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KingishKing

@kingishking.bsky.social
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
they're uploading full venture bros eps on youtube every saturday and this, truly, is a reason to feel deep and inimitable pride www.youtube.com/@VentureBros...
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The Venture Bros.
Welcome to the official home of The Venture Bros. on YouTube! The Venture Bros. is Adult Swim's fan-favorite parody of the great action/adventure cartoons of yesteryear. Tune in to watch Dr. "Rusty" ...
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fuckin imagine Travis Touchdown bawling his eyes out at the end of The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC), closing the video, and immediately googling "Pomni Hentai".
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"It really makes you *feel* like putting a firearm to the roof of your mouth and slamming back the trigger"
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Mom @milph.mom · 04/06/2026
The Wendy’s corporate social media account posting like a teenager was a net negative to humanity as a whole for the past decade.
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
But when does he truly become Heisenberg
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Trash-shark Olive @oliveshark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A Hat in Time (Steam) is $14.99 on Humble buff.ly/RK8UZZx #ad Deck verified also on PS+ Extra
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I genuinely think the only thing Tyrus does when he isn't working for Gus is sit in an empty room and make condescending faces at the wall
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What a coincidence, thats exactly what my bluesky feed is
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I unironically think that Dirty Fireworks would be enough to destroy the planet of Viltrum
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The girl reading this
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KroboPro @krobopro.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Strange how he keeps begging everyone not to talk about the whole thing. Most vindictive man in the world constantly going "Ahh it's in the past let's move on"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A Hat in Time (Steam) is $14.99 on Humble buff.ly/VdFuFHU #ad Deck verified
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MSnap @msnap.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Rocky @marlowebarlowe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
WHERE DID MOMMY GO??
A fake YouTube thumbnail of a woman covering her face with her hands and a baby crying. A red circle and two red question marks frame the woman. Above them both are the words "LOST MEDIA?"
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
it be out of touch thursday landlubbers
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
today is that day
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"Scott Adams reposted" is the cherry on top of this whole image
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
OHHHHH okay that makes more sense actually
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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Spear @speargsun.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
an edited screenshot from unwound future of professor layton passed out on the ground in a santa hat with a textbox saying "my injuries were so jolly, i was christmas for a month. i was lucky to be alive"
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Sorry I'm not into edging
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
You must complete one finale Ace Attorney case or else I will never cum again
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
4 inch shinobi was my nickname back in high school
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
In my Normal Boots straight Jonning it And by it well.... hehe, let's just say my Tron
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My Twitter got locked until Wednesday because I said Jimmy Fallon should die and now I'm pissed because I wasted an account lock when I could've gotten away with calling for the murder of Chuck Schumer
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Carls Jr. Chibi Green Goblin Weenie Turret Thing
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Thank you for your service 🫡
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Im not on bluesky that much but if you follow me for some reason and never played Ghost Trick then you're contractually obligated to get it
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
That was more of a royal you, I'm looking out for the handful of people who didn't binge it exclusively thru YouTube clips
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
//Breaking Bad spoilers you've probably seen the whole show anyways but just in case// Hilarious that the next time Gus tried the same fear tactics was threatening to kill Walt's entire family, which ruined literally everything
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Sounds like something a mfer who can't build character would say
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I wouldn't panic until you see someone post that frame where Goku has the angel wings and he's looking back while waving
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Is this not what pegging is
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/09/2025
fired from supergiant games after i said hades nutz approximately 5000 times on my first day
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
cinderella but instead of a shoe its the correct kind of communism
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
They got really feral and started clawing at the screen until the only word left was "no"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second. INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 08/08/2025
they're doing this solely to make it so that searching "hello mario" doesn't bring up that fake mario sex ed video
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KingishKing @kingishking.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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