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Kels

@kelseyva.bsky.social
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kelseyva.com // voice over talent iykyk Long time internet user to my detriment. I am a vocalist, musician, and plant lover.

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Zombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
"I am using the money the company has given me for food to buy shirts. Yes I am."
I think you should leave Dan Flashes studyi think you should leave study
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I love 3D printing, man. You can just sculpt a Twin Peaks James, conjure him into the real world and nobody can stop you.
Twin Peaks James with his big forehead
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
giallo be having titles like The Bottle of the Gummy Flintstones
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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HAL 🌈✨🩸 @halothanic.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
tribute to david lynch for a local theater 💙
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
You HAVE to be a weird little freak it's so important
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hey hey we got big videos baybeeee I'm Zane! I'm a voice actor specializing in fantasy, scifi, and all sorts of kooky critters. I got a solid decade of professional experience in games, podcasts, and animations. If you're lookin for some voicework, consider me yeah? Please? Cmon HEY HEY GET BACK HE
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21/06/2023
Harry, of course I'll let you kick the football! The football's Union made! What's the point of a football that doesn't get kicked? I wouldn't want to waste valuable Union resources on a useless football! Why would I pull it away at the last second? I'm a busy man, Harry!
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Huh
The New York
 Times 
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1936
COLUMBIA HEARS PLEA FOR EXPELLED STUDENT
Burke and Two Other Speakers
Demand His Reinstatement at Gathering of 500.
Three members of the American Student Union, including Robert Burke, who was expelled in June for leading the anti-Nazi demonstration last May, addressed a gathering of 500 students of the college and the various schools of Columbia University in front of Hamilton Hall yesterday noon, appealing to
them to sunport the vouth in hig
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 07/03/2025
🚨 Job Alert! 🚨 We’re hiring 3 full-time remote Hotline Operators! Join our team by mid-April with a salary of $63,000 plus benefits. Trans and non-binary people are strongly encouraged to apply. Application opens March 12 at 10am PT. Learn more and apply at translifeline.org/jobs.
A hiring announcement graphic with a purple background and a large white speech bubble that reads "WE ARE HIRING" in bold black and purple text, with "Join Our Team" underneath. Below, the job title "Hotline Operator" is in bold black text, followed by a description: "We are hiring 3 staff operators to join our team by mid-April. This is a full-time, remote position with an annual salary of $63,000 and benefits." At the bottom, "Apply at www.translifeline.org/jobs" is in bold. On the right side, there is a pink icon of a person wearing a headset. The Trans Lifeline logo is in the top right corner.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Rankin Bass Frog Gollum >>>>>> every other gollum
Rankin Bass gollumRankin Bass gollum concept art Rankin Bass gollum eating a fish
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I can still fix it.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Tumblr screenshot: “Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society” and then a doctored screenshot of Drake and Josh with Josh saying “Reagan”
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I’d personally like to think that Space Ghost is up there chatting it up with Zorak and Moltar like the good old days. Rest In Peace George Lowe. Thank you for helping me shape my sense of humor. 💔
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VJ. | Comms Open @veejay.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Once again, I'm open!
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
happy easter, he is risen
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Happy 'Who do you think you are?! I am!' day to all who celebrate. On this day in 2012; Pete Weber wins his fifth PBA U.S. Open, and in the midst of losing his motherfucking shit, he unleashed an iconic catchphrase on the world.
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Layner 🌻 @alayna.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
what da hell.. #itysl #timrobinsonaday
A cartoon drawing of the comedian Tim Robinson from the sketch comedy show I Think You Should Leave. He has a squinting, puzzled expression, and is wearing a grey fedora with flaps in the back and a white button down shirt.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 26/02/2025
The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Tato @tatodrudis.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
NEW PRICES BUY MY ART RAAAHHHHH
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ACT UP, 1990
A man carries a coffin with a skull on the front and spray painted on the side "we're here we're queer we hate the fucking president"
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
flug with a little sprout growing on their head, of course, it must be watered
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
For me, not using your vehicle's turn signal is a lot like not returning the shopping cart in that I think you're a beast who doesn't deserve to live in society. Like you can't literally lift a finger to make the roads safer for yourself and everyone else? Go live in the woods and drink creek water.
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Stewson @stewson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
We will have 10 hours, 55 minutes, and 44 seconds of daylight today, which is 18 minutes and 14 seconds longer than this time last week! Go back to hell Nightman!
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Abbey Veffer @abbeyveffer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
✨ Boosting ✨ Want to support disabled creatives? Consider commissioning artists like me! Due to an ER visit this month + tax preparation costs, I’m extra behind on bills. I’m available + ready to work! 👍 I offer portraiture, #voiceactor print designs, sketches + more! ko-fi.com/abbeyv/commi...
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NIAMH @falldogs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
whats he holding? its the eraserhead baby of course
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Shane @mcclellandshane.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
in a year where Money People want to strip the human touch out of art, it's wild to see something so lavishly made for something that kinda hasn't been a thing for over 30 years
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Current: $1560 Goal$10k! February fundraising theme for MS Society of Canada is Richard Scarry Caricatures! To get yours, just donate at least $50 tinyurl.com/mscure2025. Donations are tax deductible! See jpg for more info!
Richard Scarry Avatars donation link: https://tinyurl.com/mscure2025
From now until March 8th, 2025 donate $50 to the MS society! I'll make you a caricature avatar in the style of Richard Scarry!

1. Go to https://tinyurl.com/mscure2025
2. Donate! $50 or more for an avatar. Want a group/family/couple/pet? Easy! Donate $50 per face! 
3. Email your donation confirmation to lar@lartist.com along with a current selfie(s) and maybe a busy occupation.
4. I will email you a high res jpeg to print and a low res jpeg for social media.

All avatars will be delivered on or before March 15th, 2025
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just youuuu 🎶
Doodle of James from Twin Peaks
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Do it right kids
Y2K REALNESS
Tiny glasses
Baby Tee
Wallet Chain
Wide Leg Jeans
1 Litre of Dirty Puddle Water
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Ali Gundam @aligundam.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Trying to explain to Americans that they HAVE NO LEFT-WING POLITICAL PARTIES
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Spooky Boner @lucytoner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Opening portrait commission slots because money can be exchanged for goods and services (tyres) Costs €70 and you get an instax square print of your portrait too! DM me if you'd like one! #commissions #commissionsopen #ocart
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Artoflec @artoflec.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Angel gal commission \ o/ 3 more variants available too but glad to have completed it wahooo
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Every time someone asks me for voice acting advice I feel like this old man in the beginning of Peter Jackson's King Kong who's like "I'm sorry passionate young person who looked up to me. I'm done. I'm going to go work a boring job because I'm tired of this shit."
Manny from Peter Jackson's King Kong
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