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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

cant wait for the popcorn bucket reveal

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is "the Red Sox were also in on Soto" reporting but for genocide. bsky.app/profile/pete...

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What a resume. I'd hire her.

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The JFK assassination really did a lot for grassy knoll awareness

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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/06/2026

whenever someone says they’re a free thinker that usually just means they’re very receptive to ideas that are radioactive to their brain that ends up completely cooking them

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

For the Pankees fan in your life

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

AI first, place last

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today theonion.com/overambitious-man-want…

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

new sports graphic alert

a picture of Mike Vrabel looking frustrated with the word COUNSELING in dramatic letters beneath him

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

you can rest now

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/04/2026

UPDATE: Facing pressure from colleagues and voters, Chuck Schumer has introduced articles of impeachment to remove Hasan Piker From office.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/03/2026

anyone ever noticed how psychotically evil, cruel, and anti-human republicans are

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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/03/2026

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I have said this before and will say it here: if, for God knows whatever reason, you have not seen this clip before, you may think you are ready for what occurs but you are not youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

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walker told me I have aids

YouTube video by bill billings

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

as in they should all get blown up? sure!

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"Continue without supporting us." Yes I will.

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Writing a male-focused opera called Candelabro.

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

She's a Rainbow by the Rolling Stones is one of the worst songs of all time and they should stop using it in every single ad.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 18/02/2026

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/02/2026

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservative…

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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 03/02/2026

only the most well adjusted people do this

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there

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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Dan wrote this for the newsletter last summer, about taking his son to his first Phillies game.

I told my wife after Zack Wheeler retired the first 15 batters he faced: “If it continues like this, we’re not leaving until the game ends. I don’t care if Simon is screaming so loudly the fielders can hear him.” She’d bought tickets to the Phillies as a Father’s Day gift, and this was Simon’s first game. He is 19 months old. I did not expect to last the whole game! But if Wheeler continued to pitch perfectly, we were staying.

I didn’t want to jinx it by saying the magic words, but I guess I did anyway: Austin Hays led off the sixth with a home run. But it was the only hit Wheeler would allow in his 12-strikeout, complete-game win. Also finishing a complete game? Me, Jan, and Simon. We made it through all nine innings.

I was almost never able to do this as a kid. My parents say I was ready to leave after two innings of my first Phillies game. But to be fair to my younger self, the current Phillies’ park has quite a few more amenities than Veterans Stadium did. We left our seats in the third inning and did not return until the eighth. We walked around the park. We got hot dogs and pretzels. We lingered in the team store to enjoy the air conditioning. We walked into an auxiliary team store in a tent before learning it did not have air conditioning. Simon ran around the concourse area. Now that I think about it, I guess I could have done most of this at the Vet, too. Perhaps my son is just tougher than his old man.

There was one truly special moment: The very first thing my son did at his very first Phillies game, before he even entered the stadium, was meet the Phillie Phanatic. Otherwise, it was a day out in the sun for my wife and me where we enjoyed the company of our kid while Wheeler mowed down Reds batters. There was nothing particularly notable about this trip to the park, except for the fact that I was doing it as a dad for the first time. Being there with my wife and son was a better treat than even a perfect game would’ve been.

-Dan McQuade

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

This is such gutting news.

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kevin @kevinkovanich.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

WTF is "routine" about this?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026

Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Scott Adams appeared in an episode of "NewsRadio" in the 1990s, and I rewatched it a couple years back and thought, "Wow, imagine being the most problematic guy on screen when you're doing a scene with Andy Dick."

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