Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 18m"In the past 30 years, Americans have seen double-digit declines in practically every measure of socializing. They are less likely to play cards; attend a sporting event; go to the bar; volunteer; work on a community project." anyone who plays music could have told you this was happening 022
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 23myou aren't wrong but elections are apparently shaped by things like tan suits and dijon mustard so maybe they aren't entirely wrong either 000
Reposted by Kellum DanderThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tucker: “I never understood why 🇬🇧 fought World War 2?” 😕 Rees-Mogg: “It was good vs. evil…We did the right thing…” Tucker: “Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?” RM: “We defeated Hitler… We’d all be speaking German…” Tucker: “Who cares?” 🤔 7842047573
Reposted by Kellum DanderMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 4hIt’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts: 963060681
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hwww.youtube.com/shorts/ih_Fw...youtube.comA scandal unlike any other: Obama putting Dijon mustard on his burger.YouTube video by The Daily Show 111
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hI can remember getting into heated arguments with devs who programmed in assembly for performance and stability who strenuously argued that those of us programming in 3GLs were wasteful and weren't real programmers 000
Reposted by Kellum Danderℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 4hBottle of water at the polls: ELECTION INTERFERENCE Promise voters $5,000: 🇺🇸 DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸 Glad we cleared that shit up. 19964249
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hit turns out "the vibes felt off so I voted for the other guy" is almost everything you need to understand about electoral politics 110
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hyeah god knows such a thing could never happen in NORTH america 040
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hthe Black President ordered The National Meal (a cheeseburger) and that vile, reprehensible, disgusting excuse for a human being had the nerve, the audacity, the sheer hubris, to ask for dijon mustard I needed therapy for six months after that, still hurts to type it all out 100
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hyou probably blocked the grey poupon scandal from your memory due to it being too painful to think about 110
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hI can remember historians trying to impress upon Young Me the problem of the Disaffected Masses and I didn't buy it, I needed a more logical reason why a Normal Person would vote for Angry Moustache Guy turns out they were right. it was vibes all this time. 110
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hdid you forget the grey poupon scandal that rocked the nation? 100
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hI'm curious what was going on during the Biden admin. Did Biden curtail this interference? or did it continue? 000
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hand don't tell me "Trump can't run for election in 2028" because we live in the new world where all laws except thermodynamics are optional 020
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 1hI'm personally stocking up on popcorn for the 2028 republican presidential battle between Donald Trump, one or more of his children or their spouses, a lineup of Ted Cruz clowns, and the sad minority of dead-ender Republicans who still think they can get their party back from the grift circus 120
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2halso- these things profile the hell out of you i always type and always use the most neutral language think like a reverse turing test. I'm trying not to reveal any humanity 010
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2hbut for real y'all all just talk to the thing instead of typing? that's so.... wwweeeeiiiirrrrdddd to me 110
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2hand if you've ever read that book you'll understand why I screamed 000
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2hthe other was reading Pet Sematary in a single sitting (started around 3PM and finished around 3AM) I was ~14 I was ofc terrified and I reached over to put the book down and turn off the light and in the gap between the curtain and the window I could see a CAT outside, its eyes flashed & it jumped 100
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2hI have two. One was watching the Amityville Horror at an altogether too young age 100
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2hAI bots sure did make everyone stop asking for online voting 000
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2hI think it's darkly ironic that some of the best educated and most informed among us would suggest disenfranchisement as a solution to anything 010
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 2h"doesn’t have the neurological pathways that would allow it to feel pain" again, there is *nothing special* about the neurological pathways that allow us to feel pain. it's just another set of logic gates like "salty" "sweet" and "hot" 100
Reposted by Kellum Danderfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 371781297
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t understand. How is what ICE is doing legal? Is the judge powerless over them? 100
Reposted by Kellum DanderWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Again, you can always detect some faint embarrassment from Democrats when they talk about the ballroom, but “the president demolished a big part of the White House to build himself a palace with bribes from enemy powers” is, by an order of magnitude, the worst corruption scandal in US historyesquire.comA Wealthy Russian Businessman Is Helping Fund Trump’s Stupid Ballroom. Nothing Sketchy About That, Right?Surely, our president will face consequences for this insanity. 321235365
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the point is that all pain happens in your head 100
Reposted by Kellum DanderGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026How many local models do you run? 2312617377
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what makes a physical sensation different from any other sort of electrochemical messaging related to consciousness 101
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you believe you are in pain you experience the exact same pain even if no “pain signals” are being sent to cause it. Your brain is completely able to simulate pain that is literally the same experience as the real pain because it runs the same model. 130
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The brain that interprets the signal is also “modeling pain” There is nothing inherently “painful” about the electrochemical signals that signal pain. There is just the interpretation of pain. 130
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am not saying that I believe these machines experience pain the same way we do (if at all). If they have some form of consciousness, it’s clearly not human/animal consciousness. I am saying that if they have consciousness then we cannot rule out their ability to experience some form of pain. 100
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At the experiential level I can’t say for sure what the difference would be, the experience of pain is the pain 220
Reposted by Kellum Danderceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 653154477
Reposted by Kellum DanderEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 03/10/2026Zach Bryan came out saying FREE PALESTINE in the first show at Gillette Stadium since Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft silenced Macklemore, AND he played a new, still unreleased anti-AI song and some of y’all are still sleeping on the liberatory potential of Americana 251153159
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A better future government will break up Meta faster than you can say antitrust but we can have both: we are good people who deserve good things 160
Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026emotional pain for example is as real as physical pain and can be caused by cognitive dissonance I think it’s conceivable these things could experience a kind of cognitive dissonance, as a hypothetical 230