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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 9h

Here, Bruce is asking ‘Are you SURE you want salt and pepper ribs AND chicken satay skewers?’

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 9h

‘Sixth Sense’ film and a Chinese takeaway happening right now at Warbis Towers with the kids (26 & 29) 💫

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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As a former Wakey dweller, am very much enjoying the #SuperLeague #GrandFinal so far.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People say that they love to travel. Travelling’s horrible. I love being in different places.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was strangely pondering. Do vets with bad teeth or dentists with sick pets get fucked off with how much they’re being charged? Then swiftly realised THAT OF COURSE THEY DON’T BECAUSE THEY’VE BOTH MADE SO MUCH MONEY RIPPING EVERYONE ELSE OFF THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD ANYTHING.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They enjoyed it. If enjoy is the right term. So well acted, isn’t it? Great casting. Goodly tense and warped.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

About to watch this with the kids. I’ve seen it, but they haven’t.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Been cleaning all day. Now drinking vodka and listening to Deep House. 💅🏻

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wishing my future husband a very Happy Birthday 🎈

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

‘Ludwig’ manages to be endearing and irritating in equal measure. It’s quite goodly silly and ridiculous. But the smug levels are high.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just booked my Christmas groceries delivery with Ocado. Weds 23rd December. 😬🎄🤓

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Was described as ‘unflappable’ in my appraisal. So, that’s nice. Secretly swearing a lot with the colleague I sit next to all day when nobody else is around helps.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mother whilst we watch the Manchester derby at her house: ‘So, the referee. Does he own that outfit or does someone choose and provide that for them? Why is his top yellow? The previous referee was wearing a pink top.’ Us: 🤷‍♀️ #MUNMCI

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Starting Saturday right by watching Batman featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor 💫

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Foxes woke me at 4am and I couldn’t get back to sleep.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

M&S don’t arrrf love their dodgily named fragrances. The old perfume and the current room spray in my workplace.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Love that they’re playing Massive Attack before Jane McDonald comes on 💫

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Gary Neville Gary Neville Gary Neville’s silly ways Gary Neville Gary Neville Gary Neville spoils my days #ARSCHE #COYG

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Happy 29th anniversary to the man saying on Richard & Judy that he finally understood true grief, not like when his actual mother had died not long before

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Happy 29th anniversary to my neighbour at the time making a little 2ft high flagpole out of a stick and a union jack flag himself so he could set said miniature flag to half mast and stand sombrely next to it in his front garden

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“We drift through life. We impose our hopes and desires on others, hopes and desires of which they are often unaware, or care not to reciprocate, or cannot reciprocate in the way we would wish. And then we die”…the bride and groom.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Having a cosy night in with this phenomenal woman. 📺

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Questioning the choices of past me, who booked a 9am hair appointment the day after my son’s birthday.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Listening to a lovely bit of Vaughan Williams at home before going to a garden party. Back on English soil, good and proper.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Yes. I don’t fucking know either.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Dream descriptions are dull. BUT I HAD A COMFORT BOBBIN IN LAST NIGHT’S DREAM. The comfort bobbin was wooden and about the size of a big tin of paint. When I revealed my comfort bobbin to someone they excitedly said it would fix the industrial mill. And it did. #comfortbobbin

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Enjoying watching Spurs get beaten before we go out for dinner this evening. #COYG

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Name a band using only emojis 🪨 🌊 🎶

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you punched Elon in his weirdly inflated torso, you’d pop it, and he would fly around the room like a balloon you didn’t tie a knot on, and that would be the first successful Space-X launch.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Massive great super yacht thing came and imposed itself upon the bay today. A woman said it belonged to the guy who owns Google. (Because she’d… get this… Googled it). She then pointed to a guy on the beach saying it was his. SHE WAS ONLY BLOODY POINTING AT MY ALAN CARR.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My tan when I have my sunglasses on vs My tan when I take my sunglasses off

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Yesterday I thought Alan Carr was swimming in the sea near us. Turns out I photographed a total stranger 7 times 👍🏻

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

People we have definitely seen here in our holiday resort: Iggy Pop Gregg Wallace Leslie Nielsen Michael Stipe Donald Trump Sarah Jessica Parker Larry David Denise Welch My best mate’s husband

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

After walking the length of the bay in blistering heat and trying various places who said they were showing it and then either weren’t or couldn’t, we are now doing this… #COYG

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

On a mission to find a Sports Bar. 🫡 #BritsAbroad

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just LOVE those ‘special’ holiday moments like all of you taking turns to use the only decent sized mug provided in the apartment. 💫

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Enjoyed this passage about how to endure playing games at school when you’re really not into doing so. #ColdComfortFarm

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Holiday hors d’oeuvres and apéritif

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Today’s achievement: Packing for a 10 day beach holiday in Mallorca using a suitcase that is 45cm x 36cm x 20cm 💫

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

3 wood pigeons in my garden all sat near each other totally motionless for AGES during the eclipse. Was it due to the eclipse? Does the eclipse turn birds to statues? Cheers.

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It's a shit business

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