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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the evidence is mounting that drugs might be bad for you

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Happy for my mejor amiga this noche

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This weekend is the one-year anniversary of the release of my newest comedy special Positive Reinforcement! I'm really proud of it, and I'd really appreciate if you'd consider checking it out and/or sharing it with a friend! Thanks! :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...

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Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL

YouTube video by Blonde Medicine

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I can’t believe the liberal mayor rigged an election in the super liberal city in the most complicated, attention getting way that actually makes it harder for her to win the general against an actual progressive!!

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I can't believe how stupid the Matlock A.I. storyline is

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shuronic @shuronic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Writing extremely tortured jokes and forcing someone else to deliver them is a 10/10 bit and @mremilyheller.bsky.social really outdid herself on this one

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

They murdered someone across the street from where I bring friends from out of town to eat bahn mi

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

The Gravamen of the Disclosure

4. The gravamen of the disclosure is as follows:
a. By memorandum dated May 12, 2025 (“the May 12 Memo”), Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons authorizes ICE agents to forcibly enter into certain people’s homes without a judicial warrant, consent, or an emergency.

b. Specifically, in the May 12 Memo, the Acting ICE Director authorized ICE Agents to rely on Form I-205 (which is not a judicial warrant) to enter the residence of an alien subject to a final order of deportation, without consent, including by “a necessary and reasonable amount of force.”2c. While addressed to “All ICE Personnel,” in practice the May 12 Memo has not been formally distributed to all personnel. Instead, the May 12 Memo has been provided to select DHS officials who are then directed to verbally brief the new policy for action. Those supervisors then show the Memo to some employees, like our clients, and direct them to read the Memo and return it to the supervisor.

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Rewatching Mad Men! Time to rank my top five favorite characters who DON'T have blue eyes! They are: 1. Sally 2. Ginsberg 3. Salvatore 4. Dawn 5. uhhhhh....

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Cutting to Bill Maher on an Epstein List joke... very good

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills

Text from a friend of mine:

“[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners
They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!”

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.

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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 12: A Baby Geniuses Reunion! John takes a backseat as @mremilyheller.bsky.social reunites with her pal @lisahanawalt.bsky.social for a brand new episode of Baby Geniuses! WOWOW www.patreon.com/posts/147504...

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What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast 12: Baby Geniuses Reunion! | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast

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AO-BOOOO @faqrules.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The is article is very good. Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”

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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight

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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner w/ @gppasco.bsky.social. We are joined by the 7-game champ and puzzle designer to discuss his J! run, his Canadian girlfriend (who is real), and his ToC prep. Plus! He runs us through some original puzzles! www.patreon.com/posts/141376...

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What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast

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Andrew Perfors @perfors.net · 11/10/2025

Heartbreaking reading, but this Reddit thread gives a sense of the relentlessness of the horror inflicted by ICE, and the damage being done to so many innocent people that doesn't make the news.

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From the AskReddit community on Reddit

Explore this post and more from the AskReddit community

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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

🚨 JOIN US TODAY AT 12:00 PM to protest ABC and demand they bring back #jimmykimmellive. 🚨

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

5 days until @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social starts streaming new episodes! If you're a cord-cutter looking to start watching again, might I recommend checking out our podcast? We chose our best-ofs for season 41, including anecdote & response of the year! And a Jeopardy-specific awards monologue!

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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The 2025 WIAJP Player of the year is Drew Goins! We begin the prestigious Jeoppy Awards season by bringing Drew on the show to discuss his charmed J! run, his burgeoning friendship with Lisa Ann Walter, being a J! gay icon, and his prep process. It's so fun! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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The 2025 WIAJP Player of the Year: Drew Goins

Podcast Episode · What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast · 08/13/2025 · 1h 11m

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Words I never thought I’d type about the finale of And Just Like That: why was there so much shit but no piss in the toilet

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I think what ends up happening to John on this ep is worse for him than the IWasPoisoned stuff from the last Blocked Party

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Rather than just say “blue no matter who,” let’s take the time now to not only find someone whom we think could win but who also will not compromise on the rights of our citizens and who will not continue to fund and arm a genocide. There’s time!

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Here's Adam Schiff standing in support with Netanyahu just last week. As he collects record millions from AIPAC. bsky.app/profile/schi...

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

My phone has learned the word Nicolandria

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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Week of June 16: We're Tired. It's jetlag-induced delirium all over this episode as John returns from Iceland and Emily returns from her camp reunion to barely keep it together while discussing one VERY chaotic FJ, Phineas and Ferb, and the Biltmore estate. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

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Week of June 16: We're Tired

Podcast Episode · What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast · 06/24/2025 · 1h 34m

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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

At some point in the next 730 days I could be a Jeopardy! contestant. Or not at all. Anyway, here's the podcast I do every week about the show

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

This is a blow. No one was better on the Jeopardy! beat. Hire Claire!

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why don’t you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I had a dream last night that my whole family was gathering at the video store we used to rent from and it was my job to bring the @eve6.bsky.social keychain (I failed)

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I used to do this thing where I would have people sit for portraits and make them hold very still and correct their position if they moved while I was drawing, then hand them something like this

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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Me, drawn by @mremilyheller.bsky.social circa 2006, before she became a comedy bigwig.

A drawing of a hamburger with glasses captioned “Sean”

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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 3: Masters Prep w/ @ibhirsch.bsky.social and @juveria.bsky.social. It's our first-ever video bonus and our first live play episode, as Juveria and Isaac square off against Emily as they prep for Masters, playing John's homemade boards. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/126948...

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What Is...? A Bonus Episode 3: Masters Prep w/ Isaac Hirsch and Juveria Zaheer | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast

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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Week of April 21: Disgusting, Ageist, Gen Z Slang. John and Emily are reunited and not a moment too soon, as Liam Starnes goes HAM all week. He also gives a response of the year, old J! fans get upset about a category, and we go in on the League of Nations. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

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Week of April 21: Disgusting, Ageist, Gen Z Slang

Podcast Episode · What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast · 04/29/2025 · 1h 33m

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Beck @beckthegirl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Professional fill-in host and fill-in pod guest at your service

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LA Street Care & Mutual Aid @lastreetcare.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

🚨Action Needed: City Council is trying to criminalize people for sleeping in their cars (again) even though the number of people living unhoused in LA is at an all-time high. Please take 3 minutes to make these calls/send emails--no later than 9am on Wednesday! Graphics by @ktownforall.org

Ktown For All needs your help!
16,000 homes are gone after the most devastating wildfires in L.A.'s history. Now City Council wants to ban people from sleeping in the only shelter they might have left: their cars.
We need you (yes, you!) to call & write City Council's Homelessness & Housing Committee, and say: NO on 85.02!
Deadline:
Wednesday, April 23 9:00am

Why is City Council trying to make it illegal for people to sleep in their own cars?
Car sleeping ban LAMC 85.02 is a cruel and shortsighted measure meant to paper over visible signs of homelessness while funneling taxpayer money AWAY from service providers, and towards increased policing and criminalization of poverty.
Sound familiar? We've been here before.

What they say...
"85.02 isn't about criminalizing homelessness.
It is about making sure that our communities have ….. health and safety protections."
- CM Bob Blumenfield
What WE say...
• 85.02 literally criminalizes homelessness.
• 85.02 has NO health or safety protections.
No provisions for trash pickup, portapotties, housing placements, and/or safe parking sites. It is purely punitive.
• 85.02 enforcement is going to push people out of their cars, and onto the streets.
• 85.02 will only make homelessness worse.

Members of the Homelessness & Housing Committee:
Nithya Raman....
Ysabel Jurado...
Bob Blumenfeld..
. (213) 473-7004
. (213) 473-7014
• (213) 473-7003
contactCD4@lacity.org
councilmember.jurado@lacity.org
councilmember.blumenfield@lacity.org
Call or Email, and tell them:
• Vote NO on the vehicle dwelling ban, 85.02.
• Criminalizing survival doesn't help anyone.
• Banning sleeping in cars will just lead to more people sleeping on the streets.
• Zone-based banishment bills like 41.18 and 85.02 are proven policy failures, and a waste of money that our city cannot afford.
Deadline for comment: Wednesday morning!

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Rewatching shows I don't mind falling asleep to while I'm recovering from outpatient surgery. And I have to say, I'm still very mad they kill off Matthew in Downton!!! It sucks!!!

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I don't understand why there was stuff left in the blender

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

HUGE night of television! And you better watch it now so you can be up to speed at the water cooler tomorrow. That's right, everyone's talking about THE GREAT NORTH! Season 5, episode 8, "Ghouls Rush In Adventure"!

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