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Kellum Dander

@kellumdander.bsky.social
3.9K followers 2.2K following 15K posts

Proctor-at-Large, Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire. Antifascist.

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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 9h
Necrophilia confession:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 10h
I love how this twit accused me of “misgendering” her because I said she was strawmanning and then in the same breath “why are you all the fucking same” lolllll the irony
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 11h
no words
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 19h
"the universe is an elegant, delicate balance of perfectly harmonic spheres, and... wait, no, nonononono!!"
optimal square packing for 17 squares
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 21h
the dots are so close they connect themselves:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 21h
also on the line:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 21h
right on the same line:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 23h
holy shit
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 23h
Don Lapre, who first figured out how to get rich telling other people the secret to getting rich
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 23h
She blocked me for this exchange:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is the invention that broke the internet, change my mind:
the likes counter
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine if Obama had offered up D/FW or Houston for Iran to nuke so everyone can call it even and stop fighting
Donald Trump - wearing a BLUE, not tan, suit - suggests it would be "a small price to pay" to allow Iran to nuke an American city in order to call it quits
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an answer to this question:
Trump in access Hollywood tape
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also: Tucker is, actually, an idiot:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you’re not wrong but then again
Ann Richards
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
darth there will be such an attempt to sanitize *everything* that’s happened will anyone even remember four seasons total landscaping?
Rudy Giuliani standing like a total nincompoop in front of a Trump podium at the loading bay of Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uuhhhhh
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile this is who you’re helping here
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was his comment on the vote:
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He literally voted to protect the rights of trans kids to have surgeries!
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
corporate needs you to find the difference meme:

democrat: I would step in only in the case in which allowing a transgender to compete would create a safety issue

republican: lol every gay and trans person is a freak of nature, bring back sodomy laws and put 'em all in prison

bluesky user: they're the same picture
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glenn Greenwald meet Karl Popper
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imma leave this here
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make no mistake: this is an extremely dangerous position to advance and those who advance it need to have their opinions sandboxed
“Dog/catpetter” advances the argument that trans people in Texas would be better off if Paxton (an extremely corrupt fascist) wins
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hells yes
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the bot writes books, the bot publishes books, the bot promotes books, but the hooman gotta pay the tab
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, that’s not at all what I was stating. Please don’t put words in my mouth.
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A dildo
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just so everyone is clear on who we’re arguing with here, i present to you Kathryn’s Magic Dice
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Image of I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody - just fabulous stuff.
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is who they think should be in the women's restroom
trans man
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
angry goose asks "who put national security at risk, roger?"
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would have replied but replies are turned off
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I found a photo of you
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Evidence
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A.R. Moxon just blocked me for explaining FPTP, how thin skinned can you be
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
had to block this extraordinarily annoying person
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will Stancil is not an information technologist and should not be listened to on matters of information science or technology
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when the Beatles refused to play before segregated audiences and threatened to cancel their shows until venue owners backed down they were only a fraction as wealthy as Ed Sheeran even adjusting for inflation
Fab Four arrive in America
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this graphic remains funny as hell
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here, I fixed it
2012 Acura TSX interior featuring buttons and knobs for everything and a perfectly visible small screen for maps and backup camera
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
map describes the "Technate of America" to be specific
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
O_o
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ll just leave this here
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you don’t say
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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We are under nuclear attack, quick, get the President to the ballroom! lolno not the ballroom, it's above ground and made of WINDOWS
photo of ballroom which is nothing but a aseries of arched windows ffs
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