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Kiri, She/They, ≥30 Probably 18+ idk man I make cum jokes. I need to become Even Less Marketable

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer in the gloryhole: think positively. This is probably her first time. Maybe she doesn't realize that she's scraping my shit raw. Me on the other side sucking him silly: I'm da queen of toothy blowjobs
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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 10h
coverart is BACK baby
castlevania dawn of sorrow's terrible konami's best boxart
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 6h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 6h
Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia
a diorama cutaway of a nerdy bedroom for a giant spider girl
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 4h
I would be so pissed if I was in raccoon city and found a medical kit to dress all the wounds I got from trying to hop fences away from the zambonis only to find out it was full of fuck damn popp'ed corns
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 4h
"The Headliners and a bunch of games way better and more interesting than The Headliners" lmao
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 11h
I'm sick of being sick. Again. I'm past the Infinite Hells part and am now at This Is Just Annoying Knock It Off
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 12h
8 whole megabytes of thoughts... Waow
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 16h
Video games were better when they still had wall chickens
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 17h
(disappointed girl with a pursuit kink voice) oh that's what a chaser is
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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 20h
Go hang a salami Im a lasagna hog
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah man Kat's watching a warhammer guy talk about being burnt out on the actual physical game and complaining about how the game has been retooled and He's literally saying the same complaints I have about modern fighting games Gamesworkshop fuckin eSports'd tiny plastic dudes
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Witcher3 Remaster previews feel like it might be the gaming press tripling down on not actually being very good at coverage For one, I refuse to believe you took those side by sides under the same circumstances Two, bruh I totally saw a pic taken with HDR on compared to non. Thas not how HDR works
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People liking my old tweets
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Adam 🐙 @mrkrabs173.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i should make more diagrams when i'm mad as fuck at video games i still think about these ones i made while playing mega man zero
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you want me to entrust my financial information to a game controller? the thing that killed those guys in that submarine??
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AUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Atelier Karia producer Junzo Hosoi would personally like to push the size of heroine Karia’s belly “as far as possible,” but the team is paying close attention to player…
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Atelier Karia producer Junzo Hosoi would personally like to push the size of heroine Karia’s belly “as far as possible,” but the team is paying close attention to player feedback
While Ryza's charm point were her thighs and Yumia's her legs, Karia's signature feature is her belly, according to Hosoi.
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uno reverse: The Spanish gentrified cocaine
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not me I've always been a weird middle ground between my parents instead of taking after either and hrt just made me the girl version of that middle ground What I'm saying is I'm still salty about getting the median on height AND chest size
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u4t... pulling up this video because my wife keeps thinking the throat grumbles im making bc im sick are me being grumpy. no im just 100% a fuckin frog now.
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One Hundred Percent a Frog
YouTube video by Justin Kuritzkes
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think if I crack open one of my vyvanse capsules and sprinkle it into either of the spider webs on either side of my kitchen sink the spiders might be able to focus on making a web that actually catches any of the flies or mosquitos that are constantly not being caught
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what every European white rapper looks like
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autistic man who made contact with an extra dimensional entity as a child and was socially abandoned for years? Close enough, welcome back Rell Warframe
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yknow I wouldn't mind the 4 hours twice a day sleep schedule being sick has given me if it wasn't for the horrible sinus conditions that make going to sleep and waking up suck ass
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Jules of Liberty @greeneyedmonster13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep. My friend is divorcing her cop husband and he keeps showing up where she is. I told her to inform her divorce attorney that he’s likely using Flock to stalk her.
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cops put this woman in solitary for three days on the strength of Flock "evidence" that she had killed people in a hit and run. Her car, meanwhile, had zero visible damage. But cops told her the "damage" was consistent with the accident. They believed Flock over their own eyes.
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like at least half the reason for the AI craze is that you get to blame a robot when stuff goes wrong, even if you totally could have prevented it and the way it went wrong was completely illegal And for some reason legal systems just accept this as an excuse
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not enough people know what it's like to be popped in the mouth for not respecting someone's boundaries.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to look something up about warframe tertiary mechanics and thinking about how many of you would immediately get Down Bad for haughty war veteran commander from Bastard Empire voiced by emet selch
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Either I got good at taking cough syrup three doses in or my cold is destroying my taste that quickly....
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Be sick Head is hot Go to take temp 97.6f
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Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"That's right, my name is Skywalker... Goku Skywalker. Please see this new trilogy, I'm begging you. What if I was a Wookie"
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I FORGOT HOW BACK COUGH SYRUP TASTED AUFH
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 @kirisweets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine being so sick you can't even buy yourself whiny presents like video games bc you're too sick to enjoy them
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doelester1225 @sunchip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can't be talking like this vanilla whiteboy
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