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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

beautiful, both of you

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

still charmed that Traitors advertises during BB and Survivor

sold @glorbis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Officially spooky season

A man looking at a cell phone the cell phone screen reads “imma suck that spooky dick!! -w skinner”

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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when my patients ask what it is like to take triazolam before their surgery I will be telling them to listen to the new M83, it's exactly the same

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first time running into a coworker outside of work

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twenty people in the audience and they all knew at least one person on stage; I got lucky and a couple that I knew showed up at the last minute so we got to be obnoxious as hell together

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I’m about to step outside and hit that vape you gave me

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the vibes in here wild smelling fresh lumber, a theater troupe was already here doing a “retreat” and a guy just introduced himself by saying Greetings, Good Sir to a bartender

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I'm going to an improv show tonight, send dilaudid

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

share your mood for the weekend

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's beautiful weather outside and I want to smoke a pack of Newport Lights about it

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blessed are the Canadians

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they’re digging up the road in front of my driveway

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nobody knows I’m gonna be Da Pope

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I had some Coors Light Cheez-Its the other day

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

wet donuts are in season again

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

MalwareBytes just attempted to stop me from going to cdc.gov this is fine

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love this so so much, it's wonderful

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

wearing this to the movies

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

why is a workday so long was gonna see Callous Daoboys at RiotFest but I will not get there in time to see their 5pm performance 😔

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

20 year old me would be impressed but also ask a lot of questions, mostly of the “Okay, but what the fuck?” variety

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

today is a year and a half since @cmcmahon.bsky.social died shit's been hard and I miss him every day

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

was on a telephone call while watching the Emmys and I basically blacked out when they showed Oscar Isaac, forgot I was talking to anyone about anything

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"did you serve during the war daddy?" "BOY, DID I"

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it’s okay to block people if they have a dumb haircut

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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A phrase forever stuck in my head from an old twitter post is “Joe Burrow’s lesbian drip”

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 14/09/2026

(putting DVD into player): ok, so it’s _basically_ Star Wars. It’s the Open Source FarGalaxy Saga. You’ll like the furwoks

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Power is out at work, can’t do anything but Bluesky

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

excited that my local weed place does a Bears Win promotion

Keli @keli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

picking up a pizza at Lou Malnati’s before the Bears game and what is this

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spoocecow @important.website · 11/09/2026

lighthouse transformation hypnosis. you want to be on a crag. you love the stink of the sea. you will eat 10000 pounds of concrete and stone with a big big lightbulb for dessert. you'll rotate. you'll rotate.

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

sitting in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

dilated to 10cm and having triplets 🍅

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm dog sitting this Thanksgiving and will definitely go to this by myself and have a great time. Don't worry about ole Kel, she's always trying to find fun despite everything.