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Kelvin, King of Ohio

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Furaffinity is one of the last places online that genuinely cares about and wants to protect expression and adult art while also taking a hard stance against AI. I've been on there since 2007 and I would like for it to continue to thrive
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Wren Wrabbit 🐇 @wrenwrabbit.bunnyboy.live · 26/08/2026
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Cartoon by  Gautami Reddy 

12 cartoon images under the caption How To Live In The Age of AI 
read slowly
make ugly thing
don't believe everything
eat together
get bored
avoid instant replies
call your grandma/grandpa
fall in love
cry every now and then
memorize a poem
trust your gut
take your time
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Kristi Adder 🏳️‍⚧️ 🤰🏻 @kristiadder.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Getting on that Mama Katara train :3
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Ironkuma @ironkuma91.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Actually AI is like telling a robot how to have sex with your wife, the robot absolutely fumbling it, then they hand you a baby with every birth defect known to man
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A man in a Snoopy costume gives a pill to another man in a Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils dilate and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." A bunch of Snoopys in a darkened room are doing the Snoopy Dance to Deep House music. A Snoopy, angered points to another man and says "yo that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Tail-Blazer @tail-blazer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Amidst recent 2000s animated nostalgia... God please. I've seen what you've done for others.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Out of sheer curiosity, I listened to a preview of the full-cast version of the 6th Harry Potter book. God, it's so good. Too bad Rowling turned out to be a shit. I legit do not understand why people who amass so much fame and wealth spend so much time shitting on marginalized people. Just ugly.
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🔞 SapphicBump 🔞 @sapphicbump.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day, @slickpens.bsky.social <3
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Victoria Ying @victoriaying.com · 09/05/2026
The reason why the sketchy drawing is better than AI reference are the economical choices made. The person only drew what was most important and nothing else which gives clear direction! Please do more of this!
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Welcome home Artemis
Escape From The Planet of the Apes
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Nekuroi 🦁 @nekuroi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 COMMISSIONS OPEN @blacksalander.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Where is my fanfic of the Artemis 2 crew kissing each other madly for the 40 minutes they were unreachable behind the moon
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@imagecomics.com So . . . are we just not getting Saga anymore? Like, it's been 14 years and it's a masterpiece that needs a solid ending. I know, "108 issues," but the pace has been weird and slow since it "returned" (which it kinda didn't). Is this gonna be like GRRM and "ASoIF?"
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Saw someone offering a commission. Sent them a DM. They asked what I wanted. I sent them what I wanted. No response. Nothing. Nada. Sent them a message, letting them we can do something else if they wanted. No response. Nothing. Nada. C'mon guys. Use those customer services skills.
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is really important.
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@hausofdecline.bsky.social YOU WERE IN A MATT ROSE VIDEO 💀💀💀💀 youtu.be/zA7QkEW8DKg?...
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Did a ____ write this Tweet?
YouTube video by Matt Rose
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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🌸 Sylvia 🌸 @strawberrytfs.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
She's a bit of a show off. Mid-TF piece into a glitch sabre (displacer beast inspired species)
Artwork of a woman transforming into a glitch sabre. It's shot from behind and she's tearing her clothes off with her new limbs.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Wildlife photography of a raven 🐦‍⬛ in a snowstorm ❄️ 📹Isaac Spotts/isaacspicz
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/01/2026
Mmm. Troll coffee.
Side-by-side Netflix thumbnails for a Trollhunters movie and a Gilmore Girls movie.  Looks like a troll is feeding Lorelei coffee from a mug.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
People think DVDs are outdated but it's the only physical way to watch Bicentennial Man. Bet they feel stupid for not knowing this.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Morning.
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phobso @nikonashapka.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
living in the 2020’s
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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Ethcat Lynxley ☕️ @ethcattf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I want to have the kind of love where you look into each other's inhuman eyes and still see them despite the animals you've become
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Jim Hoover @jimhoover017.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 21/11/2025
My favorite piece of content today.
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› millennials 20h
serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with
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was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all.
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Lappi the Bard Fox! @lappifox.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What superpower do you want the most and why isn't it eye laser beams that turn people into buff lion men?
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Anxiety induced insomnia yaaaaaay
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a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants with his mouth open and the word ugh written on it .
ALT: a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants with his mouth open and the word ugh written on it .
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things

if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
A Drag Queen points to audience members and says "ooo look, a girl brought her straight boyfriend to a drag show." The queen roasts "honey, are you being affected by the tariffs?" Because there's no TRADE here." All the cis women in the audience laugh uproariously at his expense. He puts on a brave smile, but a single tear drops from his eye. He thinks "don't let them see you cry, Kevin."
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Man Door Hannah Hook Car Door @spectrumstungun.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.
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Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Contrary to popular belief the biggest beginner's roadblock to art isn't even technical skill it's frustration tolerance, especially in the age of social media. It hurts and the frustration is endless but you must build the frustration tolerance equivalent to a roach's capacity to survive a nuclear explosion. That's how you build on the technical skill. Throw that "won't even start because I'm afraid it won't be perfect" shit out the window. Just do it. Just start. Good luck.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Growing older is realizing everything he said was right
Calvin's dad from Calvin and Hobbes
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."
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Kelvin, King of Ohio @kelvinkingofohio.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
BETTER CALL THE FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD THIS LINE DANCING IS OUTTA CONTROL
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy Pride. Don't stop fighting.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 24/05/2025
A screenshot of a location in Final Fantasy XIV that is being destroyed, with collapsed buildings, rubble, and fire. In the middle of the screenshot is "United States," and underneath is "JOANN Fabric and Crafts."
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IanCSamson @iancsamson.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Inside you are two wolves. Or a rabbit and a wolf, if you're a Legendary Hero. And you should feed both, because they're very cute.
A Rabbit Link and a Wolf Link anthropomorphized. Rabbit Link is wearing a red tunic with large rabbit ears, and Wolf Link is in Blue, and sniffing Rabbit Link out of curiosity.
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