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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 3h

it should be illegal for any man to ever talk about women actually. straight up illegal. yes that includes you, man reading this post and nodding along to prove you are woke

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 3h

shout-out to my union mandated one hour lunch break

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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 17h

rip pete rose you would have loved the official fox app

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026

someone really hated this little freak

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i hate this evil rectangle that i can't put down!!!!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026

Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/10/2026

sabres fans love to smugly post “sabres play tomorrow 😏” after the bills lose a shootout only to then spend that sabres game posting actionable threats about seth appert during a 4-1 road loss in columbus. it’s their favorite activity. you gotta let em do it

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

my literal exact thought when i saw this on a tv at a bar earlier today

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

starting to think there were some good ideas in the dorley hall books

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rasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

while many sabre fans are busy wishing for "connor hellebuyck" im afraid i am simply wanting the sabres to pay "Konsta Hella Bucks"

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yknow ive always said 3-1 is the worst lead in hockey

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

shout-out to all of my fellow #sabres fans #onhere im gonna try to post more during games so follow if ur into that and ill follow back if ur cool

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rasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Noah Östlund Umlaut Jersey—Check 3 left over dough-ners from preseason game—Check 5 months of offseason induced rage & brain damage againdst Montreal Canadiens—CHeck My Heart—Kickstarted Time to fucking post .

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I'm thinking that they're mistaking my kindness for weakness, kill 'em with meanness" "Close only counts in time bombs and horseshoes" "You saw my terrible side, the blonde hair and blue eyes, now the writing's on the wall like graffiti" "Dying laughing is the only way you're killing me"

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

THREAD OF EMINEM LYRICS THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD WRITE "Your anxiety's throwing gang signs" "Even my cheap shots are overpriced" "I lay awake and I strap myself into bed with a bulletproof vest on" "You critics come to pay me a visit? Misery loves company, please stay a minute"

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

konsta being super famous in finland is awesome

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

josh doan plays hockey today

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I Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That he recorded this promo before PAC died and it ended up being PAC's final segment is so cruel #AEWDynamite

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this mox promo what the fuck

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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026

from the zine

Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

executive order that the feds have to start calling it super intelligence instead of artificial is like that bit in the boys where homelander wants the news to start calling terrorists super villains

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rasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they should make an nhl opening night where the Buffalo sabres raise a stanley cup banner. now what do you say we get the damn ball rolling on that

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.

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KPM @kpmcgrath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every mayor in America should be asked what they are going to do to ensure civilian control of our police forces, and what they will do to officers or departments that break the law.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Buffalo Bills Mandate of Heaven has arrived

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a Bills hoodie

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

everything feels really fucking bad!

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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."

Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals

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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pac vs Orange Cassidy from Feb. 2020. One of my favorite "comedy matches" ever and a real bright spot to continually look back on once that year took a turn. youtu.be/7W63y_mCcg0

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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

genocide every day, tens of thousands of babies dead, fascist death squads on our streets, etc etc, and they gathered their entire staff to sit down and debate this shit

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this fucking rocks, get fucked zionist bitch

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

feeling particularly insane today

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

dog i decided to do a good thing and pay one american dollar for this article and now i can't fucking cancel my subscription i have spent the past half hour attempting to do so i'm going insane we live in mother fucking hell

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rasmus dollqueen @buffalodril.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#37 sabres jersey with the name covered in duct tape that says "HELEBUYCK" covered in more duct tape that says "MITTELSTADT"

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it rocks that this (and other stories) are making people go "man remember how good cable was!" bc the lesson that should be learned is capitalism is stupid and bad, but instead everyone just yearns for "capitalism but im a child again"

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kelly @kellyfakename.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

this shit pisses me off more than any other commercial this football season

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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"

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Defector @defector.com · 19/09/2026

"The Polymarket ad is (I think) what you get when a depraved, bottomlessly cynical, and terminally stupid culture discovers a compelling aesthetic template for enjoying the absolute hell out of separating suckers from their paychecks." defector.com/lebron-james...

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LeBron James Wants Your Paycheck To Become His Paycheck, By Way Of Polymarket | Defector

The new Polymarket ad spot opens with LeBron James stepping onto an elevator and pushing a button labeled “SPORTS.” This is not some AI-extruded, near-enough visual representation of a generic…

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