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@vt3e.cat
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stupid kiten , "you bring a very SSRI type of vibe to the function" -- @khlsuk.bsky.social

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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kinky roleplay with my girlfriend where she's a medieval witch and i dunk her into the river several times
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eva 🐾 @eva.ac · 24/09/2026
running it back: verify your age on discord/twitch/kick/snapchat with one easy trick age-verifier.eva.ac
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
guys i swear i have a girlfriend she just goes to a different PDS you wouldnt know her
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
do u ever get so tired that u want to sleep
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anabel U・ﻌ・U @puppy.moe.observer · 12/09/2026
oh yeah i went to aldi today
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 09/09/2026
@khlsuk.bsky.social 💥
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 08/09/2026
@khlsuk.bsky.social @folly07.bsky.social hii
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 07/09/2026
who up apping they passwords 🫁
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🫐 @digi.rip · 06/09/2026
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 06/09/2026
pls more posts im Bored i wanna doom scroll ok thank u!!!!!
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who up nu metaling they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Date idea: stealing the copper wiring from data centres
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 03/09/2026
"we can always tell" but for french people
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when u think about it "username is typing" is like clicker training.... like oh theyre typing rn let me wait and see what they say while kicking my feet and twirling my hair
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie!
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
she trans on my micro till i action
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 31/08/2026
i havent been keeping up with @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social am i a bad kitten for this
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 31/08/2026
when youre counting and you get to "six, seven" 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 (its like the meme "six seven") 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tits
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glorp @glorpdaily.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Day 844
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Jon Gjengset @jonhoo.eu · 29/08/2026
I got a 2-meow server rack. Highly recommend.
Two cats exploring the inside of a 12U server rack.
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ethie ૮ >ﻌ< ა @ethernet.gf · 29/08/2026
girls making out with girls. has anyone considered this before?
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Arika @ari.express · 29/08/2026
Cats are great because there's a beast in your house who you can and should ragebait at any time of day
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
DHH WOKE????
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 29/08/2026
@khlsuk.bsky.social hi
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winter @homosexual.cat · 28/08/2026
meow Meow meow Meow Meow meow
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 26/08/2026
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 26/08/2026
hi @vt3e.cat go 2 gleep
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_ @kasey.cafe · 21/02/2025
polyamory
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 25/08/2026
"god is dead" well thats not quite accurate. ok so how much do u know about systemd unit states
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Lewis @oyster.cafe · 25/08/2026
corpos will choke on their words if they have to say "furry" out loud in a meeting room, but will gleefully don their work collar (ID badge) even on the metro before they get to the office. who's a good boy! yes you! you want a treat? (quarterly bonus)
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 25/08/2026
mmmmmmmmmeow
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
two tins of Heinz Oxtail Soup
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 24/08/2026
six or seven hours of gleep ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅😸😸😸😸😸🐈🐈🐱😺😺😼🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🛸🛸
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Arika @ari.express · 23/08/2026
Guys I riced my desktop can I have 8 billion dollars and unending adoration from framework
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mrgauwedetion @meowderation.tngl.sh · 23/08/2026
cookies in my hands . cookies in my mouth
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/08/2026
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 23/08/2026
setting alarms not to wake me up . but to feeel the vibrations , theyre shooooo good
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 22/08/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov pls make trains in london cheaper or like make the student photocard discount apply during peak hours that would be so cool pls mamdanii meow
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 21/08/2026
FINE I WILL
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 21/08/2026
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 21/08/2026
im too stupid for discourse i encourage u all to be the same please my feed would be so much better
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 20/08/2026
hi aleinsky 👽️ 🛸
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huh @catgirl.fm · 20/08/2026
Photo with caption "i care about you btw so don't explode or anything"
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 17/08/2026
computer things that are named good: - display port - key board - mouse (it has a tail!!!!!!) computer things that are named bad: - USB Type-C 3.2 Gen 2x2 - LG UltraGear 45GX950A-B
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apenwarr @apenwarr.ca · 12/06/2025
Customers: We want a faster horse Henry Ford: Ah. In fact— Kubernetes: Let me stop you right there. What you really need is 1000 horses that die randomly
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 19/08/2026
i want to express my hatred for waterloo station again waterloo i hate u
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 19/08/2026
who up.eatin Cookies 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 18/08/2026
@vt3e.cat
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skye @vixen.lgbt · 18/08/2026
*opens an issue on nixpkgs* petition: rename branch "master" to "mistress"
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isabel @isabelroses.com · 17/08/2026
I CANT
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lockheed martin, anduril, raytheon technologies, palantir
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