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Jeffrey Field

@kiribatiwriter.bsky.social
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Screencraft Fellow Launch Pad Winner PAGE 🥇🥈🥈🥉 6x Nicholl Semi (+ 2 QF) Stowe Fellow 3x Mo Stories Fellow Finals: AFF, Slamdance, Big Break Rep'd @ ZG M-I-Z

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So here in Flyover Country, all three of the fall's buzzy documentaries (Gibney's MUSK and the Nathan Fielder and John Wilson ones), two of them really long, are opening the same weekend. Not ideal for all 3 getting audiences. Platformed releases often seem to reach our market at a shitty time.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are they ever going to get around to fixing it? Or is this just how it is now, like the Kennedy Center tarp?
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I shouldn't be this angry about the Schmitt thing and how it's playing in media, RW and otherwise. But I am. I really am.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Single issue voter for not making me see the Wild Horse 9 trailer again.
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Kelly Slasher🔪🩸 @kellyxasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a stoned college student discovers a laundromat’s security cameras show 10 minutes into the future, she uses the footage to predict what’s coming- until the gap shrinks and she sees her terrified future self facing a danger she can’t escape. #screenpit #SeRe #Sho #Sfi #Ho #Scriptsky
Security camera screen of a laundromat. NIGHT FEED in yellow text. By Kelly Asher in white text.
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A widow unable to stop reliving her husband's traumatic death tries an experimental therapy with an artificial companion. But when the therapist in charge wants to dismantle him for research, she must decide how far she'll go to save the machine she's fallen in love with. #Screenpit #Fea #Ro #SFi
Alt + LVR, a feature by Leah Simmons

And it's a black and white image of a woman pulling a man into a kiss
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Dave Mueller @dave-mueller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THE IRREGULARS When four teens cosplay as superheroes to live out their comic book fantasies, they stumble upon a real life alien invasion-and may just end up saving the world! It's Avengers meets Goonies. #ScreenPit #Fea
A poster for the original screenplay THE IRREGULARS.  It is modeled after the cover of a comic book.  The background is yellow with a black mask on the front.  

In the corner is a box like you'd see on a comic with the silhouette of a girl with a cape and above that a price of 60 cents and an '1' for the first issue.

A starburst on the poster says 'An Original Screen Play!' and the name of the writer 'By David Mueller' is at the bottom.
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Leah Elizabeth Evans @leahelizabethevans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHENCE: Within the borders of a small town consistently plagued by supernatural monsters, their nominated heroes meet an untimely end - leaving a trio of despised outcasts as the town's last, and worst, hope. #screenpit #ac #co #an #pi #ho #scriptsky No poster so here’s the BL eval. ❤️
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Phoenix Black @phoenixblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MY SON IS A DRAGON: When a chaotic, grieving writer fosters a boy convinced he’s a dragon, they must embrace each other’s imaginary worlds to heal and form a family - with her movie star muse. Based on a true story. #Dr #Fa #Fy #4Q #Fea #Screenpit #WrWo
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🥇 PAGE Gold Winner 🥇 HOOSIER DADDY - After accidentally destroying his future father-in-law’s prized autographed basketball, a hapless college student and his slacker buddy have one week to re-collect the signatures of the 1976 Indiana University basketball team. #Screenpit #Co #Cwin #40Up
A basketball falls through a flaming hoop in a poster for the comedy screenplay HOOSIER DADDY by Jeffrey Field
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one of the most beloved characters in american pop culture is a big bird named Big Bird
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next up, ICBMs attached to Mount Rushmore
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Same
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mrspanstreppon @jamiepeppard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Surprised KC trustee Laura Ingraham hasn't explained her vote to shutter the Kennedy Center. Since the board deemed the condition of the Center to be deplorable, why hasn't she given a tour to support her position & does she know how the $400M in liquid assets on hand at Sept 30 2024 was spent?
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now getting word that Crucifictorious has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
Two members of a garage band jam with their guitars in a scene from TV's Friday Night Lights
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What I think of every time I see a story about 'Neagley'.
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Peacemaker and Eagly Driving at Night
Alt: Peacemaker and Eagly Driving at Night
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that's a way to start your pro career, dude.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, Unitarians. Gauntlet dropped.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Traitors: MAGA edition. Trump competing with his minions, "murdering" the faithful, challenging the outcome of any roundtable vote he disagrees with.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Quality > Quantity
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Given how much the FCC is concerned about Disney-owned channels giving unequal time to politicians, I'm sure ESPN Game Day will have Texas alum James Talarico on next to counterbalance Ted Cruz
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the fact that they were all screaming about how disrespectful it was to the victims to let the Muslim mayor attend, and then the Muslim mayor was the only one who fucking respected the victims I don't really believe in hell but I KNOW it is not hot enough
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
KC folks, the fog is AWFUL this morning. Allow yourself extra time if you have to venture out.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's just so exhausting being submerged 24/7 in this nonsense & madness and having the news just gaslight you that it's all normal stuff
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People may have to drive for hours and stand in line for hours more to cast their ballot because of this clowns voter fraud bullshit and he is saying crap like this.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I remember checking the Drudge Report, which didn't update for an unusually long time -- and was stuck on the morning's previous big story, another stamp price increase. I remember the lede on that evening's edition of the CBS Evening News.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anchor #1: "We want to get you the information and make sure it's accurate at the same time." Anchor #2: "Donald Trump is on the line."
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's nothing short of bizarre that it's going to take a midterm election to reign this insanity in.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait -- they're STILL running TV spots calling THE UPRISING "the Rise of Robin Hood?"
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wharton
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is fucking humiliating and anyone doing work in software should think about this long and hard before doing business with Google. Strong companies don't do this. Weak ones who think they need help from the government to survive? Yeah, this is their speed.
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The Fifth Dentist @fifthdentist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would have expected the dems to make a much bigger deal out of trump illegally withholding federal funding from blue states. Sounds kind of important to me.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
well bless your heart.
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Daniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One insane thing is how many trump soundbites there are like "i dont care about prices" & "you'll have to pay more for gas & like it" & every pundit was like "he just cut Dems an ad for them" & like there are 0 ads being aired by Dems with any of these quotes lol
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I knew about a lot of the good things Dolly did for the world but today I have learned a few things I didn't. She was the opposite of milkshake duck.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One of the best crowd comedies I have been in for a long time. And I'm sure I missed a lot of the sight gags too.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Among other reforms, it cannot stand that the President can sue everyone all the time but never face any lawsuits or criminal charges himself because he’s president. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/21/u...
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Trump Threatens Defamation Suit Over National Guard Report, Aiming to Intimidate a Critic (Gift Article)
It was the latest example of President Trump’s bid to use the legal system against those who voice unflattering facts and opinions generally protected by the First Amendment.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Finally hit FADE OUT on the most relentless -- and exhausting -- projects I've ever written. I may sleep the whole weekend.
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Tom The Cat's Relieved Smile in Tom And Jerry
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The local baseball team advertised an upcoming giveaway for a free *CROSSBODY bag* Without my glasses, I thought it said *colostomy bag* The way this season's gone, the latter seems appropriate.
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
LOBBY BOY: The story of a young man's chaotic effort to land his dream job working at the Grand Budapest Hotel
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Jeffrey Field @kiribatiwriter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So which current members of Congress do we think would be most likely to introduce the Sex Purge bill and why do I think it would be bipartisan?
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