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Shankly

@khlsuk.bsky.social
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ur RUINING my bit im telling your mother
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nvm
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guys im beating my social media addiction im eight whole days free from bluesky
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in the context of a sandwich butter is just edible glue
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tied up by the breakfast worker at mcdonalds call that a mccuffin
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jeeves is that u
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@daviddigioia.bsky.social sorry i dont think your bot was meant to repost this 😭 😭 😭
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kinky roleplay with my girlfriend where she's a medieval witch and i dunk her into the river several times
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
guys i swear i have a girlfriend she just goes to a different PDS you wouldnt know her
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A video analysis of the difference between dog joining cat and cat joining the dog. Original post
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
do u ever get so tired that u want to sleep
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me .5 seconds after saying the edible ain't shit
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what i DO now bro
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i am Sory to hear that. i am doing neutral but looking forward to my nuggets.
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello how R u
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🤼‍♂️
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
on a scale of 🐔🐤🐣🥚 how far along your transition journey are you
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
idk
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wow i love these kitens
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i am sho hapy 4 them they r very cute ✅ i like Cats
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oh my.god
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wow that cat i s zooming .
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
am wana be like dis kiten and sho full of soups
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
how 2 maek dis soup i wana be soupful
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@vt3e.cat really, another?
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
global gdp of $118 trillion and still no femboy robots
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Date idea: stealing the copper wiring from data centres
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ur first reply here and im tired of YOU
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when u think about it "username is typing" is like clicker training.... like oh theyre typing rn let me wait and see what they say while kicking my feet and twirling my hair
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@vt3e.cat bro what we got goin on now
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
she trans on my micro till i action
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ur sho right
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kitten at the vet today called Mayor Meowdani. He’s wearing a little tie!
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
what was the deal with slenderman was he just really conscious about collecting paper to recycle
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
he's mad that I'm getting ready for work but he wants me to know that he's mad so he's sitting 2 feet away from me with his back to me angrily
orange cat facing away from the camera still looking annoyed even though you can't see his face
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i hauv solution to all digital visibility problems . simply make everyone view every piece of content one by one
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i am Neutral
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
im well rested how r u
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hwy how are u
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@vt3e.cat
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hello
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@vt3e.cat fire name u are so good
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
two tins of Heinz Oxtail Soup
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh my hello thank u glorp u are my favourite alen
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
meeee? noooo im just a lil guy :( nobody wants to hurt the lil guy :(
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@vt3e.cat what is this nonsense
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the frooj whistleblower
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Shankly @khlsuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i pay for ur server btw
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M31🍁 @m31author.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Slayer master says:
For anyone who doesn’t play RuneScape: a Slayer Master is an NPC who assigns you a specific monster and a number to kill, like “go kill 67 demons,” and you complete the assignment for Slayer XP.

Someone edited this old RuneScape screenshot so the Slayer Master’s assignment is “67 Flock Cameras.”
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