Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026🎵my baby works in a hot dog stand🎵 health and saftey nightmare FAR too young to be cooking sausages still in nappies i mean come on 140
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Nice to see Liverpool embracing more of a Latvian colour way. Wish they’d bloody score against the 115 cheating nobbers. #LIVMCI 050
Reposted by Keri WarbisSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity” 1114325
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Two young lads from my street just knocked on my door and asked if I wanted my car washing. Course I said yes. Gave them a tenner (the only cash I had). Their eyes LIT up (think they were expecting a couple of coins, bless them). So sweet. 🫧 ♥️ 🫧 180
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Can’t help but think that Arteta’s pen choice is far too thick a nib for that size of notepad. Main takeaway from this match so far. #ARSLEE 010
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Home made chicken pie, wines various and double Traitors with the kids this evening. Bit wild outside, so it’s extra cosy. Pigs in shit. 💫 040
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Going for an ultrasound this aft. Was thinking ‘Ultrasound would be a great name for a band’. Turns out, there was such a band in the 90s (of course). So. Yeah. That’s that really. 150
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yes. It was the pudding that I was saying was 1970s style in my post. 000
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just got this message from my daughter. We were going to it for a laugh. I MEAN… COME ONNNNNN. 🔮 4140
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That went with the normal/blonde sponge at my school. 100
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Had a PROPER 1970s school dinner pudding today at work (which is a school). Don’t usually have the canteen food but it was an INSET day, so was provided. Bloody lovely, it was. (The main was chicken katsu curry). 3171
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Here, Bruce is asking ‘Are you SURE you want salt and pepper ribs AND chicken satay skewers?’ 010
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026‘Sixth Sense’ film and a Chinese takeaway happening right now at Warbis Towers with the kids (26 & 29) 💫 040
Reposted by Keri WarbisSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33372971086
Reposted by Keri WarbisSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent. 13986162
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wakefield Westgate will be lively tonight. #SuperLeague #GrandFinal 030
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a former Wakey dweller, am very much enjoying the #SuperLeague #GrandFinal so far. 010
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Only just seen this! Congratulations! What lovely news 🥂 020
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A highlight of my decades of being a football fan was sitting at Elland Road (brother is a season ticket holder) right near the touchline, whilst Cantona did a lengthy warm up right in front of me ** faints in French ** 220
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I reckon modes of public transport and the state of roads are so chaotic and unreliable to make the masses stay at home ✊🏻 000
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People say that they love to travel. Travelling’s horrible. I love being in different places. 270
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was strangely pondering. Do vets with bad teeth or dentists with sick pets get fucked off with how much they’re being charged? Then swiftly realised THAT OF COURSE THEY DON’T BECAUSE THEY’VE BOTH MADE SO MUCH MONEY RIPPING EVERYONE ELSE OFF THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD ANYTHING. 190
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Totally serious. I’m not sure re the latter. I’d like to think so, though. 120
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They enjoyed it. If enjoy is the right term. So well acted, isn’t it? Great casting. Goodly tense and warped. 080
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026About to watch this with the kids. I’ve seen it, but they haven’t. 690
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been cleaning all day. Now drinking vodka and listening to Deep House. 💅🏻 2150
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Our age gap remains the same as it ever was, Martin. I know his address. And yet have kept it classy and not stalked him. (Although I did barge through several stage door hanger onners to get a lovely chat with him once ☺️). 060
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wishing my future husband a very Happy Birthday 🎈 8230
Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026‘Ludwig’ manages to be endearing and irritating in equal measure. It’s quite goodly silly and ridiculous. But the smug levels are high. 190
