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KingishKing

@kingishking.bsky.social
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
they're uploading full venture bros eps on youtube every saturday and this, truly, is a reason to feel deep and inimitable pride www.youtube.com/@VentureBros...
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The Venture Bros.
Welcome to the official home of The Venture Bros. on YouTube! The Venture Bros. is Adult Swim's fan-favorite parody of the great action/adventure cartoons of yesteryear. Tune in to watch Dr. "Rusty" ...
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fuckin imagine Travis Touchdown bawling his eyes out at the end of The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC), closing the video, and immediately googling "Pomni Hentai".
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Mom @milph.mom · 04/06/2026
The Wendy’s corporate social media account posting like a teenager was a net negative to humanity as a whole for the past decade.
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Trash-shark Olive @oliveshark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A Hat in Time (Steam) is $14.99 on Humble buff.ly/RK8UZZx #ad Deck verified also on PS+ Extra
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Strange how he keeps begging everyone not to talk about the whole thing. Most vindictive man in the world constantly going "Ahh it's in the past let's move on"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A Hat in Time (Steam) is $14.99 on Humble buff.ly/VdFuFHU #ad Deck verified
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MSnap @msnap.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Rocky @marlowebarlowe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
WHERE DID MOMMY GO??
A fake YouTube thumbnail of a woman covering her face with her hands and a baby crying. A red circle and two red question marks frame the woman. Above them both are the words "LOST MEDIA?"
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
it be out of touch thursday landlubbers
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
today is that day
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"Scott Adams reposted" is the cherry on top of this whole image
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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Spear @speargsun.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
an edited screenshot from unwound future of professor layton passed out on the ground in a santa hat with a textbox saying "my injuries were so jolly, i was christmas for a month. i was lucky to be alive"
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
4 inch shinobi was my nickname back in high school
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My Twitter got locked until Wednesday because I said Jimmy Fallon should die and now I'm pissed because I wasted an account lock when I could've gotten away with calling for the murder of Chuck Schumer
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Carls Jr. Chibi Green Goblin Weenie Turret Thing
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Im not on bluesky that much but if you follow me for some reason and never played Ghost Trick then you're contractually obligated to get it
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/09/2025
fired from supergiant games after i said hades nutz approximately 5000 times on my first day
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
cinderella but instead of a shoe its the correct kind of communism
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second. INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 08/08/2025
they're doing this solely to make it so that searching "hello mario" doesn't bring up that fake mario sex ed video
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Holy shit parody country
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DusterBuster @sirdusterbuster.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
So I read that Tenna originally would've had some Ghost Trick style inspiration 👁️ #DELTARUNE #DeltaruneChapter3 #GhostTrick
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What message does it send, especially to women, that the democrats will pull out all the stops to rally around a disgraced fucking rapist rather than let a socialist win a single mayoral election? I’m so tired of this shit dude
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/05/2025
reminds me of the time when trump ranted about how he hated that Parasite won movie of the year. trumps whole politics and administration is just “old man yells at clouds”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/04/2025
fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"dei" is just a wildcard for slurs
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I don’t think you can summarize the fatal problem with modern liberalism any better than “My issue with the way people are being deported and disappeared is procedural.”
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 17/05/2024
Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest
sisko in ds9 saying "im tired of being calm, calm never got me a damn thing"
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Dig through the bosses and burn through the ENAs And slam in the back of my Dratula
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Enough of this please! Hillary Clinton has the worst fucking political instincts in world lmfao. these people are so delusional, she was against gay marriage until 2014 which even by American standards basically made you Hitler back then
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
be pretty funny if trump somehow removes term limits then dies of old age before that actually matters
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/03/2025
i guess i just thought my billionaire shadow president would be a little bit cooler
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