Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tied up by the breakfast worker at mcdonalds call that a mccuffin 210
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026kinky roleplay with my girlfriend where she's a medieval witch and i dunk her into the river several times 123
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026guys i swear i have a girlfriend she just goes to a different PDS you wouldnt know her 191
Reposted by ShanklyMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. Original post 462588307
Reposted by Shanklycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me .5 seconds after saying the edible ain't shit 11104585
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026on a scale of 🐔🐤🐣🥚 how far along your transition journey are you 411
Reposted by Shanklywho up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Date idea: stealing the copper wiring from data centres 382158365
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026when u think about it "username is typing" is like clicker training.... like oh theyre typing rn let me wait and see what they say while kicking my feet and twirling my hair 363
Reposted by ShanklyHeather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie! 422433174
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026what was the deal with slenderman was he just really conscious about collecting paper to recycle 110
Reposted by Shanklycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/08/2026he's mad that I'm getting ready for work but he wants me to know that he's mad so he's sitting 2 feet away from me with his back to me angrily 995844352
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i hauv solution to all digital visibility problems . simply make everyone view every piece of content one by one 110
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026where are all the tomfoolerous scams . i want someone to sell me a country . i want someone to sell me a lifetime pass to mcdonalds . 2 all my scammers out there please get rambunctious with it 210
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the correlation between hours awake and bullshit coming out of my mouth is staggering 110
Reposted by ShanklyMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC. 852345344422
Reposted by ShanklyTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 16/08/2026I’ll die on the hill that digital purchases shouldn’t be legally allowed to be deleted, removed from user access, etc because at that point that isn’t purchasing a game or product but rather renting it Once you digitally buy a game or media you should get to forever own your copy no matter what 1294713925
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026at what point did evolution decide waking up after a long sleep should make you feel dizzy and sick 110
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026u chase for the fetish i chase for the closet we r not the same 121
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026they should do like a voluntary truman show irl and u can vote on what the person does like its love island or something this would be heat 110
Reposted by Shanklyjon christian @jonchristian.net · 08/08/2026redditor asking the important questions 542742392
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Discord JS: welllll, i *could* be an Array, OR, i could be an Object with more Objects inside me, 300 methods and 50 properties. but now i think about it, i could also be null :3 me: bro please just give me a users roles 110
Reposted by Shanklywinter @madoka.systems · 07/08/2026[famously extremely difficult problem] yeah I could do that in a weekend or 2 0142
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026'would you still love me if i was a worm', she says, as i slide the earlier prepared jar of salt out of view 111
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026government just sent me a passport acknowledging that i exist, i think he's into me 😏 110
Reposted by ShanklyNat Oranges @suddenlyoranges.com · 03/08/2026do not let him into the computer. he cannot be trusted 1635825
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026cats have 517 back muscles and we have like 40 this is glorpshit THERE WOULD BE NO MORE BACK PAIN 111
Reposted by ShanklyGizmo the Wobbly Cat @wobblygizmo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Goodnight #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #caturday 726522
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026newscaster: today will be partly cloudy guy with tinnitus who likes to party loudly: word 131
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026vi liked your post vi liked your post vi liked your post vi liked your post vi liked your post 120
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Im evil and gained access to this account but i will do no evil deeds ! 010
Reposted by ShanklyRuns with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Game over. 112103552176
Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026performative male on his first day as a performative male in line at starbucks getting a starbucks drink because he's a performative male on his first day (at starbucks) and wants to look the part to fit in with his peers (so he's getting a starbucks): you said this was HOW much? 111
