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Killion

@killion.bsky.social
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So nice of you to ask… Comic Books, Blackhawks, Everton, Cubs, Brews, Commanders, general angst, and dismay Chicago, IL

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18h
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hate the Commanders. Stupid team. Stupid name. See you next week
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Paul Simon & Chevy Chase - You Can Call Me Al
ALT: Paul Simon & Chevy Chase - You Can Call Me Al
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Invincible season still on
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oops! All Center-backs
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not the greatest display from Maitland-Niles
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not the greatest display from Maitland-Niles
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Johnson didn’t look offside… but Hull kicked the ball into him, doesn’t that negate his positioning entirely?
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That ain't right, man
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love being on this side of a Freese fuck up
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stutter step penalty fails again. Shocker
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uh oh White Sox
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Count that goal for the Fire just because it was so pretty
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Too many sports on right now. Chill out guys
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brewers devil magic
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the Sox win it all, they get invited to the Vatican instead of DC, right?
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What happens first - Cubs get a hit or Hawks get a SOG?
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yordan álvarez's baseball savant page, but it's for Geddy Lee instead
Yordan's page on Baseball Savant, with 1st percentile rapping, and 100th percentile "cool sounds on the bass", "songs about snow dogs", catching the mystery and catching the drift"
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hah. What a play
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marcus Mariota is the future of WFT
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love that ending for Verlander. What a game
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been a while since I ordered anything from Amazon… there’s an obligation to tip drivers now? What a nightmare
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve never been as popular as I was the year I went as Tamale Guy for Halloween. When I walked into a party at midnight with a cooler of fresh tamales I felt like a god
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean yeah, of course I was gonna pick this one up
Cover for Escape From New York: Escape From Chicago #1. Snake is jumping off an exploding bridge in front of the Marina towers
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What exactly is this tape supposed to be doing here?
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Most obvious steal of all time
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would be annoyed by the Cubs blowing another chance to clinch, and dropping lower on the WC spots… but I don’t think their strategy of scoring 13 runs a game in the playoffs is gonna work anyway.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Ashok Selvam @shokdiesel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are so so close to hitting our goal by the end of the day. Treat yourself to a 30% discount and help Ravenous soar. We are a handful away! @weareravenous.com
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven’t read this yet. But I’m sure the 5 things are all about the undefeated Toffees
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Blackhawks Baseball Center Presented By Fifth Third Bank
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After I finished an awful book last night, I picked up my next book where the main character, a retired female pirate, immediately kills a demon spirit and then gets recruited for “one last job”. And, hell yeah. This is what books should be
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My franchise QB is about my size and has bird bones. But at least I made a tasty cast iron lasagna today
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God dammit
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Premier League officiating once again is made up on the fly
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pre-ordered this immediately
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Or you could just listen to @thedollop.bsky.social episodes on him instead
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t remember who recommended it, probably not anyone who follows me back, but I just finished Stoner by John Williams and I can’t remember the last time a non-fiction book hit me like this. I saw a review call it “a remarkable telling of an unremarkable life” and that’s pretty much it
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Garbage ending to a garbage game
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Four frames from The Simpsons in Homer's house.

1 - Moe: The esophagus? Hey fellas, the esophagus.
2 - Moe: Ooh la-di-da Mr. Anatomy Man
3 - Homer: What do you call it?
4 - A food pipe.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 08/09/2026
Everyone shut up, @ratboysband.bsky.social are behind the Tiny Desk www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRg3...
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Ratboys: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wasn’t expecting a Dead Kennedy’s song in the newest SpongeBob movie.
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Long balls have been a problem for him” should just be a button Cubs announcers can push to help save their voices for a bit. Works for every pitcher
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nick Cave, Henry Rollins and a baby, the comedy hit of the summer.
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy New Taskmaster Day to those who celebrate
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love you Nico
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It should be illegal for my allergies to be this bad but also be this hot out
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Killion @killion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cool
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