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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 12/09/2026
‪Arsenal’s throws averaged 12.2 seconds. They had 3 that were longer than 20 seconds and 0 longer than 30‬
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 12/09/2026
Sunderland took an average of 22.5 seconds per throw in. They had 12 that took longer than 20 seconds, 5 that took longer than 30 seconds, and 3 that took longer than 40 seconds.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is so funny, the defender goes through him, makes contact and due to which Guimarães misses the shot, but still ball comes off Guimarães' backhill, at no point the defender gets the ball. Ref no penalty to Arsenal, VAR: checked and cleared. 😂
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 23/08/2026
Knee-to-knee at Newcastle, you say?
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Lucy Gunner @lucyagunner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everyone in the UK!! To watch Arsenal vs Betis..... If you sign up to Premier Sports and use the club's discount code ARSENAL it will cost you £3.33 for a month of cover! Just set mine up on iPad 🥰⚽👏🏻 Please repost!
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Five years later, Newcastle finished 12th, 5 places below Sunderland, sold their best players, lost their manager, hired a jobber from the Saudi League.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
kermit on a scooter going to the left

"GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOM"kermit now going back the other way (image is flipped lol)

"LINE WAS TOO LONG"
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New favourite guy just dropped
MAN ARRESTED AFTER POSING AS A MUSEUM TOUR GUIDE AND INVENTING FAKE STORIES FOR EVERY PAINTING.The story goes like this: one man, one lanyard ordered online, and enough confidence to survive three weekends of leading total strangers through a museum where he never worked.
Whenever the real guides were busy, he would simply appear, gather a crowd, and deliver completely invented art history, including a portrait he introduced as the world's first selfie and a landscape supposedly commemorating a squirrel uprising.
Visitors reportedly never questioned a word because he spoke with aggressively educational confidence, which may be the most powerful force known to mankind. That is exactly why this became such a must-see piece of internet culture, because it taps into a deeply relatable moment: everyone has stood in a gallery nodding along, pretending to understand brushwork. This man just reversed the roles and made the gallery nod along with him. The line between expert and performer has never looked thinner, and half the people reading this know they would have followed the tour to the very last room.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😭🫡
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Here's Mikel Merino mocking you know who. 😂
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🥶🥶🥶 #F1 #BelgianGP
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D @highburydb102.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The noise faded. The receipts remain. The 2025/26 season — as it actually happened. No hindsight. No revision. Arsenal – Champions Again Ole Ole. Available for pre-order. Order now to have your name printed in the book. www.legendspublishing.net/product/arse...
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🔥Nepook🔥 NYC TATTOO GUEST SPOT @nepook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
late to this but: lmfao
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 15/07/2026
That was absolutely dismal from Thomas Tuchel, completely mismanaged that second half – esp after the 1-0 goal. He had a chance to change things at the ad-break, leaned into the defensive thing and Argentina, who were already on top, turned the screw.
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Ghost of Sake Barry 👻 @sakebarry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Interest in Bruno and Morgan Rogers says pretty clearly that Arteta wants much punchier passing / play in the final third, which I think we can all see that Arsenal need.
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit; ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...
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Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle of wish to join Arsenal
The Premier League champions have indicated a willingness to pay up to £60million for the midfielder.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 05/07/2026
This is just pure, unadulterated corruption. Nothing against Flo Balogun obviously, although I think it was red, but you can't pick and choose when rules apply. Belgium should be furious.
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Mitch🦦 @mitchpeotter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Also Arsenal got a goal disallowed for messing with the GK 2 years ago and then haven’t done it again so I’m not super sure where this is coming from blaming Arsenal for everything
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Joe Barton @joebarton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wore a replica England shirt for the Ghana match. Let me tell you, that is NOT a breathable fabric. 100% polyester? In this weather? Forget about it. I don't know how all the Arsenal fans do it every day
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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fourscore and seven hydration breaks ago…
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026
Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
🚨 Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christos Tzolis from Club Brugge. 24yo left-sided winger expected to be gettable for ~€40m. Move for Greece international does not impact #AFC interest in Morgan Rogers or other options to strengthen attack 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/735...
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Arsenal exploring deal for Club Brugge winger Christos Tzolis
Any move for the Greece international would not impact Arsenal’s interest in recruiting Aston Villa's Morgan Rogers or an alternative target
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Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @tim-stillman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The amount of you I’m going to be side eyeing when England show consistent threat from setpieces in the World Cup btw. I’ve heard too much nonsense this season to let it slide…
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The World Cup hasn’t even started and people are going insane
Sweden manager Graham Potter in a T-shirt and shorts and a huge Stetson
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Gingers for Limpar @gingers4limpar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Comedy can be found in the unlikeliest of places. www.vinted.co.uk/items/910488...
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Arsenal 2003/04 home shirt | Vinted
Arsenal 2003/04 home shirt - Arsenal invincible 2003/04 home bergkamp shirt but it is spelt without a G but I don’t think you would notice if you didn’t mention it Size: Large Few marks on the sleev...
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 07/06/2026
We saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First time I've seen this and I've gone. 😢
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Riccy Calafiori, bussin shapes with Sophie Ellis-Bextor was not on my 2026 bingo card. 🕺💃🤣
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 01/06/2026
Did a video about it for @futi.live
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Louis Dunford telling his story of the Angel via IG #Arsenal 🔴⚪
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Video piece on PSG’s Champions League win, and Qatar showing we’re onto the next stage of sportswashing All of the criticisms of the 2022 World Cup apply, but there’s very little mention - all as Qatar exert immense influence in European football youtu.be/jWrHAhcZ5ww?...
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The dark truth behind PSG’s Champions League dominance
YouTube video by Miguel Delaney's Inside Football
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Simon @hantsravens.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
‘Arrest him, arrest him’ 😂😂 (Via Arsenal Official) #Arsenal #ArsenalParade #NorthLondonForever #Gunners #AFC #PremierLeagueChampions #Champions #EPL #PremierLeague
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oi oi, Chak de phatte*! 😮‍💨🕺 *Bring the house down! 🔥
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Gunnerblog @gunnerblog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🚨 Since his penalty miss in the #UCL final, Arsenal supporters have made Gabriel the top-selling shirt name at the club. His printed name is up 350% since Saturday’s final. At one stage he was outselling any other name x2. @theathleticfc.bsky.social 🔴⚪️🇧🇷❤️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/732...
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Gabriel’s shirt sales increase by 350% after missing penalty in Arsenal’s Champions League final defeat
Gabriel said the defeat as “painful” but also said he is “proud” of his Arsenal team and everything they had achieved during the season.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Captain, my Captain 🫡
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Anita @arsenalofka.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
After seeing most of the clips from parade, my expert opinion is that we should definitely keep Ben White.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 30/05/2026
Here is PSG's outfield starting XI tonight and how many Ligue 1 games they each started this season. Hakimi: 15 Marquinhos: 11 Pacho: 11 Nuno Mendes: 13 Vitinha: 24 Ruiz: 13 Neves: 13 Doue: 16 Dembele: 11 Kvaratskhelia: 18
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Shay @shayp95.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
just saw this on insta lmaooo a burger joint on the parade route threw some burgers into the bus. it’s safe to say ben white enjoyed the hell out of one 😭
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This just doesn't happen with any other club, no wonder they hate us. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 31/05/2026
Turns out you can lose the Champions League final on penalties and wake up the next day and enjoy an incredibly life-affirming experience. After all these years, an Arsenal fanbase united is something to behold. Soak it all up. Enjoy every drop. Don’t forget these moments. Cherish every memory. ❤️
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Louise R @lulu-mri.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When they said we over celebrated during the season, it’s because they had no idea what an Arsenal celebration actually looked like.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That's football. Shit happens. Gabriel? The best player tonight. This said, whoever is rejoicing in the success of a club built on the money of a dictatorship holding together through the systematic exploitation of 90% of its population should take some time to reflect on their world view. Bisous!
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🚨The Arsenal parade held over 1.5million fans which officially makes it the largest event ever held in the country. Arsenal fans, simply incredible. London will forever be red. ❤️
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When we lost 8-2 on 28/08/2011, we went and signed Mikel Arteta. He became our captain, won the FA Cup, became our manager, won the FA Cup, and now has won as many Premier League titles as Arsenal manager as Man Utd have won since that day.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Quite amazing scenes today. We’re all gutted about last night but I wasn’t even surprised by the turnout. This team and the manager deserved their moment and appreciation from us - which we were all ready to give. I truly believe it’s only the start for this group. ❤️🤍
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