher
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🧊 ☝️😠 Get in.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Time for cube punishment
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jizzing is come leaving the body
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I k*lled Hank Green, and a little man emerged from within him and told me a series of inscrutable riddles.
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
spjerm sampjle
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
slob ye olde knob
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So obsessing over violence and revenge is a red flag now huh
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Admin @mincer-ray.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Muting the word "bog" and my whole timeline goes blank
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Rescheduled this for today. Giddyup
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lemurian haruspex @holy-mountain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
reckon I'll get insanely high and contact The Ancestors
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