Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 1h"wHy DiDnT tHe AdF gO rUnNiNg To ThE mEdIa AbOuT aN oNgOiNg InVeStIgAtIoN??!?!?", I scream. Desperate for attention because I am a fucking moron. 030
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 1hurr, it would be because its an ongoing investigation you fucking idiot. 130
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 1hstumbling around drunk and falling onto the right side of history: the Kels316 story. 010
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 1hlike a lot of my opinions that aren't based on much, my lifelong ambivalence to Metallica is paying off now. 5100
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 2hI hope every "warrior mindset" troop fucker in this country that lusts for war with China is watching what happens if you even slow down internet access in modern war. 153
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 3hI am 100% sure at least two of them would argue constantly that "rescuing people is not our job" because they do that now despite the org having "rescue" in its name. 190
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 3hI spend a decent amount of time thinking about the racist boomer deadshits around me in my volunteer org and how they would behave if we did what the RNLI does. Would they quit, or would the experience change their perspective? Hard to say. 2150
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 19hmayor that is keeping the beach open during shark attack epidemic looking motherfucker 1111
Reposted by Adamdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19hadult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup 454373
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 20hthe navy have you covered - they're called the Shore Patrol. They hang around bars and nick sailors who are having a good time. 030
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 20hthey have military police that follow convoys around and make cunts of themselves, if that's what you mean 140
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 22hreminder: ACAB includes Jacqui Lambie (she was military police, the worst kind of both troop and cop) 3174
Reposted by Adamjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 22hjust an ongoing parade of the most powerful minds to ever use an internet-enabled device 7835
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 23hgrandstanding shit. If this is true (it probably is) refer it to the ombudsman you fucking grifting piece of shit. 070
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 23hwhat the fuck is this voice she's doing here? Leo Wanker shit. Fuck I hate her with my life. Just a complete loser clinging to an endless free money glitch by hanging around military bases. Fuck off. 261
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 23hI'm going in to bat for sours, at least the ones I've tried. Definitely a summer-only option tho. 000
Reposted by AdamAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.inquirer.comThe SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-NovemberOkaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather. 5045301070
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 23hUkraine giving the counterpoint to every AI company CEO statement about existential threat from software. 250
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[Gen Z boss and a mini cadence] Mushroom tip on a Trump Stump 110
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026delivered like he's absolutely killing it. So excited to watch him be discarded by the GOP and become a d-list podcaster. 120
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I was kind of torn about dunking on someone's appearance, but pivoted my rationale to "I am dunking on their choices, plus this person is a piece of shit" 250
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026person: what if private schools were free because they were funded by the government? me: "hello 000? Yes I am with someone that is having a massive stroke after being kicked in the head by a horse, please send an ambulance immediately" 5283
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026remember when people kept telling you the models are getting better and cheaper every day? Lmao. 030
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026in breaking real things that definitely happened exactly as described news 142
Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Barbera Thornhill wont see your nasty posts about this photo, but your friends whose heads caught fire and someone put it out with a bike chain will. 181
