Reposted by KelsZombies. The undead. You know, ghouls. @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible. 202148135040
Reposted by KelsIan Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 25/10/2024"I am using the money the company has given me for food to buy shirts. Yes I am." 312802758
Reposted by KelsIan Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I love 3D printing, man. You can just sculpt a Twin Peaks James, conjure him into the real world and nobody can stop you. 2964596
Reposted by Kelsprincess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 17/03/2025giallo be having titles like The Bottle of the Gummy Flintstones 211236
Reposted by KelsThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025Please Like Metheonion.comPlease Like MeIt can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar... 1038224013472
Reposted by KelsHAL 🌈✨🩸 @halothanic.bsky.social · 14/03/2025tribute to david lynch for a local theater 💙 92375811
Reposted by KelsHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You HAVE to be a weird little freak it's so important 11701238
Reposted by KelsZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Hey hey we got big videos baybeeee I'm Zane! I'm a voice actor specializing in fantasy, scifi, and all sorts of kooky critters. I got a solid decade of professional experience in games, podcasts, and animations. If you're lookin for some voicework, consider me yeah? Please? Cmon HEY HEY GET BACK HE 16628188
Reposted by Kelsharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this 213187403922
Reposted by KelsKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21/06/2023Harry, of course I'll let you kick the football! The football's Union made! What's the point of a football that doesn't get kicked? I wouldn't want to waste valuable Union resources on a useless football! Why would I pull it away at the last second? I'm a busy man, Harry! 8641133
Reposted by KelsTrans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 07/03/2025🚨 Job Alert! 🚨 We’re hiring 3 full-time remote Hotline Operators! Join our team by mid-April with a salary of $63,000 plus benefits. Trans and non-binary people are strongly encouraged to apply. Application opens March 12 at 10am PT. Learn more and apply at translifeline.org/jobs. 10184142
Reposted by KelsZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Rankin Bass Frog Gollum >>>>>> every other gollum 1422645
Reposted by KelsDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I can still fix it. 112747
Reposted by KelsChris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I’d personally like to think that Space Ghost is up there chatting it up with Zorak and Moltar like the good old days. Rest In Peace George Lowe. Thank you for helping me shape my sense of humor. 💔 162319819
Reposted by KelsBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Happy 'Who do you think you are?! I am!' day to all who celebrate. On this day in 2012; Pete Weber wins his fifth PBA U.S. Open, and in the midst of losing his motherfucking shit, he unleashed an iconic catchphrase on the world. 171408632
Reposted by KelsLayner 🌻 @alayna.bsky.social · 27/02/2025what da hell.. #itysl #timrobinsonaday 112315
Reposted by KelsKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 26/02/2025The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable. 1128387899409
Reposted by KelsZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 21/02/2025For me, not using your vehicle's turn signal is a lot like not returning the shopping cart in that I think you're a beast who doesn't deserve to live in society. Like you can't literally lift a finger to make the roads safer for yourself and everyone else? Go live in the woods and drink creek water. 171472180
Reposted by KelsStewson @stewson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025We will have 10 hours, 55 minutes, and 44 seconds of daylight today, which is 18 minutes and 14 seconds longer than this time last week! Go back to hell Nightman! 0357
Reposted by KelsAbbey Veffer @abbeyveffer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025✨ Boosting ✨ Want to support disabled creatives? Consider commissioning artists like me! Due to an ER visit this month + tax preparation costs, I’m extra behind on bills. I’m available + ready to work! 👍 I offer portraiture, #voiceactor print designs, sketches + more! ko-fi.com/abbeyv/commi... 03531
Reposted by KelsNIAMH @falldogs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025whats he holding? its the eraserhead baby of course 16014
Reposted by KelsMelo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025in a year where Money People want to strip the human touch out of art, it's wild to see something so lavishly made for something that kinda hasn't been a thing for over 30 years 81209329
Reposted by KelsLar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Current: $1560 Goal$10k! February fundraising theme for MS Society of Canada is Richard Scarry Caricatures! To get yours, just donate at least $50 tinyurl.com/mscure2025. Donations are tax deductible! See jpg for more info! 112770
Reposted by KelsAli Gundam @aligundam.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Trying to explain to Americans that they HAVE NO LEFT-WING POLITICAL PARTIES 18928274
Reposted by KelsSpooky Boner @lucytoner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Opening portrait commission slots because money can be exchanged for goods and services (tyres) Costs €70 and you get an instax square print of your portrait too! DM me if you'd like one! #commissions #commissionsopen #ocart 04134
Reposted by KelsArtoflec @artoflec.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Angel gal commission \ o/ 3 more variants available too but glad to have completed it wahooo 04514
Reposted by KelsZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Every time someone asks me for voice acting advice I feel like this old man in the beginning of Peter Jackson's King Kong who's like "I'm sorry passionate young person who looked up to me. I'm done. I'm going to go work a boring job because I'm tired of this shit." 621610